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Michelle's avatar

LOL... he just declared himself a flight risk. The courts where he has his convictions can now confiscate his passport and maybe even lock him up if they think he is going to flee the country!! Lock him up! Lock him up!!!

Jedi Senshi's avatar

I hope the judge next month puts tcfg’s statement to leave as another good reason to lock him up or has his parole yanked as a flight risk.

Russell Grant's avatar

My day would be complete if they led him out in baby handcuffs.

KHKate's avatar

Yes--those tiny hands could wriggle out of the standard ones!

Myq Kaplan's avatar

dear god,

thank you for this ongoing, all-knowing coverage!

i particularly love today's moment of Bliss.

thank you for sharing your infinite love!

love

myq

Arnaly Arriaga Blanco's avatar

Venezuela? Why? We already have enough curse with the “rotten” a**hole that stole the country and keeps it as his own hacienda backed up by Putin.

Caroline Carver's avatar

I think it's bc they have a no extradition policy. Elon won't go. Lol

Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

Elon is all, “Yeah, sure, Donny, we’ll go to Venezuela.” Inside, he’s thinking, “What the fuck is this dipshit talking about? I may be an asshole, but I’m not under indictment for anything - yet.”

Arnaly Arriaga Blanco's avatar

And Venezuelans in general have the weird idea that Trump was going to take Maduro away, so they love him. However, Trump demonstrated otherwise.

Russell Grant's avatar

Wow are we going old school God and plaguing countries. The Venezuelans did nothing to you. Do not plague whole nations!

Richard Adams's avatar

I find it funny that the Orange Buffoon keeps talking about the "crime rate going up" - does he not realize he is one of the criminals whose felonies are adding to the crime rate? LOL

PamVotesBlue's avatar

Will he be taking his entire family with him? 🤞🤞

Delano Hernandez's avatar

I haven’t read Of Mice and Men, but I have read To Kill a Mockingbird.

Kaye D. Proctor's avatar

Delano, only read Of Mice and Men if you prepared to copiously weep for several weeks. Just the mention of that book in this forum made my cry. SNIFFLE SNUFF GULP TEARS DOWN THROAT - "PLEASE DON'T DIE, LENNY!"

Mimi Bupp's avatar

Tell me about the rabbits, George 😩

Ann Higgins's avatar

Can’t we have a whip round and send him there now? Anyone want to chip in?

Sean McCoy Writes's avatar

I think the Dotard should get a head start on his Valenzuela plan.

Pamela S.'s avatar

He wants to go live among some of the very people he doesn’t want coming here? I thought he hated them so much! And now he wants to be one himself ….smh….What a looney tune.

Suellen Zimet Klein's avatar

Please don’t tease! That would give me the best orgasm EVER!!

sixmorecharacters's avatar

I would absolutely love to see this xenophobic, egocentric jerk actually try to make himself comfortable in another country, to try to learn to speak another language, to try to learn to live with and trust persons of a culture he routinely defames. It ain't gonna happen. He is blowing off his mouth, as usual.

Suessl's avatar

Speak another language? He can't even speak English.

sixmorecharacters's avatar

I know. You can simply tell from his dismissive attitude that he considers serious study of anything to be both unnecessary and beneath the exalted plane he inhabits. I cannot stand that man.

Lisa Dekker's avatar

Dear Donny, Why wait? In the great tradition of fleeing Nazis, why not head for South America right now? Why endure more mocking laughs, clever cartoons, pesky reporters, and very smart women? Take that beautiful 727 that your worshippers paid for and leave right now. I hear they they have great hairpiece stylists in Venezuela too!

Rob Kelly's avatar

If Don the Con does flee to Venezuela, numerous countries need to prepare for crazed emigrants from that country!

Bob A's avatar

I’ve had this on my bingo cards for 2 years. I also think that when he goes, he will set up a government- in - exile and change the address on the contribution envelopes. Oh, and the US has no extradition treaty with Venezuela

Patricia Small's avatar

Yes, it does. But Venezuela has been known to forget that when it pleases them to do so.

Andra Watkins's avatar

It makes me so happy to hear that he knows he's going to jail if he loses, so he will flee like the coward he is.

Ben Holstrom's avatar

You mean like Benedict Arnold fled to Britain to escape being hanged after he sold out his country

Deb's avatar

Would love to donate an old military tent for him to set up in Venezuela. If only……