Dear Humans,
Remember that time I made it rain frogs back in Egypt? šø
Ya know, ācuz Pharoah was being a prick?
Well anyway, long story short, now itās raining frogs in the USA.
1. The Lie vs. The Frog
Donald Trump and Kristi Noem keep describing Portland as a war zone.
They talk about āAntifa armiesā and āterrorists in the streets.ā
The other day she even claimed she just arrested āthe girlfriend of the founder of Antifa.ā
Oh, okay. š
But the truth is that Portland is not on fire.
And itās definitely not burning to the ground.
A local resident shows up every day in an inflatable frog costume to peacefully protest ICE terrorizing their community.
āI donāt want to see anyone treated inhumanely and to see this happen to my community members, my friends, my family, my neighbors.ā - Frog
Last week, a federal agent even shot pepper spray into the vent of their frog suit.
Imagine being so terrified and hateful that you gas a frog.
It did not have the desired effect.
And now the frogs, dogs, bears, and chickens and whatever else are multiplying at an accelerated rate.
It just keeps spreading!!!
And with Halloween coming up, it will be hard to contain.
The rebellion is everywhere now.
Now when Noem peers out from her balcony pretending to face a violent insurrection, instead sheās greeted by dancing inflatable frogs.
This is her alleged āVery Dangerous Antifa Army.ā
And sheās losing to it.
2. Godās Final Word
Fascists cant handle being mocked.
They know their power is brittle and are desperately hoping you never realize it.
Everything built on hate and fear will fall.
But everything built on love and courage will endure.
Keep going, Humans.
Keep laughing in the face of madness.
Keep standing for what is right.
For every frog they pepper spray, a hundred more will appear.
Weāre not just surviving this moment.
Weāre outlasting it.
We will win.
FROGS TOGETHER STRONG.
Thatās Me-damn right.
3. Join Godās Rebellion
Trump is a fascist dictator.
Fascism isnāt coming ā itās already here.
Weāre risking everything to call this shit out and bring truth and laughter to the fight.
Your support doesnāt just keep this radical leftist podcast alive ā itās a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to roast miserable pricks like him.
āI need a laugh or I will go crazy. Plus, I support media not owned by any corporation. God is great.ā - Gina
āHeather Cox Richardson quoted you the other day, so I know God is for real! Yay, God! ā - Caiside
āHow are you able to make me laugh and inform me at the same time, with every post and podcast? I finally admitted I need to give you money because I read everything you post.ā ā Nancy M
So if youāve been waiting for a sign, this is it.
The fight isnāt slowing down, and neither are we.
Independent media is under attack, but weāre still hereāroasting these power-hungry bastards and calling out their bullshit.
Wow, you actually read to the end.
That kind of dedication deserves a reward, so for today only weāre giving you 33% off forever.
š„ Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.
Now go forth and cause some righteous trouble.
Love,
God













The images of Seth Todd (Frog Man) remind me of āTank Manā facing down a column of tanks in Tianamen Square-
Long live the revolution of humor, love& peace!
How about a real rain of frogs, God - this time on the White House or his many golf courses?