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Stephen Wunderlich's avatar

We’re saying HELL no.

Yes, and God, please have Satan take the orange thing back as soon as possible.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Teri Gelini's avatar

Sooner rather than later

Kathy's avatar

God, please make it a bundle deal. Make Vance, Miller and Musk disappear too. 🙏

Nancy's avatar

The whole cabinet; "cheaper by the dozen!"

Binnie Ravitch's avatar

We all know he is special and deserves special treatment. Please arrange the earliest possible transit to Hades

Jocelyn B's avatar

But would the devil have him?

Grace Kennedy's avatar

True. Apparently ( see South Park) he is disappointing even to Satan.

HMarquee's avatar

He’s sooo cognitively impaired that we should be able to file charges against Congress for dereliction of duty.

Rosemary Siipola's avatar

Saw a sign today, Let’s Go Blood Clot. He’s deteriorating right before our eyes. They’ll have him in a body bag with his head out, still jabbering.

Betsy L's avatar

I think he's approaching congestive heart failure. He refuses to help himself by wearing compression socks - Dumpy, you can buy them in black or navy and nobody will know the difference - so his heart has to keep pumping away harder and harder to push blood all the way around his body, down into his feet and back up into his legs. Eventually his heart will get as flabby and floppy as the rest of him, and he'll have to drag an oxygen tank around the putting green.

Nancy's avatar

I used to hate hearing that grating voice of his and would always mute it (or have my hubby do so, if he was watching on his desktop's news feed), but nowadays, fairly recently, I hear Trumpster's voice getting weaker and fainter and frailer; he really is sounding like the tired old man he is.

The job of the Presidency is one fraught with unimaginable stress; I think it's one reason why Obama cut his hair really super short, so folks wouldn't see how much grey there was in it. I think the only reason the Trumpster Fire hasn't imploded by now physically is he probably has a magical portrait or something in the attic, but even that is probably coming apart at the seams these days.

Betsy L's avatar

A little Dorian Gray action! I love it. You're right; even magic portraits will only last so long.

MuneeraKhair's avatar

AMEN! So he's showing us his sausage fingers and being a dick. Does this guy have any other skills?

Chris Sattig's avatar

AMEN! AMEN! 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Angel of Mercy take the EVIL One now! 🙏🙏🙏

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Dunning-Kruger Effect: "a fundamental mismatch between confidence and competence, where the skills needed to be good at something are also the skills needed to recognize how good or bad one is at it."

The DKE is usually invoked when someone supremely incompetent confidently claims absolute competence. They are too stupid to realise that they are stupid.

You're NOT welcome on our planet, Dunning-Kruger Trumpet.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

AHA! So that's where the term "dicky" comes from! "DKE". And in The Rump's case, "decayee" as well.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

It blows my mind that not one father of any of the kids this sub-human pile of shit has fucked hasn't killed him.

Nancy's avatar

Maybe they got invited down to Mar-a-Lago...it seems every time someone goes down there, no matter how much they disdained/hated the dude before, every time they come back, they're in his back pocket, looking for kissing space with the others.

I'm betting that's where a certain spaceship, or even just a spore, landed awhile back, and there's a room somewhere in there (not gold-plated) full of the original bodies of these "converted" individuals... :-/

Pamela Reed's avatar

Here's an AMEN!!!

Kirsten Becker's avatar

You sure can -- AMEN!!!

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

We won't back down.

No we won't back down.

They could stand us up at the gates of Hell,

But, we won't back down.

Dear God,

We will never back down.

And please bless Tom Petty 🙏 ❤️

Love,

me

Nancy's avatar

Me too! One of my favorites of his! :)