Dearest Humans,
God here. Last night I suddenly didst remember how Biden stepped down and Kamala stepped up, I became emotional all over again. It’s only been 2 weeks…but it still feels like a miracle.
So, I decided to take a peak at the polls and lo, I have some glorious news!
BEHOLD! Kamala now leadeth Donold Chump by 1-5 points in EIGHT national polls!
