Bless Adam Mockler For BREAKING Scott Jennings’ BRAIN On Live TV

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Dear Humans,

Lo, Scott Jennings tried to do his usual smug Republican war-pundit routine on CNN, and Adam Mockler turned his brain into soup on live TV.

1. Bless Adam Mockler For BREAKING Scott Jennings’ BRAIN On Live TV

2. Trump HUMILIATES Himself With “Fat” Joke

Also today, we watched Donald get asked whether he should wear a bulletproof vest after multiple assassination attempts, only for him to basically say, “But what if I look chubby?” which is a sentence so vain it should come with bronzer and a mirror.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 7, 2pm ET: Henry Rollins

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

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