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Jill Corrigan's avatar

I mean, honestly I think he looks better in the portrait. Is he mad because they didn’t do the orange self-tan feature? This artist did him a massive favor!

deniway's avatar

It's because it shows his fatness.

Jill Corrigan's avatar

And still, not as fat as he really is. 😂

C K Smith's avatar

I agree! It looks much better than he does in person. I still want to puke when I look at it, but it flatters him. I guess the artist is now on her way to El Salvador, right?!!

Susan Fanning's avatar

If she hasn't fallen out of a window.

Jill Corrigan's avatar

Or just basically gone. Since disappearing acts seem to be trending right now. 🥲

C K Smith's avatar

Good one! I wish I had thought of it.

Nici's avatar

I agree. He has minimal wrinkles in the painting.

Nancy's avatar

He's probably mad because it doesn't look like that one that was life-sized, had him all in white yuppie clothes, smiling like his teeth (and hair, and "tan," and) aren't all "store-bought"...I think he had a tennis racquet in one hand, as if he does anything other than golf nowadays, without even walking from hole to hole (or missed stroke to missed stroke; I've heard he -- gasp! -- /cheats/ at golf! =8-0).

Allie Mac's avatar

This painting will make the perfect gift for my Trump-obsessed in-laws. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a little psychological warfare disguised as home decor

Jane in NC's avatar

You should have it reprinted on TP for them, Stacey. 😜

Susan Fanning's avatar

Make a dartboard out of it.

Nancy's avatar

Apparently, it's available now; they took it down... ;->

I hope the MAGA GoFundMe-ites didn't get their money refunded. ;->

Jane in NC's avatar

OK, so the story behind that painting is flat-out hilarious, according to Time:

"Funding for the portraits in the Colorado State Capitol typically comes from private donations collected by Colorado Citizens for Culture, a grassroots organization supporting the arts in the state. During Trump’s first term, the group needed to raise $10,000 to commission a portrait of him, but in 2018, the organization’s president Jay Seller said not a single donation had come in."

Noting the blank space where a Trump portrait should be, a progressive activist group put up a picture of Vladimir Putin on an easel. That bunched a lot of republican panties, and one of them started a GoFundMe to commission the painting Norma Desmond Trump is now complaining about. You can NOT make this shit up!

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

That IS hilarious! The best part is that their wasn't a single donation in 2018!!!!!

Jane in NC's avatar

And some republican lackey in the CO lege had to do a GoFundMe to get a painting done! Oh, day-um! I love this!

Janet Vasquez's avatar

Honestly, I thought the painting was flattering for such a vile, despicable man. He is so triggered. It's the Streisand effect. Had he ignored it, no one would have cared. Now, people will search for it and share it. I sure did! I did it to get under his skin.

Betty Norton's avatar

The funniest thing is that this painting is very complimentary considering what he actually looks like. He must have magic mirrors at Mara-Lago and in his suite at the White House!

Robot Bender's avatar

I doubt he looks or even wants to look, in a mirror.

Nancy's avatar

Reverse mirrors than what they have in a fun house at a carnival. ;)

Rosemary Plymale's avatar

Really Donald, be thankful there is a portrait of you at the state capitol. It should be st the local library in the banned books section.

Nancy's avatar

Not any more; they took it down. :-/

Corlis Robe's avatar

... what does he think he looks like? The painting is spot on.

Does anyone have a link wherein we could support the artist a bit?

Lynn S's avatar

Yes, great idea!👍🏻

Hazel Brown 🐾's avatar

Just saw a comment on a different Substack that says: What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's Elon.

JudiLI's avatar

And again we can find Obama living rent free in Trumps head.

Kate Wolf's avatar

Well, his mouth is closed, which is unusual, and he's not smirking either. So in that sense, it doesn't look like him.

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, that closed-mouth, beaming-up-at-Heaven, chicken-killin'-dog smirk...the Germans have a word/term for it; long form is something like "born with a face meant to be slapped," though apparently it's usually shortened to just "slap-face."

Elaine Culver's avatar

I'm surprised that he doesn't like this picture, but he apparently likes the mug shot in which he's scowling. It's much less flattering than the one in Colorado.

Jan Frederick's avatar

It seems like he must think the scowl makes him look tough. It just makes him look like an idiot, actually.

Susan Fanning's avatar

Doesn't take much to make him look like an idiot.

Christie sebo's avatar

It's an exact still life of the man. The artist has mad skills.

Jan Frederick's avatar

The face is definitely not orange enough and the hair looks way too thick. Someone get an orange sharpie and fix it. Thank you, God. Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

The assignment was to paint a grotesque, diseased-ridden asshole. The artist nailed it.

P J Johnston's avatar

OMG "HE" truly is THAT VAIN! Hard to believe isn't it? LOL My other thought is it kind of makes him look FAT. But you know he is!

Julie G's avatar

I saw this portrait in person last Thursday while visiting my local legislators. It looks better than he ever does anywhere else. Just more whining from him.