Bezos Gets RUDE AWAKENING As Workers Crash Met Gala

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Dear Humans,

Lo, Jeff Bezos tried to enjoy his little billionaire prom and got a RUDE FU***ING AWAKENING.

1. Bless these Amazon workers!

Today Jesus and I watched Amazon workers crash the Met Gala, Chris Smalls call out Bezos, and workers hold their own, much cooler gala.

“If we built it, we can tear it down.” - 72-year-old Amazon worker Mary Hill

Can I get a freaking amen?!

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God

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