Dear Humans,
Lo, yesterday Governor JB Pritzker looked upon Trump’s frothing madness and said what most Americans whisper in kitchens and group chats: that this crazy lunatic Trump is totally unhinged and should be removed from power.
To all of that, God can only say…AMEN AND GLORY HALLELUJAH!
1. Pritzker Says What We’re All Thinking
The governor did not mince words.
After Trump’s deranged speech at Quantico, where he threatened to use American cities as “training grounds” for the military and declared war on the “enemy within,” Pritzker said the truth:
“It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in, but he is copying tactics of Vladimir Putin by sending troops into cities; there’s something genuinely wrong with this man and the 25th Amendment ought to be invoked.”
Bless this man for boldly stating the obvious truth…that the emperor hath no brain!
2. Even Mike Johnson Admits It
Everyone knows Trump is demented and insane.
You know it, I know it, the generals know it.
Hell, even Mike Johnson knows it.
After Trump rambled to generals about “the two N-words you can’t say,” Rep. Madeleine Dean cornered Speaker Mike Johnson in the halls of Congress.
Bless her for doing this! She told him, “The president is unhinged. He is unwell.”
And Johnson, the guy who usually bends over backwards to defend Trump, muttered back, “A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him.”
When even Mike Johnson, Trump’s dutiful errand boy, is conceding that the old man is unwell, you know the ship has hit the iceberg.
3. The Growing Chorus
An anonymous defense official told The Intercept, “This is truly disturbing. He is clearly unwell even for Trump.”
Unwell even for Trump!
Robert Reich warned, “Trump is showing growing signs of dementia. He is increasingly unhinged. He is 79 years old with a family history of dementia. He could well be going nuts.”
He pointed to Trump’s deleted post about magical AI healing beds and the time Fox News tricked him into thinking Portland was burning, so he sent in troops.
And if that’s not enough, President Imbecile Pedophile is also shutting down the government to cover up the Epstein files.
4. God’s Final Word
Bless Pritzker for using this moment in time to give voice to the truth that the president is batshit insane. May others follow his lead and find the courage to speak out.
More people see through their lies than ever before. The rebellion grows larger by the day.
Keep calling it out.
Keep laughing in their faces.
We are the majority. And we are not fucking done. We will win this war. We will trample out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
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Trump is a fascist dictator. He is desperate to unleash the military on his own people so he can crown himself dictator for life.
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Love,
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