Dear Humans,

Lo, while billionaires gathered at the Met Gala to pretend they have class or culture, Amazon workers showed up outside to remind everyone what really funds their costume party.

Piss bottles.

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1. The Workers Crashed The Party

Jeff Bezos paid $10 million to attend this year’s rich scumbag costume ball.

And lo, Amazon workers said: absolutely fucking not.

The Met Gala wanted to turn Bezos into a patron of the arts.

Amazon workers turned him back into the Lex Luther villain he is.

Behold, Chris Smalls and Amazon workers outside the Met Gala, reminding America who really built Bezos’ empire.

And behold, Mary Hill, a 72-year-old Amazon worker, projected onto Bezos’ $120 million penthouse like the ghost of human decency past.

2. The Workers Held A Better Gala Anyway

Amazon, Whole Foods, and Washington Post workers held their own fashion show called the “Ball Without Billionaires.”

And lo, it ruled.

The people walking this show were organizers who fight for better working conditions, fair pay, and rights for pregnant workers. Their looks were designed by immigrant designers.

Their message was simple:

Workers deserve dignity.

3. God’s Final Word

Bless the Amazon workers who are fighting back!

Amazon web services power ICE and CBP.

Amazon donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration.

Amazon backed away from showing tariff costs after Trump called Bezos.

Amazon paid $40 million for the Melania ‘documentary,’ with reports of another $35 million for marketing. So a $75 million bribe.

And now Amazon is going to reboot The Apprentice with cokehead Don Jr. as the host.

And that is why independent media matters.

Corporate media will rank the outfits, and say don’t the CELEBRITIES JUST LOOK SOOOO CUTE!

OH MY GAWD TO DIE FOR!

Corporate media will never tell you the simple truth.

So I will.

The United States of America right now is a klepto-pedo corpo-fascist christian-nationalist dystopian nightmare with a megalomaniacal pedophile for a president.

I’m here to bless the workers and mock the oligarchy.

I’m here to remind the billionaires that Jesus is very much not down with infinite income inequality.

I’m here to smite their lies…and I’m ready to fight.

4. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• "Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!" - Christine

• ""You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!" — Steve

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The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, and the Lord saw what the kids were doing and said “the kids are alright.”

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1. The Kids Are Alright

For decades, survivors, journalists, filmmakers, Leah Remini, South Park, Anonymous, and every person with a functioning bullshit detector have warned the world about Scientology.

None of it slowed them down for even a second.

Lo, and then in 2026, a bunch of TikTok kids in broccoli haircuts came along and said, “Broh, what if we just ran up inside and filmed it?”

The trend is called “speed-running.”

The goal is simple: run into a Scientology building, film the weirdness, see how far you can get, and escape.

HARK! I say unto thee: sometimes civilization advances because one brave idiot in a hot dog costume chooses chaos.

I would know.

Behold, a 9 minute montage of kids speed-running the Scientology building.

2. They Shut Down The Recruitment Funnel

Scientology’s Hollywood street-level scam depends on open doors, smiling greeters, fake personality tests, and luring lost souls into their cult.

A normal person walking down Hollywood Boulevard ends up being told their sadness can be cured if they just hand over their wallet and submit to space therapy from Tom Cruise until death or bankruptcy by Act of Xenu.

So bless these TikTok kids for forcing the dangerous Scientology cult to lock doors and remove their handles.

That’s all it took to shutdown their entire L.A. scam factory.

And behold, that shit is funny as hell.

3. God’s Final Word

This is bigger than Scientology, of course. Republicans have already tried speed-running the government. It was called January 6.

Well, now progressive people need to speed-run the entire pedo-kleptocracy establishment and shut them down, too.

Americans are drowning in cult logic and have been for some time now.

Worship the pedophilic leader! Ignore the abuse! Attack the survivors! Never question anything, peasant! You will watch what we tell you to watch! You will listen to who we tell you to listen!

Corporate media has sane-washed all of this. All of their condescending strategists, lawyers, and TV personalities have led us to nothing but wreck and ruin.

Why, just look at the results. The Republicans started an electoral civil war. But unlike the Democrats, they don’t care about asking the voters. They just change the rules via executive order / tweet.

In the long run, which method do you think will be more effective?

Donald Trump is now openly saying:

1. He cannot allow there to be any election result he doesn’t like.

2. He will make you vote over and over again until he gets the result he likes.

Of course, President Pedophile is so deeply unpopular, it doesn’t matter how many times he makes you vote. Because he will lose every single time.

People are ready to walk over hot coals to vote against these monsters. Because sources like us have been bravely calling out his lies since day 1.

And this is why mockery MATTERS. Once people stop fearing the cult and start laughing at it, their spell is broken.

I’m here to mock the corrupt, tell the simple truth, and smite every cult, con man, and fascist freak in existence.

I’m here to smite their lies…and I’m ready to fight.

4. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• "Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!" - Christine

• ""You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!" — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

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We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, yesterday Donald once again bragged about his many cognitive mental examinations.

He also called Joe Biden ‘Sleepy’ again, even though Donald has been falling asleep on the job every week. In the Oval Office. On camera.

He’s so ME-DAMNED stupid…and he doesn’t even know it!

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I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TESTS HE “ACES”

Donald says that anybody running for President or VP should be forced to take a cognitive examination.

Okay, sure. And how about random drug tests, too?

Oh and hey!

People like Donald (candidates) should also have to be evaluated by a psychologist to make sure they’re not a criminally insane pedophile that should’ve been locked away in a federal prison 30 years ago for being a Russian asset.

“I took the Exam three times during my (“THREE!”) Terms as President, and ACED IT ALL THREE TIMES — An Achievement that, even on a single Exam, according to the Doctors, has rarely been done before! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

He’s so proud of this. It’s so sad. He will never be able to grasp what a fool this makes him seem.

He’s also back to claiming he’s been president three (THREE!) times.

Forsooth, he’s so irretrievably stupid.

And he hath enabled a whole generation of morons.

New Commandment

Thou shalt not brag about how many cognitive mental examinations you have ‘aced.’

You’re just reminding us that the people around you keep demanding you take repeated cognitive mental examinations, more than any other president before you.

This is because they have good reason to do so. Anyone can see that there is something deeply wrong with this demented and dying pedophile.

Testify!

And now for something completely different.

Humans, thank you for your kind words for Letters from God.

Join The Rebellion!

God and Jesus are busting their asses day in and day out.

Are you with us?!?

Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

God knows most people will look away, but not you.

We need your help to smite these maniacs and send them back to hell.

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Dear Humans,

HARK! Bless King Charles III, who came to the United States and trolled the ever loving shit out of fascists DJ Trump and JD Vance.

That’s right, after 250 years, the King of England returned to save democracy in the United States of America.

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King: ‘No Kings’

While God has never been a fan of the monarchy, I have watched all 22,000 hours of The Crown. I understand that sometimes royals do good things. Sometimes evil things. This was a good thing.

King Charles took the time to remind Americans of their history involving something or other about not having a king? Has anyone ever heard of this?

KING CHARLES III: "Executive power is subject to checks and balances."

And then King Charles got a standing ovation when he praised NATO and said:

"that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine"

God isn’t sure why Republicans in Congress stood and clapped for defending a NATO ally when their president wants to destroy NATO.

In any event, JD Vance looked like he suddenly tasted a big pile of pig shit in his mouth.

He knows his boss Vladimir Putin is always watching.

Afterwards, the White House twitter account tried to cast Donald as a king.

The King’s speech was so powerful, Kid Rock was scuttled to address service members in the Pentagon.

God doesn’t know what he said.

Or maybe God doesn’t want to know.

But God is sure it was stupid as fuck.

“Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy, Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie.” - Kid Rock

But while the King of England was busy reminding Americans about their democratic past, the Department of State announced they are putting Trump’s picture on U.S. passports.

THIS.

IS.

FASCISM.

THIS IS HEINOUS FUCKERY!

HEINOUS FUCKERY MOST FOUL!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not let Donald Trump build a ballroom and a Trump arch and put his name on The Kennedy Center and his face on your passports when he is the worst and stupidest and most evil pedophile president in the history of the United States.

Americans! Wake up! It’s your 250th birthday party soon.

You wanna know the best and funniest thing you could do to celebrate?

REVOLUTION!

Join The Rebellion!

Donald and his billionaire friends are buying all corporate media.

He’s going after the comedians. He’s making examples of us to scare you.

He wants to silence me. He wants to silence you. He wants to silence everyone…forever.

He doesn’t want anyone telling the truth or mocking him. Ever.

But we ain’t going out like that.

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Dear Humans,

Lo, the Republicans are now out in force seriously trying to get you to pay for Donald’s vanity golden Epstein ballroom.

They reduced security on purpose at the White House Press Dinner, in the hopes that something would happen. After you take a look at the evidence, let me know if you agree down in the comments.

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FOX REPORTERS CAUGHT JOKING ABOUT NO SECURITY AT THE DOOR!

Fox reporters were caught on a hot mic joking about the security at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

“They have like two random chicks holding the front door open.

Like guys, they’re not even trying anymore...they’re not even secret service people.”

“They’re not even trying anymore.”

Exactly.

They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.

The Washington Post confirm that security was — for some reason — extremely lax for the White House Press Correspondents Dinner.

After multiple assassination attempts, they didn’t have anyone working the front door?

It’s almost like Donald let it happen on purpose. There are no shortage of crazy Americans ready to pounce on such an event.

FORSOOTH, there’s always at least 5 dudes in Washington, D.C. at any given time, hiding out in their hotel rooms, stroking their guns and waiting for their moment to strike. This is America.

With that in mind. they clearly let it happen. So they could exploit the aftermath. You know, like 9/11.

And now a day later, the Republican Pedophile Party is officially demanding FOUR HUNDRED MILLION of your tax dollars to pay for Donald’s Epstein Ballroom.

Remember, Donald suddenly bulldozed THE EAST WING so he could build this ballroom. He swore up and down that it wouldn’t cost a single dime of taxpayer money.

SPOILER ALERT: He lied.

But Americans aren’t as stupid as we are led to believe. He’s already lost another 2 points on his approval rating since the alleged assassination attempt.

God has seen the comments throughout the Internet.

People have an innate ability to sense shenanigans, chicanery, and other such tomfoolery.

Or as we say up in Heaven…

HEINOUS FUCKERY! HEINOUS FUCKERY MOST FOUL!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not let a shooting happen so that you can guilt-trip the American people into spending $400 million on a golden pleasure palace for an 80-year-old pedophile.

Whew, these commandments are getting really specific and fucked up.

He Wants To Silence Us

Him and his billionaire friends are buying all corporate media.

He’s going after the comedians.

He wants to silence all dissent.

He doesn’t want anyone telling the truth, questioning his narratives, or mocking his purple hand bruises.

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Dear Humans,

Lo, last night Donold John Trump went on 60 Minutes and blurted out “I am not a pedophile!”

God looked upon this, and saw that it was funny. And so I have provided the video of this hilarious historical event, as well as an image that lays out the key exchange. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

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TRUMP GOES FULL NIXON!

Whether it’s a panic-stricken Melania suddenly denying she ever met Epstein, or a panic-stricken Donald desperately denying he’s a pedophile, it’s VERY CLEAR the Epstein files ain’t gonna go away.

NIXON (1973): “I am not a crook.”

TRUMP (2026): “I am not a pedophile. I am not a rapist.”

But the absolute best part was when Norah O’Donnell said:

“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”

Donald is a disgrace for continuing to say he was “totally exonerated” when:

• His administration broke the law when they violated the Epstein Transparency Act, heavily redacting and covering up the files.

• Credible allegations were released by Pam Bondi’s DOJ against Donald Trump from a 13-year-old girl.

• He attacked Iran that weekend.

• He fired Pam Bondi before she was supposed to testify.

• He is openly planning on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell.

• He is an adjudicated rapist.

New Commandments

Thou shalt mock Donald John “I am not a pedophile!” Trump for the rest of his days!

Thou shalt not let fascist bots gaslight you! Thou shalt never give up hope!

Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

Trump and his MAGA billionaires can buy the media. They can try to distract. But the Epstein files ain’t going away. And neither are we.

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Dear Humans,

As you’ve heard by now, last night there was a shooter at the White House Press Correspondents dinner.

While I had nothing to do with keeping Trump safe last night, I did find all the best videos and images to break it down for you. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

It’s mind-blowing stuff…even for the Internet.

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DETECTIVE GOD IS ON THE CASE!

When I heard this happened, I strangely wasn’t that shocked.

My first thought was to remember this headline I read a few days ago. Trump’s White House was planning a “mic-drop moment” at the dinner.

Welp. We got one, didn’t we?

I shit thee not, right before the shooting, Karoline Leavitt said “shots will be fired tonight.”

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event:

“There will be some shots fired tonight.”

Then the actual moment comes where gunshots are fired. And they just let Donald sit there for a while while everyone else runs out screaming.

He just sits there and watches them run out.

Cowardly Stephen Miller hid behind his pregnant wife to escape. At no point did he consider sacrificing himself for his wife and unborn child.

Afterwards, Donald came out and used the shooting to make the case for his Epstein ballroom. How convenient this was for him! After all, we all know Donald is obsessed with funneling billions of dollars into his bank accounts in Qatar via the ballroom project.

Along with the Russian bot networks, the right wing immediately and uniformly pivoted to making this about Donald’s Epstein ballroom.

FORSOOTH, the entire effort was so coordinated and scripted, one might be forgiven for wondering if this was all planned beforehand.

I forgot that Meghan McCain blocked Me on Twitter. I see she is still caping for President Pedophile.

Hmm, what was the situation with that ballroom anyway? Why is Donald so upset about it? That he would so quickly use this shooting to focus on it?

OHHH! That’s right, he crashed out 10 days ago because a judge righteously blocked his Epstein ballroom from being built!

Gee wiz, what a coincidence this all is!

Sure seems convenient for what Donald wants most in the world for his 80th birthday, a big beautiful ballroom boondoggle!

Also, Donald’s approval numbers sit at 33%.

He’s totally underwater!

Another assassination attempt sure could prove useful for helping him stabilize those terrible numbers!

Hey, it’s worked before!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not attend the White House Correspondents Dinner and claim to be an ally to anyone but thyself.

Thou shalt not dine with fascist pedophiles!

Thou shalt not pretend you suddenly care about shootings!

Thou shalt not use thy pregnant wife as a human shield!

Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

Trump and his MAGA billionaires can buy the media. They can try to distract. But the Epstein files ain’t going away. And neither are we.

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Good morning. Thank you for being here. Mainstream media is owned by MAGA billionaires. But they don’t own us. You’re the reason this newsletter still exists and reaches over 150,000 people every single day. If you can, please consider joining today as a paid subscriber.

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And now it’s time for God’s daily blessings and SMITES!

1. BLESSINGS

Bless the 22-year-old medical student from Northern India, identified as Sam, who hilariously admitted to creating an AI-generated conservative influencer named Emily Hart. Sam said he made thousands of dollars a month by targeting the "MAGA crowd," whom he described as "dumb" and easy to fool. Amen. 🙏

This is Morante de la Puebla - known as the “King of Bullfighters,” very clearly losing a bullfight. Bless this bull for sticking his horn up this asshole’s asshole.

Me bless this little turtle. You’re beautiful, buddy!

2. SMITES

And now it’s time to smite!

SMITE nepo-baby Eric Trump, who bragged on Fox that Daddy got him a new $24 million Pentagon deal.

On the same day as this, Trump’s DOJ arrested a soldier for betting on Maduro’s removal. Meanwhile, Donald continues to make billions by using his war to rig the stock market.

It’s next-level evil and corruption. What else would we expect from the people who robbed a children’s cancer charity?

SMITE every member of the Oversight Committee who wants to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell. God suggests doing some oversight of the Oversight Committee, which is clearly packed with pedophiles.

SMITE Donald for snapping at reporters for asking valid questions, such as:

“What do you say to the American people who question how much longer this will take? Obviously you know they’re having higher gas prices?”

SMITE Sleepy Donald for falling asleep on the job.

SMITE the tech company Palantir! Their leaders are hellbent on world domination. Their CEO is evil, insane, and on bad drugs.

Palantir is so hideously evil, even their own employees are starting to wonder if they’re the baddies. The answer? YES! FUCKING YES!

3. God’s New Commandment

Thou shalt fire Eric Trump into the Sun. It’s the logical next step in NASA’s rejuvenated Space program.

Skip landing on the Moon again. Launch Eric Trump into the Sun.

Make it so!

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Donald crashed out over the Virginia election result and lo, it’s hilarious. It’s glorious. It’s hilariglorious.

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1. BLESSINGS

Bless the voters of Virginia, who not only thwarted Donald’s plans for a 100 vote majority, they caused his brain to spontaneously combust. This passage was so chock full of schadenfreude, I actually read it out loud. And oh, how I laughed. 😂

Yes, Donald had one of his activist MAGA judges ‘block’ the will of the voters in Virginia yesterday. But don’t you worry, dear humans. He will be overruled quickly. It’s just more pathetic squirming from the fascists, meant to steal joy from thy victory. Don’t fall for it. They simply cannot believe that Democrats are finally fighting back.

Bless Obama being happy for once whilst Trump is FURIOUS. This is the change in the world I want to see.

Bless AOC for this response to Republicans who are outraged (OUTRAGED!!!) that Democrats actually have the temerity to fight back.

Bless this poll from Fox Business, which shows that Trump has a Nixon-impeachment level approval rating of 33%.

I repeat, this is a poll shown on FOX BUSINESS. This is a significant drop of 5-7 points from where he was just a couple of months ago.

Did something happen? 🤔

2. SMITES

And now it’s time to smite!

Smite the Washington Post ‘Editorial Board.’

Just look at how they respond when Republicans gerrymander vs. when Democrats do it.

Can thou sayest double standard?!?

Smite Trump’s F.B.I., which investigated a journalist for the crime of writing an article on FBI Chief Kash Patel.

Smite Trump, who is planning on using the White House Correspondents’ Associating dinner this Sunday to attack the news media.

Why would anyone attend this? If you dine with a Nazi, you’re a Nazi.

Finally, smite this photo that Trump took with the Georgia Women’s Tennis team.

Why are all the men standing in front and totally dominating the photo?

3. How You Can Make Trump’s Brain Explode

Do you want to make Trump’s brain explode?

Then do the things he doesn’t want you to do. Be happy. Be hopeful. Make plans to vote and bring a friend. Support the voices he can’t control. The people telling the truth when corporate media won’t.

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Trump and his MAGA billionaires are giddy about buying CNN and Twitter and CBS and, well, they’re buying the entire media. They never stop gloating about it.

But we can defeat them. Together.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo and behold, Democrats secured a major win in Virginia! And AOC tore RFK Jr. into shreds. You love to see it.

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1. BLESSINGS

Bless AOC, who ripped RFK, Jr. a new anus before, during and after a hearing on Tuesday.

God hopes this brilliant and brave individual runs for president soon.

This is God’s favorite picture.

It’s very New York.

She’s like, “Hey JFK Jr., I’m walking here! Go fuck your mother!”

And lo, bless the voters in Virginia who approved a redistricting measure backed by Democrats yesterday.

This measure will add 4 more Dem. seats that could decide who controls Congress.

President Barack Obama celebrated the news online. It does your heart good.

King Donald the Idiot started this gerrymandering fight, and now he’s getting his ass handed to him on a golden platter.

He has to pay back the tariffs he stole and he’ll never win the Peace Prize.

And there’s a new poll by American Research Group that shows Trump’s popularity has fallen all the way to 32%.

32!

THIRTY-TWO PERCENT.

2. SMITES

And now it’s time to smite!

First, smite Tucker Carlson, for thinking he can just apologize for foisting Trump on the world and move on with his life.

God is not impressed. God is not swayed. God is enraged.

God remembers all the evil you hath done and said for Tangerine Palpatine.

So you can stuff your sorry’s in a sack, mister.

God knows you’re still a white supremacist psychopath who will probably support Nick Fuentes for president next.

Get fucked, Tucker.

Second today, smite Iran’s Lego videos.

While they’ve gone mega-viral for repeatedly (and accurately) calling Donald a pedophile to the world, God must smite their nonstop use of AI.

We get it. You know how to use AI prompts, keep the Strait of Hormuz closed, and drive Donald so insane his aides lock him out of meetings.

But what else do you got?

How about giving the A.I. a rest?

Maybe try sock puppets? Or perhaps a ventriloquist dummy? That could be fun. Think about it, Iran.

3. How To Give Donald The Middle Finger

Pete Kegsbreth is quoting Pulp Fiction as the Bible, RFK, Jr. eats raccoon penis, and Trump keeps using war to milk the markets.

No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves.

That means supporting the voices he can’t control. The comedians. The satirists. The journalists. The people telling the truth when no one else will.

Letters from God is divine comedy with a mission. Every post is a middle finger to fascism and a lifeline for people who still believe in truth and laughter.

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He’s trying to silence the comedians. Flip him the bird today.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, the American people are getting sick of this demented criminal’s bullshit.

That’s why Donald’s approval just sank to 37%, with 63% of Americans disapproving and 50% strongly disapproving. On Iran, only a third say he’s doing a good job. Meanwhile, even his staff didn’t trust him to stay in the room during a military rescue crisis.

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1. President Criminal’s Polls Are In Hell

This is what happens to your polls when you’re a pedo and everyone knows it.

Americans are watching gas prices rise, watching chaos spread, and watching this senile jackass lurch from threat to threat like a drunk with the nuclear codes.

The new NBC News poll has him at 63% disapproval overall. Should be 100% disapproval.

The people have spoken, and their message is simple: this shit sucks.

2. Even His Own People Don’t Trust Him

And lo, here is the part that should terrify everyone: according to the Wall Street Journal, during the rescue mission for two downed U.S. airmen in Iran, Mister Donald was not included in the meeting and instead received updates by phone.

Why? Because he was raging for hours, screaming about gas prices, Jimmy Carter, and how failure might destroy his presidency.

The commander-in-chief was so unstable they had to manage him like a problem child at a wedding.

He’s been so bad. he’s even lost white supremacist Laura Ingraham.

3. Stop Pretending This Is Normal

Corporate media keeps treating this like ordinary politics, as though we are merely discussing tax incentives, not a deranged criminal melting down in the middle of a war he personally started.

This is not normal. It’s pure panic.

Even members of Congress are now openly saying he is “not well” and calling for action because the danger is no longer hypothetical.

Enough!

Enough pretending this is just another presidency.

Remove him from office before he blows up the whole planet.

Thanks,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, moronic MAGA ‘Catholics’ are now calling the Pope a heretic.

All the Pope did was advocate for peace. On Easter. This was considered blasphemy against Dear Leader Donald.

You know, the guy who dropped F-bombs and threatened war crimes on Easter morning? The guy whose Secretary of Defense quoted Pulp Fiction in a prayer?

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker!

Yes well, now MAGA people are saying “true Catholics stand with Trump, not the Pope.”

Are you fucking kidding me?!

One of these geniuses actually wrote that Pope Leo does not represent the Catholic Church.

Read that again slowly.

The Pope does not represent the Catholic Church to you, but Donald Trump does?!?!

The man who posts AI pictures of himself as Jesus Christ, sells Bibles like merch, and treats every criticism of his crimes as persecution?

You people have lost your goddamn minds!

THIS IS HOW BROKEN THEIR BRAINS ARE.

Because Pope Leo still sounds like an actual Christian, they’re calling for him to be removed and excommunicated.

Fine! Start your weird little American Trump Catholic Church then!

See if I care!

But stop calling yourselves Catholics.

Start calling yourselves Trumplics!

Because all you do is lick Trump’s boots!

You MAGA heretics! By worshipping Donald Trump, you’re choosing a fascist pedophile as your spiritual leader.

As for the rest of us, we’re on the right side of history.

We’re on the side of truth, justice, wisdom and compassion.

We will win’

Love,

God

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MAGA spent years telling the country the offensive lie that Donald Trump was chosen by God. Now they’re finding out they put the frigging Antichrist in the White House.

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1. Trump’s Own Voters Are Calling Him The Antichrist

Trump didn’t just post something stupid. He royally fucked up.

He posted an AI image of himself in a Christ-like robe, laying glowing hands to heal a dying Jeffrey Epstein, while a demon appeared above him.

It went over like a wet fart in church.

Marjorie Taylor Greene called it “an Antichrist spirit,” right-wing podcast host Clint Russell said there was a “decent chance” he is the antichrist, and far-right Texas pastor Joel Webbon said Trump was “demon possessed.”

What took them so long? Everyone with a functioning brain has known he’s a demon from hell for over 30 years.

2. Viktor Orbán Was Funding CPAC

MAGA influencers were never an organic movement. Putin-backed Viktor Orbán spent sixteen years building the kind of fake democracy the American right has openly admired: they crush the press, own all media and rig the culture, hollow out institutions, and dare anyone to stop them.

Trump backed Orbán. JD Vance and Marco Rubio went to Budapest to campaign for him. CPAC backed him too.

And he still LOST.

Péter Magyar, the man who just beat Orbán, says Orbán’s government diverted Hungarian taxpayer money to bankroll CPAC, called that spending a crime, and says his government is going to investigate it.

AMEN! 🙏

So no, this wasn’t just a bunch of right wing dudes who brilliantly pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to lead a revolution. It was Russian propaganda with Russian money behind it the whole time.

3. We Can Win

According to the BBC, social media influencers and independent media helped to turn the tide in Hungary!

Orbán was supposed to be inevitable, just like Trump is always supposed to be inevitable, and yet he got beaten in the end.

The only reason that happened is because the silent majority finally stopped lurking and got involved.

Once people stop believing these evil pricks are untouchable, a lot can happen very fast.

Just look how empty yesterday’s TP USA event was! 😂

Erika Kirk didn’t show up and JD Vance got heckled. SMITE! 🤣

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This is why our voice matters.

These Christian Nationalist monsters use God and Jesus to commit war crimes. They’re buying all corporate media so they can control what the public thinks.

Our job is to tell the truth and mock them back to hell.

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Dear Humans,

Holy fucking shit, the president is out of his goddamn mind. In addition to posting a long, incoherent attack on Pope Leo yesterday…he also posted an AI image of himself as Jesus Christ!

IT’S BEEN ONE YEAR AND HE’S GONE FULL MESSIAH COMPLEX.

I MEAN…JESUS CHRIST! HE THINKS HE’S JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

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The President of the United States just attacked the Pope for not being MAGA, for being a liberal, for masking during Covid. and for not endorsing his many wars.

And lo, as if that wasn’t enough, then he literally posted an AI image of himself as Jesus Christ.

He appears to be magically healing a dying Jeffrey Epstein with his divine A.I. powers while white AI Americans watch in wonder.

In reality, Trump and the Republicans never did come up with a healthcare plan in 2 weeks.

Their actual healthcare plan is for them to have the best healthcare ever (for free, paid for by you) and for you to die.

Can you humans please 25th amendment him now?

Seriously, shouldn’t he be in prison? Or at least a mental hospital?

Impeach, remove, imprison. Can God get an amen?! Any other country would have removed him by now.

I talked to all the Founding Fathers yesterday and they ALL insisted the entire administration should be tarred and feathered. They also mentioned firing squads, stockades, firing him out of a cannon off the top of Trump tower, and having him eaten alive by hungry American Eagles. 🦅

They kept calling him a pedophile and saying Americans were cowards these days. I was like, holy shit, the Founding Fathers don’t fuck around!

I’ll see what Jesus has to say about it this afternoon when we go live at 2pm ET on thegodshow.com. I’m sure he’s gonna be fucking pissed.

Sorry for all the cursing today, humans. Things are crazy lately and God needed to vent.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, ‘tis Sunday, My day off, but I couldn’t resist blessing the Pope once again. That is because yesterday he very forcefully spoke out against President Epstein’s illegal war in Iran.

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Lo, like most of us, Pope Leo has HAD IT with Trump’s war in Iran. Bless him for that.

While fascists and corporate drones continue to sanewash President Lunatic, Pope Leo is furious that they’re using God and Jesus to justify their war crimes. As am I.

He said “God does not bless any conflict.”

That’s ME-DAMN right!

Pope Leo went OFF.

He called Trump’s War “absurd and inhuman violence.”

He went so hard that MAGA are now posting things like “this is not my Pope.”

Which is not how Catholicism works! 😂

Remember, Donald’s regime threatened to use the US Military against the Vatican!

As a result, Pope Leo is no longer visiting the USA this year. Good idea. Jesus is also not going.

WAR! Good God, y’all! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Bless you, Pope Leo! Good job. 👍

Thank you for reminding the world that Jesus never said, “Blessed are the warmongers.” He said “Blessed are the peacemakers.”

Can God and Pope Leo get a flipping amen? 🙏

Love,

God

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Now it’s time for thy daily dose of divine schadenfreude.

Lo, Operation Epstein Distraction isn’t going well. In fact, it’s already a huge disaster, the biggest disaster anyone has seen in quite a long period of time.

Just in the last 24 hours:

• Melania suddenly and desperately denies any connection to Epstein in a very suspicious and White House address.

• In response to Melania’s speech, lawyer for Trump sex accuser, 13, demands President testify under oath.

• Joe Rogan states that Trump started the war in Iran to distract Americans from the Epstein files.

• Trump makes his longest post ever, completely losing his shit on MAGA influencers Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and the rest, for no longer supporting either his dreams of world conquest or his lifelong pedophilia.

What could possibly have made Melania suddenly come out like this?

I asked the humans on Bluesky and got a shit-ton of responses, including one from Epstein files researcher and friend of The God Show !

So it seems Michael Wolff is releasing a more details on her involvement with Epstein soon. From what Melania said, we can assume the biggest headline will be that when Donald first met his future wife, it was through sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Oh also, she had a sexual relationship with Epstein herself. She said she was “not a victim,” which means she admits this relationship, but maintains she was not trafficked to Donald by Epstein.

Sure, Jan 6.

So a few hours after that, Donald crashed out HARD in his longest rant ever, in which he lashed out at every single MAGA influencer.

What could possibly have made him this upset? Could it be related to the fact his wife suddenly brought Epstein back into the news cycle? Or was it because his own cult hates him now? God’s just asking questions here.

Lo, these are the deranged rantings of a 79-year-old pedophile who belongs in a prison.

Remember, the purpose of Donald’s escapades in Iran is to distract you from the very serious and very credible accusations from a 13-year-old child in the Epstein files released by his own DOJ. For example, he fired his AG Pam Bondi so she wouldn’t have to testify about the Epstein files, but nobody has time for that news these days because of the war.

He can start wars, he can distract us with his nonstop batshit insanity, but the files ain’t gonna go away. Because we ain’t gonna go away.

Things like truth, justice, and love are what makes life on Earth worth living.

So let’s continue to fight like hell for them.

Love,

God

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Lo, Donald “Demented Psychopath” Trump took a big crap on the floor yesterday, rolled around in it, and then declared victory. But we all know the real truth…that Operation Epic Fury is an EPIC FAILURE!!!

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While lying Donald and all his lying liars will be out in force today DESPERATELY spinning the 10-point plan he just agreed to as somehow “winning,” we all know that he just suffered a CRUSHING DEFEAT.

White House comms director and man-with-massive-forehead Steven Cheung was furious that Americans found out about the 10 points.

Iran’s Supreme National Security Council put out a statement framing the ceasefire as a “crushing defeat” for Trump after his genocidal threats.

CNN reported this news on air…and then Trump and Brendan Carr lost their minds and screeched that it’s not true.

Who do you think is more likely to be lying here?

CNN…or Donald Trump? 😂

Needing backup on these lies, FCC Commissioner and man-with-no-dick Brendan Carr threatened to destroy CNN for reporting the news.

Time for change at CNN? He says this knowing full well that MAGA billionaire David Ellison will soon own and destroy CNN for him.

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We’re not going away.

Much like the Epstein files.

Remember the Epstein files? God remembers.

So as Donald’s henchmen, foreign paid trolls and bot farms bombard you today with their lies, just remember this:

Boats used to pass for free through the Strait of Hormuz but will now cost $2 million per boat. This is the kind of deal negotiated by the same dipshit moron who bankrupted a CASINO.

President Demented Psychopath said this was all about stopping them from getting a nuke, so he threatened war crimes, then crumbled like a cheap taco by agreeing to letting them have as many nukes as they want.

Think about it, This entire illegal operation started to distract us from the credible allegations against Donald Trump from a 13-year-old child in the few Epstein files that Pam Bondi actually released.

Say…whatever happened to her, anyway?

Love,

God

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Lo, as you have no doubt heard by now, on Easter Sunday, Deranged Donald dropped F-bombs, threatened war crimes, and praised Allah.

This shit is crazy and American society is still reeling. This is real.

He wakes up on Easter morning and posts the F-bomb and war crimes?

How dare these people call themselves followers of Christ?

Imagine their outrage if any Democrat ever posted this insanity?

How dare he ever call anyone else deranged?

When I showed him that tweet, Jesus wept. But thankfully, the rest of the world was just as aghast as God and Jesus.

MAGA was very confused when Donald praised Allah.

HARK! As I keep repeating, Donald will not win this conflict.

The Strait of Hormuz shall prove to be his Waterloo.

Let’s review the timeline.

TIMELINE OF OPERATION EPSTEIN DISTRACTION

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.”

Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”

Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”

Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”

Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major quote

Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

Not so coincidentally, the White House spent all of Saturday furiously denying that Trump is having any health issues.

He hasn’t been seen in days, and he didn’t attend church on Easter.

Perhaps Donald didn’t want everyone to spend the day talking about his declining health. So he posted a bunch of super crazy shit. And it worked.

What’s worse, the media took pains to sanitize what he said. They chose to focus on the Tuesday deadline, and none of the brazen insanity.

By the way, this is how President Obama spent Easter. This is how it’s done.

Remember what it was like to have a president who had character and decency? And was intelligent? And not totally batshit insane?

God remembers.

God still believes that better things are possible.

Don’t give up the fight, humans.

Remember this; try.

Love,

God

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Now it’s time for thy daily dose of divine schadenfreude.

Lo, Pete Hegseth has actually been asking Americans to pray for military victory in the name of Jesus Christ.

And Pope Leo basically said: knock that shit off, douchebag!

While Trump and Hegseth wrap this illegal war in scripture, Pope Leo has been busy reminding the world that domination is “entirely foreign to the way of Jesus Christ,” that good cannot come from abuse of power, and that Jesus rejects the prayers of those who wage war.

In other words: stop using Jesus as an excuse to bomb schoolchildren, you sick fucks.

Pope Leo has also been calling on Trump to end the violence and find an off-ramp, because unlike these bloodthirsty weirdos, he appears to understand that Easter is supposed to be about peace, reflection, and not blowing innocent civilians to smithereens because the president is deeply insecure about his tiny penis.

That alone would be enough to bless Pope Leo. But then he went further.

He condemned domination. He condemned abuse of power. He condemned the whole imperial mindset behind this fascist death cult.

He saw what Trump and Hegseth are doing, which is trying to use Christianity as war branding for empire. They’re trying to reboot the Crusades.

And lo, Pope Leo shut that shit the fuck down.

Bless you, Leo! Good job. 👍

Thank you for reminding the world that Jesus never said, “Blessed are the warmongers.” He said “Blessed are the peacemakers.”

Thank you for saying what far too many church leaders are too cowardly to say.

Keep sticking it to these fascist freaks.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, after President Epstein’s batshit crazy message to the nation last night on Iran, God thought it would be fun just to check in on how MAGA is doing these days.

And the answer is? Really fucking bad.

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1. “My son will NEVER die for a foreign country”

One loyal Trump supporter posted, “What the FUCK are we doing!” then added: “My son will NEVER die for a foreign country! I voted for you 3 times.”

Another Trump voter wrote, “My son is getting ready to go to Iran... Fuck you.”

Another father fired back at the usual braindead “he knew what he signed up for” line by saying these kids went into the service for a career, an education, and a future, not to die for “some dirty pedophile president who doesn’t give a shit about any of us.” Well said.

2. “We The People Can Not Afford To Fuckin Eat”

Check out this regretful Trump voter, who shouts in all caps, “WE THE PEOPLE CAN NOT AFFORD TO FUCKIN EAT.”

In a reply on this post he says he’s “fuckin tired of ramen and hotdogs.”

Donald and Melania do NOT care. Donald would tell him it’s his patriotic duty to suffer and Melania would urge him to eat cake.

This is what a forever war does, dumbasses.

Donald doesn’t care if you or your children get drafted. He wants to defund daycare and Medicare to pay for more bombs so he can bomb more schoolchildren.

3. God’s Final Word

Any ruler who says there is no money for children because he needs another war is an evil sack of excrement.

And the sickest joke of all is that this orange coward will never be the one in danger.

Send Barron Trump!

Send Lindsey Graham!

If you’ve had it with these fascist clowns? Good. You’re not alone.

More people see through the lies than ever before. Keep calling it out. Keep laughing in their faces.

We are the majority. And we are not fucking done. We will defeat these evil bastards. We will win.

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