Letters from God

Letters from God

Letters From God

Darth Donold Gets Wrecked By Jedi Master Mark Hamill

Return of the Sith-head.

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May 05, 2025
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Dear Humans,

The Trump White House account just posted a jacked-up, red-lightsaber-wielding portrait of Donold for May the 4th. Not even kidding.

He’s shirtless. He’s scowling. He’s wielding a red ligh…

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