Bless The Reps Who HUMILIATED Pete Hegseth With Basic Math
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Dear Humans,
Lo, Pete Hegseth walked into Congress ready to defend Trump’s Iran war and got HUMILIATED with basic arithmetic.
So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched Hegseth get grilled over the cost of Trump’s war, the price of gas, the price of food, the Strait of Hormuz disaster, and why nobody in this clown car can answer a simple math question.
1. Bless The Reps Who HUMILIATED Pete Hegseth With Basic Math
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"NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH! I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS"
- ~~What's his face from Madworld~~ Pete Hegseth
To be fair, Kegsbreth is probably dealing with alternate arithmetic.