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Kathy's avatar

“war crime against geometry” 🤣

Christie sebo's avatar

I feel bad for the people that bought a Tesla because of the environment. Why can't any of these people trying to grab power read a room?

Mary Hall's avatar

We have a 2021 Model 3 that we love. It's the best car we have ever owned, and we've had some very nice cars. Two more payments and it's ours free and clear. There are a fkton of Teslas where I live, but I did have the good sense to get an anti-Elon magnet for the back.

Mel's avatar

My 2015 model s isn't metal enough to put a magnet on it. I only kept it because it came with free charging so I get to use their electricity.

Nancy's avatar

Heh! Vengeance! :D

Actually, when /did/ the Muskrat buy poor Tesla and ruin their brand name? :-/

Laura 👗's avatar

Cybertrucks remind me of the Hummer craze in the 2000s. Great way to know if someone’s an asshole who’s bad with money, without ever having to talk to them.

Denise Palesch's avatar

While there were some pretty good phrases in his the Bible, they weren’t nearly as funny.

This has to be the best line ever written by God:

“(L)ooks like a war crime against geometry.”

Ken Archbold's avatar

I live in Germany and haven't seen any CyberTrucks here. Maybe the good people of Germany have enough sense not to drive these abominations. But I still do see plenty of Teslas, so...

Nancy's avatar

If I recall clearly, Cybertrucks violate many of both the U.K.'s and E.U.'s road safety laws. I don't think they're allowed to be sold over there Across the Pond ("Hi!" from the U.S., blushing in shame), or even driven on the roads. :-/

Mary Busch's avatar

Hi friends across the pond! I’m blushing in shame along with Nancy. Once the inmates stop running the asylum we’ll be back in fidelity with you. We ask for your patience.

Ken Archbold's avatar

I'm with you. I'm American as well (just working in Germany). I sincerely hope our European friends will have patience with us as we get through this nightmare. I have to have faith that the Transatlantic bond is strong enough to endure what this orange shit weasel and his pantheon of demented clowns are putting us all through. I just truly hope that he doesn't do anything so dramatically stupid that it will upend the entire world order.

DR Darke's avatar

If the EU will let us back.... 🤦‍♂️

Nancy's avatar

Hopefully, there may come a time when Canada can be our character witness again... :-/

DR Darke's avatar

::Hopefully, there may come a time when Canada can be our character witness again... :-/ ::

First we'll have to purge our entire country of the Republican Party in its current form—they've proven utterly unwilling and unable to stand up to Trump.

Come to think of it, we'll probably also have to purge those currently on top of the DEMOCRATIC Party, because they're no fucking better at standing up to Trump than the Republicans are!

Basically, the U.S. Government will have to be run by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Jasmine Crockett, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Bernie Sanders's head in a jar....

SLMontgo's avatar

I prefer seeing mid-life crisises celebrated with the usual lovingly restored early 1960s Corvette. ... or a new one works as well.

R W's avatar

Cybertruck in the wild? Point and laugh, of course.

DR Darke's avatar

I see some Cybertrucks out in the wild here in the New Jersey side of The Tri-State Area, and—yeah, they look ridiculous. There's one parked in a small outdoor lot right off Route 495—all I ever see is it parked, and it's not like that's a lot with chargers so I don't know WHY it's there!

Cathe Rogers's avatar

I have a neighbor who has a cyberfu##. I’ve never seen it out of his driveway!

SLMontgo's avatar

One wonders if that's its sole purpose - lawn jockey.

Specialknh's avatar

Just love that dog waste sign! 😂

LuciaRegan's avatar

He needs to take his Neuralink brain and all his toys - Starlink, Space X and Tesla to MARS! And stay there with is AI bot legion.

Nancy's avatar

Only if he doesn't get his oxygen renewed or go up with extra tanks. He is the LAST human I want representing us out there in space. X-P

Wait, I take that back; Trump's the last, Musk is just second-rate. ;)

DR Darke's avatar

"Elon, go! And get your ass to Mars!" 😂

BillyBobPA's avatar

Thank you O! Lord for bring some much needed good news to us. Still laughing. Amen!

Dave Cassenti's avatar

The extras are being sold to the State Department as bulletproof garbage haulers.

Nancy's avatar

LOL! Too bad they can't haul too much, the way the interior was designed...

On the other hand, if they have a self-driving feature, there wouldn't be any need for a driver, so they can get that much more into one, right? :D

P J Johnston's avatar

This sounds a little bit like the Edsel doesn't it?

SLMontgo's avatar

Ahh, the much-maligned (and rightly so) Edsel.

Rachel C's avatar

There used to be one on a road I drove but it’s been gone for about 4 months. 👹 It usually had a big pizza billboard in the back?👹

Jo Ann Feeler's avatar

Tesla owners have more $$ than sense.

Nancy's avatar

At least the car owners supposedly did it to help the environment. I'm not sure what the hell the 'Truck was for; imho, a truck isn't a truck unless the bed is at least somewhat bigger (like, 1.5x, at least) than the driver/passenger compartment.

I want a bumper sticker or license frame, saying: "My 'sister' was a 3/4 ton pickup truck that sat 2.5 people." (the .5 being the kid always mentioned in those statistics)

Carol's avatar

A cyber tuck is just a rolling dumpster. It looks just like my kitchen garbage can!