Bless Canada For Making Trump’s Brain Explode

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Dear Humans,

HARK! Donald “Epstein’s List” Trump slapped 50% tariffs on Canada and expected them to surrender.

Instead, Prime Minister Mark Carney walked away from the negotiations and announced Canada would retaliate dollar for dollar.

And lo, Donald is not taking it well.

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1. Thou Shalt Not Mess with CANADA.

Trump’s back to threatening Canada. While Canada tried their best to come to an agreement, they said the United States changed its demands at the last minute and pushed terms that threatened Canadian sovereignty, including its ability to make trade agreements with other countries.

Carney’s response was essentially: BURN IN HELL, DONALD.

“We cannot accept what they’ve offered, and we will not give what they’ve asked.”

They decided they’d rather take the economic hit than bend the knee to Donald. Carney told Canadians, “We are masters in our own home.”

And Canadians appear to have understood the assignment.

Trump tried to bully them, so Canadians are buying Canadian.

And while Canada was busy telling the most powerful man in the world to go fuck himself, Donald spent the middle of the night screaming that Canada wants “the benefits of being a State” without actually becoming one.

Sure Donald. Tell us how it’s going with Iran.

Then he sent Sean Duffy on Fox New Sunday to threaten an actual war.

Whatever, you hoser. You have zero chance of ever defeating the Canadian people. Canada remains undefeated, unlike Donald.

Bless you, Canada!

Never give in to Tangerine Palpatine! NEVER!

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!

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