Bless The Reporters Shouting Epstein Questions At Trump

Donald humiliated on his own golf course.

Dear Humans,

Today we’ve got video of a reporter asking a golfing Donald “Can you escape the Epstein scandal?”

Instead of responding, a wounded Donold waddles to his little golf cart and drives away whilst blasting the song “Memories” from the musical Cats.

1. Bless The Reporters Yelling Epstein At Donny Cankles!

Who does Donald think of when he listens to that song anyway? Is he thinking of all the memories he made partying with his good pals Jeffrey and Ghilaine? Hark, God’s just asking questions here.

2. Bless The People That Caught Him Cheating!

Thanks to thy nifty smartphones and the Internet, we have multiple videos showing ‘The Chosen One’ blatantly cheating at golf.

Here’s another cheating moment from yesterday, where Taco Tits places the ball down next to his shoe himself. There’s never a time when he’s not lying, cheating or stealing. That’s par for the course.

3. Bless These Scottish Protest Signs In Particular!

Bless the Scots. Bless their signs. And bless these signs in particular! Donald and Jeffrey will always remain best friends forever in history. And he was shite in Home Alone 2.

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