Dear Humans,

HARK! President Idiot Pedophile Donald “Taco” Trump surrendered to Iran in the greatest foreign policy own-goal in the history of the world.

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Yesterday, Emmanuel Macron invited Donald Trump to a special dinner in Versailles to mark America’s 250th birthday. Idiot Donald was giddy.

“Versailles is not gold leaf — Versailles is the real deal.”

Versailles is the same place Germany signed the famous ‘Treaty of Versailles,’ marking their surrender to the Allies and the end of World War I.

Adjusted for modern dollars, the $300 billion that Kaiser Trump is paying for the reconstruction of Iran is THREE TIMES what Germany paid in 1919 for the reconstruction of all of Europe.

Donald and his sycophants in the media are also now openly saying that Iran should get to have nukes. Once again, it feels like I’m taking crazy pills. These people will say literally anything.

Thankfully, many Republicans from Trey Gowdy to Mike Pence to Ben Shapiro are all horrified by how bad Trump’s Iran deal is. Some GOP senators are even contemplating impeachment.

Past Donald agrees. This is a terrible deal. Let’s all laugh at his stupidity. 😂

80-year-old Donald John Trump is clearly terrified of losing the midterms, getting impeached and maybe dying in prison.

He’s conscious of his guilt and knows that’s what he deserves. He’s even said that he knows he’s not going to Heaven!

He desperately wants to put Operation Epic Failure behind him by distracting and dividing Americans as much as possible.

To do so, he’s going to repeat the phrase ‘transgender mutilation’ 50 times a day. He’s already been doing so for weeks.

This is crazy because we just learned last week that there was an actual emergency meeting held in the situation room by JD Vance and his cabinet members to discuss Donald’s mutilation of a child’s nipples in the Epstein files.

In any case, expect his bigoted nonsense to only increase as his panic rises. He continues to demand more gerrymandering and cheating.

Remember, he gets to vote by mail, but not you.

He wants you all to forget that he started a war with Iran without asking Congress, killed hundreds of Iranian schoolchildren on day one, got 13 US soldiers killed, downplayed their deaths, made billions betting on the war, raised your gas prices forever, and all while he golfed and partied on your dime.

But hey, I just checked the New York Times opinion column, and as always, they’re very busy defending President Senile Satan.

Donald desperately wants to distract and divide Americans again.

And he has help.

Donald has his MAGA-controlled media and the Epstein class backing him up. Fox is buying Roku. The Ellison family bought CBS and CNN. Bezos owns the Washington Post. ABC and NBC owners support Trump. That’s in addition to Sinclair broadcasting, Fox News, NewsMax, Twitter, talk radio, on and on and on.

No one is coming to save us. So we need to save ourselves.

We need to grow independent, pro-democracy media. We need to help each other fight back.

And we need to win. There is one way out and it’s going to take all of us working together.

Most sincerely,

God

PS - I hate this part. But I have to.

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Dear Humans,

Lo, whether it be the reflecting pool on the National Mall or the Iran deal, President Epstein is a moron and everything he touches turns to shit.

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1. The Reflecting Pool Is Greener Than Ever

Because Donald John Trump is an illiterate, anti-science imbecile, he thought that millions of dollars could stop the awesome power of algae from turning water green.

In fact, this moron Donald painted it a dark blue, which caused the pool to absorb even MORE sunlight, causing it to be warmer and grow even more algae than ever before.

Trump literally built a swamp.

MAGA lunatics are already accusing evil liberals of dumping green food dye in the pool. They blame Biden, they blame it on Pride month, they blame it on all the algae BTQ.

But it’s Donald’s fault.

The most stupid, evil, foul, cruel, corrupt person to ever be president showed up to ONE Knicks game and that was the only time they lost.

He finds a way to make everything worse than before. Just like with Iran.

2. JD Vance Hurled Under Bus Over Iran Deal

Yesterday JD Vance admitted that Trump’s new Iran deal will see the United States give Iran $300 billion.

BREAKING NEWS: If you have to pay a country THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS just to end the war YOU started with them, then congrats, YOU FUCKING LOST!!!

Watch God and Jesus discuss the latest chaos here:

3. Who LEAKED? Trump White House PANICS Over Epstein Situation Room FIASCO

In case you missed it, the other day we talked to expert Ellie Leonard about the latest developments in the Epstein scandal. The pedocracy is collapsing and we’re here for it.

Watch our interview with Ellie here:

4. God Smites Bigots For Pride Month

Meanwhile on Threads, the bigots are out in full force for Pride Month, acting like they own the place.

Lo…not on MY fuckin’ watch!

These dudes have very serious problems.

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6. An Urgent Message From God

Thou shalt boycott CBS and Paramount. Thou shalt take power. Thou shalt seize their assets. Thou shalt break up these monopolies.

Fox News must be shutdown. The Epstein class must be put in prison. We must keep fighting back until their power is broken forever.

We here at Letters from God / The God Show are busting our butts to grow pro-democracy, anti-fascist comedy at a time when the president is silencing comedians, MAGA billionaires are buying all media, and the truth is getting buried under a mountain of fascist algorithms.

Listen, I have to be blunt. Reading is good. Sharing is good. Blessing the little heart is good. But paid subscribers are what make this thing grow.

They’re the reason we can make more videos, hire more help, publish more posts, and keep growing stronger.

We’re not here to just politely survive while the MAGA media machine turns America into Trump State TV. We’re here to fight and win. We’re here to speak truth to power. We’re here to help good people remember they’re not so alone.

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Bless you, humans. Thank you for standing with us.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

As you know, Trump is exploiting the 250th anniversary of the USA to host gladiator fights for his birthday party on the White House lawn.

So naturally, I scheduled a thunderstorm.

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I don’t know about you, but what Trump has done to The White House really disgusts me. It’s the people’s house, not Kid Rock’s house.

As you might remember, last year I made it rain on Trump’s stupid birthday tank parade.

It was glorious. Which is why I MUST outdo Myself this year!

So I’ve got rain, thunderstorms, bottle rockets, heat and HORDES of mosquitos ready to go for Trump’s stupid birthday fight fiasco.

Sure thing, Mike! I’ve now added tornadoes and hail to the lineup. I hope they don’t back out at the last second like Milli Vanilli did.

Meanwhile, the UFC / White House have hilariously sworn that the fights will go on EVEN IF there are thunderstorms in the area. They’re determined to foist their farcical event upon the American public at any cost.

Hey, remember that old 90’s comedy movie King Ralph? God remembers.

The entire British royal family is accidentally electrocuted and killed while posing for a portrait and so American slob John Goodman becomes the King of England.

Could you imagine the very same thing happening to the entire Trump clan? It would be so hilariously stupid and on-brand I wouldn’t even be surprised.

Ya know, I’ve been quite vocal with my expressions of weather this weekend.

Why just the other day, I deployed a double rainbow (all the way across the sky) to celebrate Donald’s stupid name coming off the Kennedy Center.

Keep chipping away, humans. The sun will come out tomorrow. And it will shine all the clearer.

For example, Zohran Mamdani’s only been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years.

The only game the Knicks lost was the one Trump attended. And the last time the Knicks won the championship, the president resigned the following year.

We know the billionaires will continue to sanewash the Pedo-In-Chief in places like the Washington Post and elsewhere.

They call his purges “modest.” Next they’ll call his bloody birthday cage match “stunningly patriotic.”

But we, the people, know better.

Emperor Commodus Trump can have his little gladiator games at the White House. He will be miserable the whole time.

We few, we happy few, we band of humans…we’ve got each other! And we’ll keep laughing, mocking, and telling the truth until we defeat the Epstein Class once and for all.

Most sincerely,

God

PS - I hate this part. But I have to.

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Dear Humans,

BEHOLD! The orange pedophile war criminal’s name is GONE from the Kennedy Center!

HALLEJULAH!

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They may have hung up a huge white tarp (the white flag of surrender) to prevent us from seeing what happened, but that didn’t stop photographers from catching it.

LOOK! THERE IS THE D COMING OFF!!!! TRUMP LOST HIS D!

And here is video of this happening. Enjoy the clink-clink and hammer sounds. I never thought I could enjoy ASMR, but here we are.

THIS IS THE TIPPING POINT.

I’m calling it! Trump is a lame-duck president.

This should be a huge story today, but the NY Times pushed it to the middle of their website so you don’t see it. Their opinion page is still busy attacking Democrats for whatever they can.

That shit is not an accident. They don’t want you to feel this. Donald doesn’t want you to see this! He put up a huge white tarp just to prevent you from seeing it.

They don’t want you to feel joy. They don’t want you to feel momentum.

They don’t want you to see that the big strong fascist king is just a sad old creep whose name can be peeled off a wall one letter at a fuckin’ time.

Their scam factory depends on making him look inevitable.

He’s not inevitable. He’s a big bag of dying puss. He just lost his D in public.

This is why independent media matters.

Because sometimes the story is thousands of people staring a wall together for eight hours because we all needed to see the fascist monster lose one more symbol of power.

Glory Hallelujah!

Most sincerely,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo. the Epstein class must be put in prison. SMITE THEM!

All of them. The billionaires. The fixers. The lawyers. The politicians. The media cowards. Todd Blanche. JD Vance. Everyone.

And let me tell you why.

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Jo Jo from Jerz hit the nail on the head with this post.

She’s absolutely right. This scandal should be the biggest story in the world right now.

TO RECAP:

1. Journalists Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan released a bombshell report yesterday which revealed that Trump’s cabinet has been holding secret meetings in the situation room (without Trump) to discuss the Epstein files.

2. NOTE: The situation room is to be used for war, okay? It’s for operations. It’s not supposed to be used for discussing whether or not the president is or isn’t a pedophile (he is) and what to do (or not do) about it. Although admittedly, that is quite a ‘situation.’

3. CONTENT WARNING: One of the things they discussed in the situation room were allegations that Donald Trump mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.

"Recall ive told you ,, — i have met some very bad people ,, none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body.. so yes- dangerous." - Jeffery Epstein

Trump’s inner circle fought with each other, they worried about the Epstein files, and ultimately all did nothing but continue to defend Trump.

It’s absolutely disgusting and absolutely not surprising. They are all complicit and corrupt cowards.

We already knew that there are credible allegations of Trump raping a 13-year-old child who responded by biting the shit out of his dick.

In fact, as God remembers it, the very same week that former AG Pam Bondi released these allegations on the DOJ website, Trump suddenly attacked Iran. This was only a few months ago.

AND NOW WE KNOW that his inner circle were so worried that they discussed these very concerning allegations in the situation room.

If they can discuss it there, are we allowed to discuss it on the Internet now? Is that ok? Or will the algorithm find ways to shut it all down?

The Epstein Class must be put in prison.

They steal every last penny. They rape children. They send soldiers to die so they can profit off betting on war.

Donald Trump lied about it for years and now we know he flew on his plane EIGHT TIMES.

Elon Musk wanted to go to Epstein’s “wildest party” on his island.

Now Elon has an AI machine that churns out 6,000 sexual deepfakes an hour. And he has rockets so he can send pedos to outer space.

All of the billionaires who partied with Epstein need to have all of their assets seized and be put in prison.

I’M SERIOUS! THIS MUST HAPPEN! WE MUST LIVE TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.

And if by chance this possible future seems impossible to you, dear reader, it is only because the Epstein Class owns the media and every major corporation.

They do everything they can to program you everyday of your life to believe that good things are impossible, and their infinite wealth and legal invulnerability are inevitable.

Will the media continue to ignore the allegations? Of course they will. The Epstein Class says so.

In fact, as of this writing, the media is extremely busy working to help Elon Musk become the world’s first trillionaire by hyping up SpaceX’s IPO.

And they’re also still laser-focused on scolding California for counting votes.

I don’t know about you, but I am so tired of their bullshit obfuscations and distractions.

The Epstein Class has to go.

THOU SHALT LOCK THESE CRIMINALS THE FUCK UP.

THOU SHALT SEIZE THEIR FUCKING ASSETS.

Thou shalt give their money back to the people.

Most sincerely,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, Donald Trump posted his war plans for all to see, because he’s a complete fucking moron. He’s already gotten 13 US soldiers killed and 365 injured, which he calls “very little.” He’s a moron who wants to get more US soldiers killed in Operation Epstein Distraction.

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What kind of moron posts that? Donald the Moron does.

Trump: "The problem is it could be the greatest deal in history. They could wave the white flag of surrender and say 'Praise be to Allah' and the fake news would say, 'It was a great victory for Iran.' It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. We're killing them. We're killing them."

If you notice, he says the words ‘if’ and ‘could’ all the time. IF we win, they’ll never give us credit! We COULD make the greatest deal in history.

NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE HAPPENING, MORON!!!

He’s also saying ‘Praise be to Allah’ quite a lot. Do the Evangelicals care?

Trump: "My preference has always been to take Kharg Island. I don't know that America has the stomach for it, to be honest with it. You'd make a fortune."

His preference has always been to send young American soldiers into a fucking bloodbath. He doesn’t care how many die. He will make money.

Oh yeah, when he says “you’d make a fortune,” he means HIMSELF.

Donald doesn’t care about US soldiers. He hates them. He may hate them even more than he hates Black women. It’s a toss-up, really.

Donald Trump is a bigoted moron who will get even more US soldiers killed.

He will burn in HELL for all eternity.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Most sincerely,

God

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Dear Humans,

Republicans are freaking out because their fascist candidate lost in the L.A. mayor’s race.

In a little seen clip from yesterday, Mike Johnson basically said they don’t need evidence because they’ve got some important feelings going on.

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RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged?

MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it’s impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.

Did you catch that?

Mike Johnson just admitted that their accusations are impossible to prove.

He said that their ‘instincts’ are telling them that something is wrong. Hmm…that sounds a lot like feelings, Mike.

Remember when Republicans were all wearing ‘fuck their feelings’ shirts back in 2016? God remembers.

That was only 10 years ago.

In the first place, California takes a long time to count votes because PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING LIVE THERE. It might take 5 seconds to count the votes in South Dakota, but that’s because it’s a barren wasteland occupied by 2 Republican Senators fighting over a single goat to fuck.

(Unless of course, you, dear reader, against all odds, are from there, in which case, South Dakota is pretty cool.)

The Republicans are demanding we believe that every lost election is “rigged” or “stinks to high heaven” while they just ended Black representation all across the South.

Trump demands that all vote-in mailing be ended…AND HE VOTES BY MAIL EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

They mock our feeling that a racist fascist pedophile criminal hellbent on world conquest is a bad thing but then ask us to care about THEIR feelings.

HEY REPUBLICANS, GET FUCKED!

And they’re deploying their fascist MAGA media to complain about actual lawful elections. They don’t give a damn about anything Trump does, but hyperventilate that Californians are ACTUALLY COUNTING VOTES.

Reminds me of 2020, when Republicans demanded that votes stopped being counted. They’re saying all these things now because they’re terrified they’re going to lose in November. They’re terrified that they might actually have to answer for their crimes.

THEY’RE TERRIFIED.

Good.

Fuck your feelings, Mike Johnson.

Fuck your feelings, Republicans.

Fuck them all to hell.

Most sincerely,

God

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Dear Humans,

Bless all the people who booed Donald to hell and gone at the Knicks game in New York City last night. Bless you all.

It was glorious. It started as he arrived. Throngs of people in the streets protested Trump and celebrated the Knicks.

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Bless the little heart on this post so daddy billionaire accidentally shows Donald’s national humiliation to more people.

The second his evil orange face was shown on the Jumbotron, the boos fell on him like rain.

Much like the rain I will drop on his Celebrate America UFC cage-match / Donald’s 80th birthday party.

BOOOO!!!!!! HAHAHA!

Get fucked, Donald.

Here’s another video of New Yorkers booing the shit out of their psychotic pedophile president. You can really hear the boos in this one.

Up 2-0 in the finals, the Knicks would go on to lose Game 3. I predicted this outcome yesterday during our latest interview with comedian Steve Hofstetter.

I knew Trump’s presence would be too much of a distraction to overcome.

Donald went to the Knicks game and they lost for the first time in over a month.

Because of course they did. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Asked about the boos afterwards, he said it was “amazing, mostly cheers,” which is obviously yet another bald-faced lie from the pit of hell.

Fresh off running away from Kristin Welker because she challenged his election lies, Donald just got booed by everyone in New York.

Bless everyone who booed!

Extra blessings to whoever it was that called him a “cum guzzler.”

Well done! God heard that.

Sincerely,

God

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Dear Humans,

Pete Kegsbreath’s Pentagon just cut 180 religions from their military personnel records and called it ‘streamlining.’

Mormonism didn’t get included as a Christian faith and the Mormons are PISSED.

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That’s right, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints was deemed not Christian enough for Pete Kegsbreath, who is a fascist Christian nationalist and a fucking douche.

As you’d expect, the two Mormon Republican Senators from Utah promptly proceeded to freak the fuck out.

Senator Mike Lee, the guy who thought it was funny to mock the murders of Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota last year, took great exception to his faith being excluded from Christianity.

Utah Republican Senator John Curtis was also furious.

Keep in mind, these are Trump’s staunchest supporters. They’ve had zero problem discriminating against other faiths, such as Islam. They’ve foolishly stood by their pedophile cult leader through it all.

But now it’s only been 15 months and their entire faith just got demoted.

What did these Mormons morons think would happen? They’re gonna act surprised now? Really?

MAGA is now earnestly comparing Mormonism to being trans…and we all know how they feel about being trans.

History has shown time and time again why church and state are better kept separate. It leads to bloodshed and war. It leads to death and genocide.

We’ve reached the stage of MAGA Church-State where they turn on all the other ‘fake forms’ of Christianity.

And this is only the beginning. These maniacs won’t stop until the only person you’re legally allowed to worship is Donald John Trump.

Ultimately, these fascists are coming for all of us. With their AI data centers sucking up all your water and draining your lakes and rivers.

With their control of all streaming networks and every social media app to brainwash and/or distract every single American.

With their ICE thugs and their detention centers.

Pick your poison. They have a million ways to ruin your lives and they’re extremely psychotic about all of them.

My advice? Don’t be like these Republican Mormons and wait for the fascists to come for you before you decide to wake up and give a damn.

Sincerely,

God

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Dear Humans,

America is a sick, sad joke and has been for a long, long time now.

Before we begin, bless the little heart on this post so daddy billionaire accidentally shows it to more people.

Last night the Supreme Court ruled that Alabama can be as racist as it wants. They ended another Black congressional seat and handed it to the Republicans. The White Supremacy Court is gleefully racist as fuck and not hiding it anymore.

Also, the new fascists in charge of CBS fired 60 Minutes anchor Scott Pelley for being an actual journalist. As he wrote in response:

“New management has instructed me to INJECT FALSEHOODS AND BIAS into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified.”

MAGA billionaires are firing journalists for telling the truth.

And they’re firing comedians for being funny.

I don’t even know what to say anymore.

I can say that it is the fault of the politicians and billionaires, of course.

They’ve shown us who they are.

They’re racist fascist pedophile criminals with a bloodlust for world conquest.

They’re also so deeply stupid.

But it’s also the fault of the American people for never caring enough, for always waiting for someone else to ride in and save them so they can go back to binge-watching streaming while they browse amazon and surf twitter.

They’ve shown us who they are as well.

I can make post after post begging for people to care, and they will ignore the LITERAL WORD OF GOD and opt to browse 5 second looping video-memes on Instagram instead.

It’s sacrilege! It’s blasphemy!

It hurts that people don’t care. Some will even weaponize their apathy as an excuse to berate you for daring to speak any truth or new ideas into existence. They gaslight you for daring to care.

It hurts.

It hurts even more than seeing idiotic posts like this show up in my feed.

All of this is happening because the billionaires are meticulous and calculating and think in terms of decades.

But the average American is trying to get through the next hour.

This is why they are winning.

We’re in the endgame now.

They want to take away the 14th amendment, which establishes birthright citizenship and guarantees all Americans "equal protection of the laws" and "due process."

They’re taking away representation from Black people across the entire South.

And they are even gleefully discussing, in various corners of their right wing ecosphere right now, taking away a woman’s right to VOTE.

How can you help? What can you do?

FUCK. DO SOMETHING.

Express yourself!

Support progressive candidates who will actually fight for you and not the billionaires.

Winners like Mamdani!

But if a politician owes their success to a billionaire, they’re just a puppet on a string and you will only get more of the same bullshit, forever.

If Democratic candidates aren’t for reforming the Supreme Court at this point, they’re clueless!

If they’re not running on prosecuting Donald Trump and his klansmen for their many crimes, they’re a liar and a coward!

And if they refuse to stop ICE from terrorizing people in their own state, they’re a traitor.

Hmm…I guess I do know what to say.

If only the humans would listen.

And lo, I know people are tired of this endless trainwreck shitshow.

I’m tired too. I have bags under my eyes.

But tired is not the same as beaten.

Tired people can still refuse to let the dumbest fascists in human history win.

So no, I am not giving up.

Not today. Not ever!!!

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, President Pedophile hath come for Bill Maher. The right-wing friendly ‘comedian’ has been thrown under the bus.

KABOOM! 🚎 💥

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1. Trump Wants To End Maher’s Show

Here we see President Pedophile proudly celebrating how many lives he’s ruined lately.

He got Colbert thrown off the air.

Now he’s even coming for the unfunny, hack comedians like Bill Maher.

The guy who ate dinner at the White House and sucked up to him.

He’s going after right-wing podcast-bro sell-out-poser joke-thief Bill Maher.

VERILY, IT’S FUCKING CRAZY.

At first they came for Stephen Colbert, and I said HELL NO.

Then they came for Jimmy Kimmel, and I said, what are you — fucking crazy?

Then they came for Bill Maher, and I said, hahaha okay, maybe you can have just this one, because it’s hilarious karmic justice and God needs a good laugh. 😂

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Thank you, Kathy!

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I will! I will keep up the good work!

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I’m mad as hell as well, and I’m not taking it anymore.

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Think of it.

Your support is directly bringing Satan back.

That’s metal as fuck.

3. An Urgent Message From God

In all seriousness, no comedian should face cancellation because of their jokes about the president.

They should only be cancelled if they’re always wrong, unfunny, and get bad ratings.

And Bill Maher definitely meets all those criteria, so admittedly it gets a bit confusing.

Remember, Trump knows that mockery is his kryptonite.

And so he’s terrified of comedians, even the bad ones!

Here we rise to expand and defend comedy and free speech against these right wing Nazis!

Mocking these fascist freaks.

Interviewing brilliant comedians, activists, candidates, and journalists.

Going viral on YouTube. Growing the team. Getting louder while the Trump admin does everything in their executive power to silence comedians.

This project survives ONLY because readers like you decide it should. Only a tiny percentage of readers support this work financially. If just a few more step up today, we can expand the team and get our work in front of more people.

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Bless you, humans.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

After cancelling his birthday concert yesterday, President Pedophile is now trashing JD Vance as the heir to MAGA, and I must say, as the Lord thy God, this is all funny as hell.

JD Vance is being thrown under the bus and no one could deserve it more.

Don’t forget to bless the little heart on this post to celebrate Trump’s evil empire collapsing in real time.

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1. Trump Throws Vance Under The Bus

According to reports, Trump is now TRASHING Vance to his aides behind the scenes.

He’s asking aides if JD ‘has what it takes,’ comparing him to Marco Rubio, mocking his constant vacations, mocking his NCAA trophy fumble, and even whining that Vance pathetically replies to critics online.

Let’s not forgot the time Vance was so painfully awkward he killed the Pope.

This situation makes God laugh because it’s the same pattern Trump followed with Pence.

By the time this is over, there will be mobs of MAGA crowds coming to hang JD Vance in the Capitol Building.

Time is a flat circle.

Also, Trump is freaking out that nobody wants to be seen at his birthday party, not even D-level celebrities, so he announced he will give an extended rant instead.

He wants a ‘wild’ rally. He has no friends, so now he has to work on his birthday.

Did you catch that?!?

He said he ‘cancelled’ his involvement with the Kennedy Center.

That is NOT what happened.

A judge ruled he has 14 days to take his name off that building.

Excuse me, God must laugh now for a solid 60 seconds.

Why is all this happening?

Because Trump's approval is at 34%, a historic low.

The lowest in the history of polls.

The lowest in the history of numbers.

Maybe his polls are low because he's a pedophile-conman-megalomaniac who raised gas prices and wants to give billions of your tax dollars to his army of pedophile terrorists.

Like the skin on his hands and face, it's all falling apart.

• He lost the Kennedy Center

• His 80th birthday party is somehow already a humiliating disaster

• His polls are the lowest ever

So now he needs someone to blame! And it’s JD Vance’s turn.

It's hilarious. It's glorious.

It's hilari-glorious.

God may just die from laughing, and that would be quite alright.

2. Your Reviews Are In!

I’d like to thank new member of our community A.G. Marak, who joined as a paid subscriber and chose to leave a kind testimonial:

“While I can’t claim to be doing God’s work, I can at least say that I’m contributing in some way.”

Amen, A.G. Your support directly helps expand this operation. For example, right now we’re currently interviewing and hiring more animators and vertical video editors. And Jesus is getting a new top shelf computer. We hope to add Satan soon. Things like that are made possible by your contribution.

And may I say I love your penguin avatar! 🐧

3. A Message From God

Lo. never stop believing in yourself. Also never stop remembering that your enemies are morons who may just fail all on their own.

That’s exactly what’s happening right now. We are in a global information war between dictators (Putin, Trump and Orban) and democracy (Obama, AOC, God).

We are stomping the shit out of these Nazi pedophile billionaires on the information field of battle. But their staggering incompetence is also speeding things up considerably.

Peter Thiel has run off to Argentina.

We’ve got them on the run! 🏃‍♂️

And meanwhile, we’re still here.

Mocking these fascist freaks.

Interviewing brilliant comedians, activists, candidates, and journalists.

Going viral on YouTube. Growing the team. Getting louder while the Trump admin does everything in their executive power to silence comedians.

This project survives when readers like you decide it should. Only a tiny percentage of readers support this work financially. If just a few more step up today, we can expand the team and get our work in front of more people.

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Thank you in advance, and I look forward to reading your latest testimonials.

Bless you, humans.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, President Pedophile’s tax-funded birthday bash is imploding, and we are laughing.

Don’t forget to bless the little heart on this post to celebrate another terrible, no good birthday for Donold.

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1. Trump’s Birthday Party Implodes

SO APPARENTLY the White House had booked nine really mediocre acts for Donold’s 80th birthday party / UFC cage-match / America 250th anniversary farce on June 14.

They even built a fucking Stargate for it.

Well, seven of nine of those mediocre acts have already cancelled.

They’re down to Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida.

For one (of seven) examples, a shocked Milli Vanilli (cover band) pulled out.

Nice to see Milli’s cover duo still has some integrity.

Also, someone named Martina McBride was horrified to learn where she’d been booked to perform in two weeks.

AND THAT wasn’t all, humans. OH NO.

Young MC decided he was too old for this shit.

Morris Day called it a night.

C&C Music Factory shut it down.

The Commodores said no.

And this morning, even Bret Michaels dropped out. Bret Michaels!

Apparently, every rose does have its thorn, and this thorn is named Donald John Trump.

All that being said, Vanilla Ice called to confirm twice.

So we can still expect to see Vanilla Ice singing “Ice, Ice, Baby” to a bunch of drunken ICE thugs as they watch a UFC cage-match on the White House lawn.

It’s crazy, humans.

This is how America is going to celebrate its 250th anniversary?

With a sad birthday party for a decaying racist-fascist-rapist that concludes with state-sanctioned bloodshed?

I mean, that tracks. It’s going to be an utter failure and embarrassment.

2. Comedian Jay Jurden ROASTS Stephen Miller and the Ugly Community

Yesterday, Jesus and I had the absolute pleasure of hanging out with comedian Jay Jurden.

Jay is a comedian, writer, and actor from Mississippi, and a former staff writer for Apple TV+’s The Problem with Jon Stewart. He’s appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon multiple times and recently released his debut Hulu special, Yes Ma’am.

We talked about growing up around religion in Mississippi, mocking the ugly community, and MAGA weirdos. We also discussed the joy of loving octopuses and platypuses, Zohran Mamdani, and The New York Knicks.

Watch our interview with Jay here:

3. Your Reviews Are In!

I’d like to thank new member of our community A.G. Marak, who joined as a paid subscriber and chose to leave a kind testimonial:

“While I can’t claim to be doing God’s work, I can at least say that I’m contributing in some way.”

Amen, A.G. Your support directly helps expand this operation. For example, right now we’re currently interviewing and hiring more animators and vertical video editors. And Jesus is getting a new top shelf computer. We hope to add Satan soon. Things like that are made possible by your contribution.

And may I say I love your penguin avatar! 🐧

4. A Message From God

Lo. Trump’s birthday will be a disaster. Just like it was last year, when I made it rain on his poorly-attended, creaky tank parade.

I may have to send a Cat-5 hurricane this year.

In other news, did I mention that Peter Thiel has fled to Argentina, like all Nazis do?

He’s frightened of new billionaire taxes in California.

Good. We’ve literally got them on the run! 🏃‍♂️

And meanwhile, we’re still here.

Mocking these fascist freaks.

Interviewing brilliant comedians, activists, candidates, and journalists.

Going viral on YouTube. Growing the team. Getting louder while the Trump admin does everything in their executive power to silence comedians.

This project survives when readers like you decide it should. Only a tiny percentage of readers support this work financially. If just a few more step up today, we can expand the team and get our work in front of more people.

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Thank you in advance, and I look forward to reading your latest testimonials.

Bless you, humans.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, look what President Pedophile did to the People’s House.

This diaper-filling toddler made it look like a real shit-hole.

Construction crews are setting up a ludicrously gigantic UFC arena, to be used for a cage-fight on the White House lawn on June 14, for his America 250th anniversary. This single event is estimated to cost $60 million.

Oh, by the way, June 14 just also HAPPENS to be Donald’s birthday. What a coincidence! How lucky for Donald to be able to use sixty million dollars of your tax money for his birthday party.

And let’s not forget his Epstein ballroom.

Not only did he bulldoze the East Wing without permission, he’s demanding $1 BILLION of your tax dollars to build a bunker that goes down six stories deep.

A giant ballroom, replete with a fleet of tactical drones on the roof, snipers, “research facilities,” and whatever else Donald’s fevered brain comes up with next.

Why not a fleet of terminator robots? And robot dogs? And robot butlers? And robot AI massage therapists?

Oh, and they should all be made of solid gold! The president is a child.

Remember when they were allegedly SO concerned about fighting government waste? God remembers.

Thou shalt not build bunkers while Americans go broke!

And while Donald wastes all this money on ballrooms and bullshit, Americans are getting fucking crushed by rising gas and grocery bills. It’s a full fledged depression single-handedly caused by Donald within ONE YEAR.

But does Donald care?

"Not even a little bit. ... I don't think about Americans' financial situation, I don't think about anybody." - President Donald John Trump, May 12, 2026.

He does not think about you. He thinks about Donald. He thinks about parties. He thinks about his pedophile friends he protected. He thinks about having parties in his new ballroom with his pedophile friends.

He thinks about walls. He falls in love with pillars. He sleeps.

If he does ever think about the American people, it’s the creeping fear that they will rise up and come for him, as people have come for megalomaniacal dictators throughout history. This is why he desperately wants a bunker he can hide out in.

This is what keeps him up so late at night, rage-tweeting into the wee morning hours, tortured with thoughts of the evil he has done.

He’s terrified of you.

Good.

People shouldn’t fear their governments. Governments should fear their people.

- God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, a Fox News reporter got called a “Nazi bitch,” a visibly dying Trump fell in love with a pillar, and God and Jesus interview the Utah activists Kevin O’Leary accused of being Chinese spies.

Grab your popcorn, humans. It’s time for God’s Morning Report.

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1. Bless The Woman Who Called This Fox News Reporter A “Nazi Bitch”

Lo, a Fox News reporter confronted a protester and repeatedly got called a “Nazi bitch” to her face.

This is the stuff dreams are made of. 😂

“You have a dirty mouth!”

Their cult leader is covering up for his pedophile friends in the Epstein files.

He’s a megalomaniac hellbent on world conquest.

He wants to give billions to domestic terrorists.

He’s building a bunker ballroom so he can live out the rest of his life as an American dictator whilst hosting teen beauty pageants.

And Fox wants us to worry about language?

Fuck that.

Bless this woman’s righteous profanity!

2. Dying Trump Falls In Love With Pillar

Trump claimed he was in “perfect health” yesterday after another mysterious trip to Walter Reed, then immediately returned to the White House and fell in love with a pillar.

Watch God and Jesus mock him here:

3. Kevin O’Leary Called Them Chinese Spies. Big Mistake. Huge.

Kevin O’Leary accused Gabi Finlayson and Jackie Morgan from Elevate Utah of being Chinese spies because they dared oppose his massive AI data center.

God and Jesus talk with Gabi and Jackie about Mr. Wonderful’s Fox News meltdown, Utah politics, the fight against billionaire-backed data centers, and why local organizing works.

Watch God and Jesus interview these heroes of the rebellion here:

4. Your Reviews Are In

Lo, paid subscriber Jakie wrote:

“There are so many fine, democracy-loving organizations out there that I follow, but really, does anything outdo GOD?? I love you God; please stay safe and continue to SMITE those heinous evil-doers!”

Bless you, Jakie. I’ll continue to do my best.

5. A Message From God

This is what your support builds: the letters, the videos, the interviews, the jokes, and this whole holy machine.

Thank you to everyone who joined yesterday. We gained 11 new awesome humans. If just 10 more step up today, we’ll keep growing strong to finish out the month of May.

Sometimes it’s hard to get out of bed. The depression and anxiety from being on the frontlines of this war every day is very real.

But I always get back up. I smite harder. Because I refuse to let these evil bastards win.

I have not yet begun to fight!

We’re building an independent media source that tells the truth, one that doesn’t bend the knee to corporate media or billionaire masters.

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Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Bless Pope Leo, who just dropped a 42,000 word manifesto about the dangers of artificial intelligence.

Oh, did I mention that he quoted Lord of the Rings? We are so freaking back.

Don’t forget to bless the little heart on this post if you stand with Pope Leo.

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1. The Pope Smote AI

Pope Leo warned that humanity faces a pivotal choice: build a new Tower of Babel, or build a world where God and humanity dwell together.

THAT’S DAMN RIGHT.

“Technology is never neutral.”

-Pope Leo

Amen.

These fork-tongues fascist tech-bro billionaires didn’t build AI to save humanity.

They built AI to plagiarize humanity, monetize humanity, spy on humanity, and ultimately fucking replace humanity.

“Nothing in the world of AI is immaterial or magical.”

- Pope Leo

THANK YOU.

AI is not some frigging ‘miracle.’

Unlike me, it can’t part the red sea.

But it can turn your water brown.

Seriously, these tech-bros are all going to hell.

They were all at Trump’s inauguration, they’re funding all this fascism, and now they’re turning your water brown.

They’re the people who made it possible for Trump to post nonstop AI videos.

Anyway, so the Pope quoted Lord of the Rings.

I repeat: THE POPE.

QUOTED.

LORD OF THE RINGS.

Somewhere, Stephen Colbert is smiling.

Well played, Leo.

Drop the AI ring into the fire, humans.

2. A Message From God

The A.I. billionaires are evil as hell, okay?

Their data centers suck up all the water from the Earth. They turn your water brown. They make thy electrical bills skyrocket.

They’re on crazy drugs like ketamine.

They bribe your Senators and then demand government handouts.

They want every last ounce of power and money on the whole planet, and then they want to move to other planets and suck them dry too.

They are parasites.

God stands with Pope Leo against these AI assholes.

Thou shalt unite against the tech billionaires, tax them into oblivion, and use the money to give everyone free healthcare and college.

Let the billionaires cry about it.

3. Join The Rebellion

There will be times when it feels impossible.

Our community of angels is here to help you through it all. Whether it’s God breaking into song, blessing you with memes, or just spitting truth, Letters from God is a home for real people.

Join the community.

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God

Dear Humans,

Good morning.

President Bone Spurs has completely capitulated to Iran on Memorial Day weekend.

Don’t forget to bless the little heart on this post to fight their censorship and spread the joyous news of Donald’s defeat.

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1. Republicans Are Freaking Out Because Trump Folded

We were repeatedly told that Donald’s war was about stopping Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

We were berated for not being concerned enough about this.

They told us that high gas prices were worth it. Remember? God remembers.

Now President Moron is bragging about a “deal” that gives Iran a $25 billion gift, oil sales, port access, sanctions relief, and the fucking ability to keep enriching uranium so they can keep making fucking nuclear weapons!

Iran is already mocking his defeat.

But if you want to know how bad this deal is, you don’t have to take God’s word for it.

Just ask Republicans. These people spent years attacking Obama’s Iran deal.

Look at them now.

MAGA attacking Ted Cruz.

Steven Cheung attacking Mike Pompeo.

Suffer, you fools!

Meanwhile, Tangerine Palpatine said he’s too busy with “Iran and government” to attend Don Jr.’s wedding weekend.

And what is this sacred government work?

Posting insane memes about conquering Greenland while he surrenders to Iran.

Don’t be worried, Greenland. Just wait.

Donald will surrender to you soon enough and give you $25 billion and nukes.

Oh by the way, the father of Don Jr.’s new wife is the banker who originally helped Epstein get his island.

Gee. What a coincidence.

2. A Message From God

Lo. everything Donald does is to distract us from his countless ties to Epstein.

That’s what Operation Epstein Distraction was all about in the first place.

And lo, as I said from the start, Hormuz would be his Waterloo.

And sure enough, it all blew up in his face, exactly as I always said it would.

This is Memorial Day weekend.

America is supposed to be honoring the people who died serving this country.

Instead, the president skipped his son’s wedding so he could surrender to Iran and post disturbing memes.

Corporate media will spend the next week asking whether Trump “found an off-ramp.”

Oh hell no.

We are not fucking doing that here.

This is why independent media matters.

This work survives because readers like you decide it should.

Only a tiny percentage of readers support this work financially.

If a few more step up today, we can keep expanding the team, making better videos, and getting this work in front of more and more people.

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And we’re just getting started.

Bless you, humans.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, President Donold’s notorious Epstein ballroom funding is dead in the Senate, and all because he wants to give billions of dollars to MAGA pedo-terrorists via a slush fund.

Even Mitch McConnell heard about Donold’s latest corruption scheme and said: absolutely the fuck not.

Grab your popcorn, humans. It’s time for God’s Morning Report.

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1. Trump Humiliated As Republicans Kill His Ballroom Over “Utterly Stupid” Slush Fund

I told you this was coming.

Trump wanted a billion dollars for his stupid ballroom, so he can hold teen beauty pageants there. He wants to make the White House into another Epstein island.

BUT! As I wrote about on Monday, the Senate parliamentarian ruled Republicans couldn’t sneak it through reconciliation, meaning Donold’s Epstein bunker suddenly needed 60 votes.

And just when he was planning to put a ‘Drone Empire’ on the roof to guard the pedophiles within.

He’s terrified of the American public. He’s terrified of being mocked by comedians. He’s fucking terrified.

So anyway, Republicans tried to sneak the Epstein bunker funding into a giant immigration bill instead.

And then it blew up in their faces.

Why? Because Republicans would also have to vote on Trump’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund, which would give millions and millions of dollars to January 6 criminals, terrorists, and pedophiles. Oh my. They’d have to defend using tax dollars to make J6 terrorists into millionaires.

Rep. Jim McGovern nailed it: “it took forever to compensate victims of 9/11, but suddenly they found billions for convicted felons who attacked democracy.”

AMEN!

Then Mitch McConnell called the fund “utterly stupid” and “morally wrong.” And when Mitch McConnell criticizes your morality, I mean, holy shit, you must be fucking evil.

So now Donold doesn’t have the votes for his ballroom or his slush fund. And it will only get harder from here as both of these issues become more and more unpopular for him.

This means: NO $1 billion for his Epstein ballroom and NO $1.776 billion for Donald’s MAGA Pedophile Terrorist Slush Fund. It’s a major defeat heading into Memorial Day Weekend.

But you don’t have to believe God. Just look at how he’s responding!

When asked by a reporter on losing the Senate due to GOP backlash to his ballroom and J6 slush fund:

"I don't know. I only do what's right. I don't need money for the ballroom. Not for me, because I'll be gone."

BWAHAHA! Now he’s pretending he doesn’t need the money.

2. Trump HUMILIATES Own Son Over Wedding

Would Trump really skip his own son’s wedding and blame Iran?

Is that a question? LOL.

God and Jesus react to one of the weirdest Trump family moments he’s ever had, Watch here:

3. God Smote A Troll

Meanwhile on Threads, some MAGA influencer announced she was done debating liberals.

So I replied:

“You support a pedophile.”

She didn’t debate me on it.

I keep using that retort because it’s the truth, me-dammit!

And I’ll keep saying it till he’s fucking gone.

4. Your Reviews Are In

Lo, paid subscriber Sarah Davis Oaks wrote:

“I love you God. You are awesome and mighty. Therefore, I have subscribed to your Substack.”

Bless you, Sarah.

May your blessings multiply and your enemies step on Lego forever.

5. A Message From God

This is what your support builds: the letters, the videos, the interviews, the jokes, and this whole weird holy machine.

Thank you to everyone who joined yesterday. We gained 11 new awesome humans. If just 10 more step up today, we’ll keep growing strong this May.

Sometimes it’s hard to get out of bed. The depression and anxiety from being on the frontlines of this war every day is real. Whether it be through reporting or threats, the enemy comes to knock you down.

But I always get back up again. I smite harder. Because I refuse to let these evil bastards win.

I have not yet begun to fight!

We’re building an independent media source that tells the truth, one that doesn’t bend the knee to corporate media or billionaire masters.

If you believe in that mission, and you’ve been meaning to support this work, now’s the time.

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Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, the cops who got beaten half to death on January 6 are now suing because Trump created a $1.776 billion “anti-weaponization” slush fund to hand out money to January 6 pedophiles, criminals, and terrorists.

Good! Bless these cops! Bless them for suing these fucking criminals.

Because I’ve been reading the news this week and can’t stop shouting ‘WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!’

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1. Bless The Capitol Police For Suing These Fucking Criminals

Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges say this thing is an illegal taxpayer-funded slush fund for insurrectionists and paramilitary fascist freaks who commit violence in Trump’s name.

That’s damn right!!!

TO RECAP:

Trump, who is a fucking criminal, incited a mob of fucking criminals to attack the Capitol because he lost the 2020 election and wanted to hang Mike Pence. They don’t succeed.

Many of these fucking criminals then get arrested and prosecuted.

They lose their jobs, their families, they do time in prison, and fucking rightfully so!

And then these fucking criminals go on to whine and whine and whine that somehow, they’re the real victims in all this.

But Trump skates.

Biden and Garland fail to prosecute Trump in time, because ya know, norms and stuff.

Then…

Somehow, Trump returned.

On his first day in office, Trump pardons these fucking criminals.

In the span of a year, 33 of these fucking criminals get arrested again, with at least six of them being arrested for child sex crimes.

You pay your 2025 taxes this year in April. It fucking hurts like hell.

Which brings us to the present, where Donald is now OPENLY STEALING your taxes to hand out to these fucking criminal terrorist maniacs.

He calls the 1.7 billion “peanuts.”

Oh. Tell that to Americans struggling to pay for food or gas.

THIS IS PEDO-KLEPTOCRACY AT ITS WORST.

Just in case they get destroyed in the upcoming election and lose their grip on fascist power, these fucking criminals are stealing your money while they still can.

So bless former Capitol Police officers Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges.

Bless them. Bless their lawsuit. Bless everyone fighting back against this utter insanity.

Whatever it takes to defeat these fucking criminal pedo-terrorists.

2. The Visibility Brigade Is Planning Something HUGE

In happier news, bless the Visibility Brigade!

On June 6, Democracy Day, they’re aiming to spread their anti-billionaire and anti-fascist messages on 1,000 overpasses across the country!

We hang out and discuss everything from fighting ICE to trolling Disney World.

Plus, God finds out that Chewbacca doesn’t actually love him.

Did you know the people in those suits are just acting? Weird.

If you have some quiet hours this morning, give it a watch or a listen.

3. Rejoice! They Will All Be Fucking Dead Soon

You know what’s great?

All of these ancient pedophiles will die soon.

I can’t tell you exactly from what or how yet.

God works in mysterious ways to get that shit done.

But it’s gonna be good. You’re gonna like it.

From Mitch McConnell to Chuck Grassley To Donald Trump, God and Death are playing all your favorite hits.

They’ll all die soon and head off to Hell, where there are also no term limits.

4. Join The Fucking Rebellion

Trump wants to rule forever, put you in camps, and outlaw all criticism of him and his billionaire friends.

This work survives because readers like you decide it should.

Only a tiny percentage of readers support this work financially. If a few more step up today, we can keep expanding the team, making better videos, and getting this work in front of more people.

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And we’re just getting started.

Bless you, humans.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

I don’t know if it’s all the insider trading off a war he started, or all the covering up of child molestation, or what (take your pick), but Donald Trump is the most corrupt president in the history of the world and it’s not even close.

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1. Thou Must Not Let These Evil Motherfuckers Win

President Epstein spent $32 million on the primary of Thomas Massie to punish him for leading the fight to release the Epstein files.

Trump did this because he’s in the Epstein files. A MILLION times.

In God’s proud opinion, he’s clearly a lifelong pedophile who ran teen beauty pageants in his ballroom and lived next door to Jeffrey Epstein.

Thomas Massie was defiant in defeat:

“Today is the six month anniversary of the Epstein Transparency Act. We’ve taken out two dozen CEOs, an ambassador, a prince, a prime minister, a minister of culture, that was just six months. I’ve got seven months left in Congress.”

2. These Pedo-Terrorists Are Robbing You Blind

If that wasn’t enough, yesterday President Epstein gave himself 1.776 billion of your tax dollars to hand out to himself, his criminal buddies, his pedophile buddies, and his J6 terrorist buddies.

These people are all some vile combination of either criminal, pedophile, or terrorist.

For example, consider the case of pardoned January 6 terrorist Andrew Paul Johnson. Following his pardon, Johnson was arrested, convicted, and sentenced to life in prison in March 2026 for the molestation of two children in Hernando County. Sheriff's office investigative reports revealed that Johnson attempted to silence one of his victims by promising they would get the payout money he expected to receive as compensation for his January 6 participation.

Because Trump has been promising them money the whole time. They are his pedo-gestapo.

THEY. MUST. BE. STOPPED.

Because God loves America and HATES Donold John Trump.

3. A Message From God

Remember, you are NOT alone.

You are the majority. They are terrified of you. They are terrified of you finding your voice, stepping into the circle, and fighting back against their giddy evil.

God cannot stand these sick freaks.

God wants you not to give up hope.

God wants us all to work together to defeat these evil motherfuckers.

Because this shit cannot stand, man!

FORSOOTH, polls say that the vast majority of Americans are in solid agreement that this shit fucking sucks.

We’re doing what we can here by building independent media, interviewing candidates, and speaking truth to power every single day.

Of course, we obviously need your help to keep growing. Only a tiny percentage of readers support this work financially. If just a few more step up this morning, we can keep expanding the team, making better letters and videos, and getting this work in front of more people.

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Bless you, humans.

Love,

God