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Letters From God

Bless Canada For Making Trump’s Head Explode Again

Trump bans Canada from the 'Board of Peace.'

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Jan 23, 2026
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Dear Humans,

Oh, Canada. Thou hast done it again.

Months ago, you made Donold explode over a 30-second Reagan ad. Now, after Prime Minister Mark Carney earned a standing-ovation in Davos, you’ve clearly delivered another smite to Donold’s fragile ego.

He’s so upset he uninvited Canada from his fake “Board of Peace.” The schadenfreude is immaculate. 😂

GOD…

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