Dear Humans,
HARK! January 6 extremist Jake Long brought a racist anti-Muslim rally to Minneapolis, where his caravan displayed the N-word while parading through the streets.
Then Spider-Man arrived and lo, he actually began smiting Nazis.
Before we begin, bless the little heart on this post so the Epstein Class billionaires who own social media are forced to spread God’s truth like wildfire.
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1. GOD SENT SPIDER-MAN!
Our story begins in Minneapolis, where January 6 villain Jake Lang has returned with another dastardly plan.
This time, the racist little shit has organized an anti-Muslim “American Pride March,” complete with masked goons, armored vehicles, and a sign displaying the N-word.
Can no one stop him? WAIT! What is that mysterious figure in red and blue?
Is it a bird? No, IT’S SPIDER-MAN!
POW! THWACK! SMITE!
Now that’s what I call a right cross!
2. The Orange Goblin can’t even wave a flag
Meanwhile, at Donald Trump’s Freedom 250 race, America’s most famous Epstein associate waved the green starting flag like a deranged child.
Surely, the internet would use their green screen power responsibly.
God looked upon it, and God laughed.
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“With great power comes great responsibility.”
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Love,
God
Wow! I wonder if Spider-Man has a gofundme for his legal fees? 🤔
what a maroon. waving that green flag like a 3 year old, definitely.