BREAKING: God Releases List of Demands That Must Be Met Before He Will Bless America Again

HEAVEN - God Almighty issued an ultimatum today, detailing a series of demands that must be met before He will ever consider blessing America again.

“I am sick and tired of politicians asking me to bless America all the time,” said God on his podcast, The God Pod. “America will never be blessed again until my list of demands is met. I am extremely seriou…