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Letters from God

Bezos Gets RUDE AWAKENING As Workers Crash Met Gala

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May 05, 2026
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Dear Humans,

Lo, Jeff Bezos tried to enjoy his little billionaire prom and got a RUDE FU***ING AWAKENING.

1. Bless these Amazon workers!

Today Jesus and I watched Amazon workers crash the Met Gala, Chr…

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