WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Joe Biden announced the creation of GOP Fighting Leagues today, a bold new initiative where prominent Republican figures will face off in UFC cage matches for the entertainment and enjoyment of the American public.
The current fighting league of Republicans vs Facts is about all I can handle right now. Having said that, I would be willing to bet the line to punch Ted Cruz would likely go around the block.
I fully endorse this change for the sake of good governance. And there's no one on the GOP side that could take John Fetterman in a fight. The dude is 6’8”!
The current fighting league of Republicans vs Facts is about all I can handle right now. Having said that, I would be willing to bet the line to punch Ted Cruz would likely go around the block.
Aw! I’d pay money to see Lindsey Graham take on Mitch McConell!
Mz. Lindsey vs Mitch the Glitch?
Add SCOTUS to the line up!
Thomas vs. Alito!!
Blonde Thomas vs. Fraunazi Alito
It may be a little out of the box, but how about tRump the Dump vs Melania? I'd pay good money to see that one!!
And Melania gets to use a golf club of her choice
Epic post!
I fully endorse this change for the sake of good governance. And there's no one on the GOP side that could take John Fetterman in a fight. The dude is 6’8”!
I heard BoBo and MTG already went at it before.
Ben Shapiro and Candice Owens seems like an organic choice.
Bill Barr VS Steve Bannon just to stay in the same weight class
Thank you for the laughs!
I know it’s satire but somehow it feels all too possible if you think about the insanity of the GOP. Would be fun to see though.
Sounds like LOTUS ' Veep selection process. Ticket costs go 100% to Liar Of The United States slush fund
Speaker Mike Johnson vs. Governor Mitch Landry. Regional playoff!
Sounds like a pay-per-view I'd watch lol. Comer v Jordan would be a blast
After the first-round knockouts, it needs to move to the Thunder Dome!
This should be how they decide VP...royal rumble format, last one standing.
Desantis and wife vs Gavin Newsome and Kimberly Gargoyle (tag team)
I’m sure Gavin Newsome is as bewildered as the rest of us that a) he was married to her, and b) WTF happened to her, physically and character wise?
Exactly!
Good point!