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Christie sebo's avatar

Jimmy thought it over and said to himself, yep it's a good day to die. To the end always doing the right thing.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Jimmy Carter was everything that sorry orange waste of space is not: decent, intelligent, beneficent, learned, honest, humble, hardworking, unselfish, admired, loved, accomplished, respected. I suspect that trump is envious of Jimmy, and his pettiness just cannot be contained. Typically his narcissism completely obliterates any impulse of propriety. What an absolutely sorry excuse for a person. Fuck trump.

Carol Bradstreet's avatar

I will henceforth refer to your mighty acronym when describing the orange POS. He will be dubbed SOWS. Sorry orange waste of space. I love it.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Happy to contribute 😇

Phat Khat's avatar

That's kinda cruel to female pigs, though...

deniway's avatar

Sorry orange waste of space!! priceless

Dorvek's avatar

His next inauguration promises to be even emptier than the first one #SMITE!

Katharine Hill's avatar

Thank you, God, for smiting thine enemies. I may watch the inauguration after all just to see the lowered flags.

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

My suggestion? Tune in to any station NOT showing it, in order to tank ratings further (we all know how he obsesses over ratings), then check it out on any space that will post it. You know it'll be posted everywhere. Then you can have the pleasure of seeing donOld in front of half staff flags without helping his ratings. Smite!

GigiDimeg's avatar

We are not turning the TV on at all. It’s also MLK day, and a good day to honor Dr King.

Randy Woodall's avatar

I like your idea! And, like Gigi I will not be watching any TV at all that day.

deniway's avatar

You are braver than me - I will drive by some public buildings in town to see the flags lowered. Don't want to drive up the watch ratings of the inauguration - plus I don't like vomiting so there's that.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well, if Donnie is so upset about these half staff flags, tell him how happy everyone is going to be when they're at half staff for HIM!

KHKate's avatar

Your lips to God's ears. Oh, that's where it went!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

To everyone distressed at not being able to see Ann Telnaes' work in the Post anymore - she is available FREE on

https://substack.com/@anntelnaes

(and of course you can always subscribe if you want to support her work)

A country that doesn't allow political cartoonists free expression is on the road to Hell.

Phat Khat's avatar

I will be canceling my WaPo sub today and giving that money to Ann instead. I've been teetering for a while, but this is the last straw.

Debra L Breen's avatar

The best POTUS of my lifetime (I'm 74) stuck it to "the donald" with the immaculate timing of his death. You rock, Jimmie. Thanks to the man who made some really tough decisions that not everybody liked and some that went wrong and cost him a second term, delivering us the blasted Reaganomics that screwed up my family's life. Much love to the Carter family.

Carol's avatar

When Trump claimed flying the flag at half-staff was the Dems “making it about them,” my head exploded. Talk about total lack of self-awareness!! Trump doesn’t know how to do anything besides making everything about himself! Now that Thy smiting arm is all warmed up…..

Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

We should fly the Jolly Roger throughout ConOld's despotic reign, as all he's doing is fleecing the country better than any Somalian pirate ship could manage on the high seas. Plus he's surrounded by those irritatingly noisy parrots, the GOP.

Amen

Awomen

Jan Frederick's avatar

Such a great idea!! I have a flag holder that I have never used. I will be on the lookout for a Jolly Roger or maybe some other flag that makes a "statement" about the event.

DR Darke's avatar

I'm pretty certain Jimmy Carter didn't ACTUALLY time his death to provide Donald Trump the maximum humiliation of having flags at "half-staff" (he must think "half-mast" is a nickname for impotence) during his Inauguration.

But I would love to think that he did! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Scott Bernstein's avatar

It is with a heavy heart that I report, Donald Trump is still alive.

Hannah's avatar

I confess that I check every morning. Twice on Sunday.

Corlis Robe's avatar

If anyone else is interested, Amazon has several of Ann Telnaes' books.

RLT's avatar

Here’s a couple links to independent online book sellers;

https://www.thriftbooks.com

https://bookshop.org

Numinous Ninja's avatar

Even better! Thanks. One is on back order at Bookshop and all three are sold out at ThriftBooks. Great news for her.

Cathy 98280's avatar

Hmm … Amazon … Bezos … hmmm. (Was that on purpose? 😉)

Corlis Robe's avatar

Not intentionally, no, but it does mean I put Telnaes' through an Amazon search. :)

KHKate's avatar

Good God--and take that both as an outcry and an epithet. Beelzebubba has been associated with a lot of filth, but to diss another president, particularly one who was his opposite in so many ways--God help us all, and that's both an outcry and a plea to You.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

What’s the opposite of lowering flags half staff? We should do that when this shitheel dies.

God's avatar

Spontaneous marching bands

Carol Bradstreet's avatar

I love it! ROFLMAO! No one can say that God doesn't have a great sense of humor.

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Constance Breslin's avatar

upside DOWN during the excruciating 4 yrs TO COME

Josh's avatar

Break into churches and ring their bells til they break.

deniway's avatar

So there were no other presidents who died in office where the flags were at half staff when the next president was sworn in right? (Harrison, Taylor, Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Harding, FDR, Kennedy). It ONLY HApPENS to the orange monster. Poor baby.

ANd the truth really hurts with those comics. Good on her for quitting. SHe'll get picked up by someone with thicker skin.

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

What will bring me out of my Grand Funk will be the seeing the huge crowds amassing to celebrate the very GOOD life of President Jimmy Carter and that they far and away eclipse Dungfly Trump's EVIL satanic worshipping [inauguration] spectacle. I hope his Secret Service detail brings adequate adult diapers because he's gonna piss himself....snarly, nasty baby that he is.