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Bless Greenland’s New MAGA Hat: ‘Make America Go Away’

Bless you, Greenland!

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Jan 19, 2026
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Dear Humans,

Lo and behold, Tangerine Palpatine threatened Greenland, so Greenland told him to fuck off with a new red MAGA hat: “Make America Go Away.”

It sold out immediately, because it’s brilliant and funny and they are PISSED.

Bless you, Greenland!

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