Washington, D.C. — In a move that has left political analysts and the public alike in shock, the Democratic National Committee announced today that they are replacing President Joe Biden with WWE superstar and actor John Cena as their presidential candidate for the 2024 election.
I'd vote for three raccoons in a trench coat rather than Trump. Their initial lie of trying to be human at least has better intentions than that spray tanned con man. Also I have a feeling they'd beat up MTG in a fight over some trash.
Don’t be idiots Democrats. The last and only time we changed horses in mid-stream, we lost. Stop beating up on this President who has done a remarkable job considering what he walked into. And God, take care of business. Get Joe over his cold and restiffen his spine. He’ll be fine if you don’t chicken out on him. Same goes for us.
Fk trump- Biden is honorable and has a career history which reflects that trajectory. Trump is a charlatan who defaulted on millions of $’s in NY RE. He raped women and screwed over people throughout his worthless life. AND if that is not enough, he attempted a coup against the republic - Trump is a traitor.
I’m voting for my dog, Gunner. He’d be a terrible debater, but he’d get votes with his friendliness, loyalty, enthusiasm and handsomeness. AND if we reward him with treats, he’ll bark every time tRump opens his mouth.
I'd vote for nobody over Donald Trump. An empty presidential seat would do less harm. I'd vote for Biden over nobody. At this point, it's easier to identify the people who I wouldn't vote for over Trump. Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, and Ron DeSantis come to mind. Trump is a sociopathic, dishonest, bumbling idiot, but those three have clear plans for disassembling the country's ability to serve the people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Biden wasn’t my first choice in 2020. BUT I would have voted for the “Francis the Talking Mule” (dating myself) over Donald Trump even then. When I explained to the Trump voters that I needed Obamacare to stay in place they all shrugged their shoulders. It was an economic decision. It still is. Vote for our democratic society that respects people - or vote for end of everything we have that makes us America - the place people want to flee to not flee from.
I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Texas Yellow Dog Democrat so I'd vote for an old yeller dog before I'd vote for the Chump! Even if the dog was dead, he's got my vote!
Although, I prefer to keep Biden over the old yeller dog.
And, I am a Mississippi “Yellow Dog” Democrat! The Republication Party has never cared for the average American, but only for the wealthy. They want everyone to pull up their boots and take care of themselves, but what if you have no boots? We simply must win this election or it will be The Handmaid’s Tale all over again.
Biden had a bad night, sounded like he was fighting a cold.
It's really difficult to push back against the gish gallop that trump spews. It doesn't work in a debate setting. Whatever you pick to push back against in your limited time someone will complain that you didn't address the other 12 things he just spewed out. You can't win in this situation.
Biden was better with the people after the debate, so he's not addled or incompetent, he was just put in an impossible position with no real back up from the moderators who decided that they weren't going to do any fact checking and they couldn't get trump to answer any of their questions - so they were also having a bad night.
Biden just needs to get out and do more speeches, more appearances and do what he does best which is talk to people.
I'm still with Biden/Harris. I've got faith. And while I like John Cena and the idea of three raccoons in a trench coat - I'm still voting for the Biden/Harris ticket and voting blue all the way down. It's the only way to stop Project 2025 and save our democracy.
I'd vote for three raccoons in a trench coat rather than Trump. Their initial lie of trying to be human at least has better intentions than that spray tanned con man. Also I have a feeling they'd beat up MTG in a fight over some trash.
Oh no. LOL. You made me LOL Twice!
I’d vote for a sack of shit over felon 34/45.
Don’t be idiots Democrats. The last and only time we changed horses in mid-stream, we lost. Stop beating up on this President who has done a remarkable job considering what he walked into. And God, take care of business. Get Joe over his cold and restiffen his spine. He’ll be fine if you don’t chicken out on him. Same goes for us.
Here, Here!
I would vote for pond scum over Trump! I realize that pond scum is not sentient, but then, neither is Trump.
Lolololol!!!!! Thank you Kat for a healthy big belly laugh 💚
Fk trump- Biden is honorable and has a career history which reflects that trajectory. Trump is a charlatan who defaulted on millions of $’s in NY RE. He raped women and screwed over people throughout his worthless life. AND if that is not enough, he attempted a coup against the republic - Trump is a traitor.
I would vote for RFK’s actual brain-eating parasite before voting for Danger Yam.
My reason for voting Democrat can be summed up with one simple statement: I have a gay child.
I’m voting for my dog, Gunner. He’d be a terrible debater, but he’d get votes with his friendliness, loyalty, enthusiasm and handsomeness. AND if we reward him with treats, he’ll bark every time tRump opens his mouth.
Vikli!🤣🤣🤣 Please teach Gunner to bite the former guy every time he opens his mouth!
Biden will win. Trump will turn off critical voters. God, help us! Remind us to use the brains we’ve been given. No pressure, but we need you here.
I'd vote for nobody over Donald Trump. An empty presidential seat would do less harm. I'd vote for Biden over nobody. At this point, it's easier to identify the people who I wouldn't vote for over Trump. Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, and Ron DeSantis come to mind. Trump is a sociopathic, dishonest, bumbling idiot, but those three have clear plans for disassembling the country's ability to serve the people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Biden wasn’t my first choice in 2020. BUT I would have voted for the “Francis the Talking Mule” (dating myself) over Donald Trump even then. When I explained to the Trump voters that I needed Obamacare to stay in place they all shrugged their shoulders. It was an economic decision. It still is. Vote for our democratic society that respects people - or vote for end of everything we have that makes us America - the place people want to flee to not flee from.
I’d vote for slime mold before I voted for Trump.
John Cena 😂😂😂 But I’m serious!!
I don't live in the US but if I did, I would vote for someone's foot fungus over Trump.
Thanks for the belly laugh 😂 💚
You're welcome :D
I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Texas Yellow Dog Democrat so I'd vote for an old yeller dog before I'd vote for the Chump! Even if the dog was dead, he's got my vote!
Although, I prefer to keep Biden over the old yeller dog.
And, I am a Mississippi “Yellow Dog” Democrat! The Republication Party has never cared for the average American, but only for the wealthy. They want everyone to pull up their boots and take care of themselves, but what if you have no boots? We simply must win this election or it will be The Handmaid’s Tale all over again.
😂. To be honest, I don't think the “debate” was ever going to change anyone's mind or vote.
Decency or criminal,,,, our choice.
Biden had a bad night, sounded like he was fighting a cold.
It's really difficult to push back against the gish gallop that trump spews. It doesn't work in a debate setting. Whatever you pick to push back against in your limited time someone will complain that you didn't address the other 12 things he just spewed out. You can't win in this situation.
Biden was better with the people after the debate, so he's not addled or incompetent, he was just put in an impossible position with no real back up from the moderators who decided that they weren't going to do any fact checking and they couldn't get trump to answer any of their questions - so they were also having a bad night.
Biden just needs to get out and do more speeches, more appearances and do what he does best which is talk to people.
I'm still with Biden/Harris. I've got faith. And while I like John Cena and the idea of three raccoons in a trench coat - I'm still voting for the Biden/Harris ticket and voting blue all the way down. It's the only way to stop Project 2025 and save our democracy.