Dear Humans,

Lo, President Epstein had another meltdown today because his plot to arrest and prosecute innocent Americans failed miserably.

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1. Trump Humiliated In Court

TO RECAP:

• President Epstein paid his corrupt friend who runs Greenwater Services millions to turn the Reflecting Pool blue for his birthday party. It turned green.

• He had them pour hydrogen peroxide in it. He deployed the National Guard to fight the algae. But nothing could defeat his own idiocy.

• Oh, let’s not forget that before they even put the water in, the stupid fucking moron stupidly DROVE HIS MOTORCADE on top of the newly installed matting.

• The blue matting came loose.

• So he arrested an Olympic athlete and 6 other innocent Americans and tried to pin the blame on them and send them to prison for ten years.

• All his cronies lied and slandered these people as vandals for months.

• Drunken Judge Jeanine had to drop the case because they had zero evidence.

They spent months calling these people criminals. They threatened them with prison. They put innocent Americans through hell. Then, when it came time to prove it in court, they had absolutely nothing.

President Epstein didn’t get away with prosecuting innocent Americans. He refuses to admit to the Reflecting Pool fiasco and the wrongful arrests, so he continues to pretend it was ‘vandals.’

But he’s aware his scheme failed miserably. He wants to blame Pirro now for his insane stupidity…and corporate media continues to act like he’s not BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY.

He ‘insists’?? He ‘acknowledges’?! GET FUCKED, WASHPO!

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But I always get back up. I smite harder. Because I refuse to let these evil bastards win.

BUT I have not yet begun to fight!

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Dear Humans,

LO, insane scumbag from hell Rand Paul dragged Dr. Anthony Fauci before Congress so Republicans could grandstand about Covid.

Which is why this is an important time to remember the time a proud Kentucky woman told Rand Paul to get fucked.

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1. Thou Shalt Get Fucked

This clip has been making the rounds again this week, and after watching Rand Paul attack Dr. Fauci yet again, it’s easy to see why.

During one of Rand’s virtual town halls, a Kentucky woman named Alexis Toon was called on to ask her question.

She said:

“Hi Senator, I’m a proud Kentucky citizen, and I just wanted to tell you to get fucked.”

There was a long, awkward silence.

Then the moderator quietly said:

“All right... we’ll go to our next question.”

Bless this caller.

2. Leave Fauci The Fuck Alone

Dr. Fauci is a national hero. Leave him the fuck alone!!!

Donald told Americans to take horse deworming pills, inject bleach and stick lightbulbs up their butts.

Republicans still believe that ingesting horse deworming pills is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Republicans spent years blaming Fauci because they didn’t want to wear masks or get a little jab.

They especially don’t want Americans realizing that Republicans like Rand Paul killed millions of Americans by spreading misinformation.

Remember when Trump had a 2020 campaign rally indoors?And Herman Caine got covid and died soon after?

Remember Herman Caine? 999?

God remembers.

And somehow it’s 2026 and Rand Paul is still harassing Dr. Fauci while Donald watches.

Can God keep it a hundred?💯

These lunatics should be called things like pedophile-protector, traitor, and fascist everywhere they go for the rest of their lives.

They’ve all sold their souls to Satan, and not the cool one either, the Republican one. Most of them belong in prison.

VERILY, I say unto thee, get fucked!

3. QUESTION OF THE DAY

OH HEY BY THE WAY, why did the Senate suddenly adopt a resolution opposing a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell?

Could it be that it’s close to happening? Would anyone even be surprised?

4. How To Give MAGA The Middle Finger Today

President Lunatic Pedophile started a war and lost it. He’s denying disaster relief to Democratic states. He wants to rig the election. And now they want us to believe people like Dr. Fauci or Zohran Mamdani are the real villains.

Right wing media figures are now openly calling for fascism.

No. Get fucked, fascists! There must be zero tolerance for fascists. They’re evil.

The truth still matters, dammit.

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Tell these fascists to get fucked.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

LO, Florida Republicans just managed to hand Democrats a state House seat before a single vote was cast. And the way they did it is so gloriously stupid that God had to read it twice to be sure.

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1. Pure Idiocy

HARK! So what happened was, Trump-endorsed MAGA Republican state Rep. Paula Stark was running for reelection in Florida House District 47.

For Paula to get on the ballot, all she had to do was to make sure the Division of Elections received her Form 6 financial disclosure before the June 12 deadline.

WHOOOOPS! It didn’t. Stark blamed an elections clerk, claiming the clerk handed the form back to her campaign treasurer. Five election workers said that didn’t happen.

Then she sued to get back on the ballot and the judge said “no, you fucking moron.” (NOTE: God is paraphrasing here.)

Now the only qualified candidates are Democrats Jorge Figueroa and Anthony Nieves. Since nobody else qualified, the August 18 primary will decide which Democrat gets the seat.

2. Thank Fucking Me

THANK FUCKING ME these people are such unbelievable morons.

There is only one way this all ends, and it’s with their complete fucking imbecility backfiring on them.

Republicans just handed Democrats a House seat in FLORIDA of all places because they’re so incompetent they couldn’t get one form into the right hands before noon.

They’re gloriously stupid. Just like their cult leader Donald.

The future is nothing but Republicans stepping on rakes, forever.

3. This Is How It Ends

MAGA fascists want you to believe they’re unstoppable.

But the truth is, they aren’t.

Again and again, Donald and MAGA morons are undone by their own incompetence. Let’s hope that pattern continues.

The only thing they have is the unity that their shared stupidity, lies, and hatred gives them. That’s why we must unite around intelligence, truth, and love.

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The Tate brothers are in prison facing extradition to the UK. Republican Senators are dropping like flies. Fascists just lost a Florida House seat thanks to their own idiocy.

Nature is healing. There’s hope for us yet.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

LO, at Lindsey Graham’s funeral at Washington National Cathedral yesterday, Dozy Donald fell asleep, humiliating himself and the nation once again.

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1. Pure Blasphemy

First, Dozy Donald did a strange little tap on Lindsey’s coffin, sending him on his way to Hell.

Then he couldn’t even be bothered to try to mumble along to THE LORD’S PRAYER! BLASPHEMY! He clearly doesn’t know the words. Everyone else around him does. For 50 years, this would have been disqualifying for any Republican.

The bloated puss-bag even flashes disdain for having to say MY PRAYER, because he thinks HE’S God. He almost falls asleep standing up.

2. Popping Pills

Here we see Dozy Donald fumbling with some pills. What does he pop in his mouth here? God says Adderall.

3. Dozy Don-old

And behold Dozy Donald fall sound asleep, until his team hits their hidden electric-shock buzzer, which snaps him up again.

Otherwise Dozy Donald would slump to the ground.

Remember, this is the same guy who called Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ for a decade.

This was Dozy Donald at Lindsey Graham’s funeral.

Dozy Donald is constantly falling asleep on camera for all the world to see.

4. Where’s The Outrage?

FORSOOTH, where is Jake Tapper on this? Where is Dana Bash?

Why isn’t the media breathlessly reporting on how the president is totally unfit for office? Or that he’s a pedophile in the Epstein files? Or for that matter, that he’s the most corrupt president in the history of the PLANET and it’s not even close?

They’re not saying a damn thing about Dozy Donald falling asleep again.

They’re too busy pretending he’s just ‘resting his eyes.’ They’re too busy pretending Lindsey Graham didn’t sell his soul to the devil. They’re too busy praising his meeting with war criminal Netanyahu. They’re too busy pretending progressives are ‘communists’ for wanting everyone to have healthcare.

They’re too busy attacking Democrats while Dozy Donald openly plots to rig this year’s election.

5. How To Smite Dozy Donald Today

Last weekend, complicit corporate media just sat there and laughed while Donald put on a TRUMP 2028 hat.

Now they will spend the next week pretending Lindsey Graham was a great and honorable man.

But I won’t. You and I both know those are lies from the pit of hell.

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He wants his family of Trumps to rule forever. Help God smite them all.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

At Lindsey Graham’s funeral at Washington National Cathedral, Donald Trump looked up to the sky and said he thought Lindsey Graham was in Heaven. BWAHAHAHA! 🤣

As the owner and operator of Heaven, I must refute these claims as vehemently as possible. Lindsey’s not here, man. Why would he be?😂

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1. He’s Not In Heaven

At the funeral, Donald actually looked toward the ceiling and said:

“Sitting, laying, wherever he may be. I think I know where he is. I think he’s up there and watching us. I’m pretty sure of it.”

“I’m pretty sure of it.”

Pretty sure? Sounds like Donald’s not sure. And for good reason.

The idea that these people can spend their entire lives promoting bigotry, threatening to bomb other countries, enabling fascism, and then automatically become saints when they die?

VERILY, I say unto thee, that God finds that fucking comical.

Then Sean Hannity used the opportunity to publicly fellate Donald:

“My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn’t be surprised if he added one big, beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You.”

BELIEVE GOD, HUMANS! There is no seedy Mar-a-Lago location in Heaven. The very concept is vile. Mar-a-Lago is a haven for vile criminals like the Greenwater Services guy.

Oh also, Sleepy Donald fell asleep.💤

You know how all dogs go to Heaven? Well, all MAGA go to Hell.

I spoke to Lindsey Graham today for 20 minutes and he just said “AAAGHHHH!! AGHHH!!! IT BURNS!!! HEY IS THAT MITCH? HI MITCH! HI RUSH! HI REAGAN!!”

2. How To Smite Trump Today

Last weekend, complicit corporate media just sat there and laughed while Donald put on a TRUMP 2028 hat.

Now they will spend the next week pretending Lindsey Graham was a great and honorable man.

But I won’t. You and I both know those are lies from the pit of hell.

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God

Dear Humans,

It happened again. LMAO.

A protestor at Trump’s event in Michigan repeatedly shouted “pedophile protector” at him. Trump definitely heard him.

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1. Bless The Guy Who Shouted “Pedophile Protector” At Donald

You can see the exact second it hits him. His face drops. He looks like he’s dying inside. Then his brain breaks and he points at the guy and calls him a communist. Then he pretends not to have heard him. Sure, Jan 6.

Watch here:

He’s done EVERYTHING he can to distract from the Epstein files, and it hasn’t worked. Donald knows they haven’t gone away. Nor will they ever. Epstein’s ghost will haunt him for the rest of his miserable life.

The word “pedophile” follows him everywhere he goes. Now every time he walks into a room, he has to wonder whether somebody’s going to shout it again. And somebody will.

He heard that guy. And he knows we “communists” are never going to stop.

2. How To Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

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Help us make sure he hears the truth everywhere he goes.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, President Lunatic made ‘jokes’ at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner this weekend and put on a ‘Trump 2028’ hat. God knows how to shut these evil bastards up.

HARK! It’s time to start pushing for Obama 2028. He’s the most popular living American president and it’s not close. It’s time to start distributing hats. If Donald’s corrupt Supreme Court lets him run again, and they very well might, then Barack Obama gets to run as well. Can I get an amen?

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1. Lie Back and Take It, President Piggy

In case you missed it, a totally surreal moment occurred at the dinner. President Pedo has to sit and listen as Wall Street Journal reporters received an award for their investigation into his close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, which they pursued despite threatening their lives and suing them for ten billion dollars.

His tortured face journey might delight you. Or throw up.

But then afterwards they all smile and shake hands with him, which is vile and disgusting and confusing as all hell.

They absolutely did not have to do this.

God would never shake hands with Donald Trump. For so many reasons.

For one, hast thou seen his hands?!? Seems like a good way to catch syphilis.

These people just want access. They want to interview him. They want to write a book.

As George Carlin said, “it’s a big club — and you ain’t in it.”

2. Trump “Jokes” About Third Term

VERILY! This shit is not funny!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

3. And They All Just Laughed

Donald Trump stood in front of the corporate media, lied about past elections, attacked the press, and put on a TRUMP 2028 hat while announcing that he would run again. And they all laughed.

Again, start printing the Obama 2028 hats and watch MAGA shut the fuck up.

These journalists should have been screaming “PEDOPHILE!” at him at the top of their lungs until security dragged them out. That’s what Jesus would do.

No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves.

That means supporting the voices Donald can’t control.

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Let the corporate media continue their access journalism pedo-circus.

Everyone hates them. They’re going away.

Independent media is here to stay.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

BWAHAHA! God watched Donald’s pathetic speech last night and could only draw one conclusion; Trump is fucking terrified.

His party is gonna get DESTROYED in the midterms and he knows it.

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1. He’s Fucking Washed

For one thing, he didn’t even make any scary announcements such as declaring a state of emergency. He didn’t even call the two Democratic Senators from Georgia illegitimate, as initially planned.

Donold’s White House handlers clearly reined him in after NBC and ABC chose not to even cover his damn lies.

Humiliated by this, Donald whined about the lack of coverage, which made God guffaw loudly at 2am.

“In a rare move, NBC and ABC Fake news have both said that they would not cover this speech. They knew what it was about because of the fact that they don’t like the topic because they know how corrupt our system is and they don’t want to reveal it.” - Donald 'Senile Pedophile’ Trump.

Even CBS and Fox News called out his election lies afterwards, because they don’t want to be sued.

Remember, Fox News had to pay $787.5 million to Dominion in 2023 for spreading election lies about 2020, and Newsmax had to pay $67 million.

President Pedophile slurred and stumbled his way through a meaningless teleprompter presentation filled with empty threats.

2. Anyway, Donald Is In The Epstein Files

The reason that he so desperately needs the SAVE act passed, is to save him from impeachment and prison. He’s all over the Epstein files and everyone knows it. He flew on Epstein’s plane. He was his best friend.

Karoline Leavitt just called the Epstein files a “classic Washington hoax.”

Such a hoax that you and JD Vance had emergency meetings in the Situation Room without Donold to discuss them?

3. God Saw The Odyssey

God saw The Odyssey last night and enjoyed it thoroughly.

They mention Zeus’s Law:

“Treat others as you wish to be treated, for the gods wear disguises.”

Trump’s entire movement depends on breaking that law.

He demands that you look at strangers and see enemies.

Immigrants. Protesters. Journalists.

Liberals. Trans people. Foreigners.

He wants you all to stop seeing each other as human beings.

He’s broken and violated the fragile bonds that uphold society.

But God and Jesus agree with Zeus on this.

Thou shalt treat the stranger well.

Thou shalt fight back against the evil bastards who tell you not to.

Trump is terrified of you having the courage to speak out and go vote.

I am putting all my hope in you.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

LO, today Todd Blanche’s confirmation hearings begin, and Donald is promising a ‘big announcement’ about elections on Thursday night.

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President Shit Whistler says his announcement will concern elections.

He called it “really, really big news,” warned that “our country has to shape up,” and added, “Without free and fair elections, you don’t have a country.”

Shape up? Go fuck yourself, Donald, you cheating bastard. You won’t get away with any of this.

MAGA, being morons, are already celebrating. They think this means the SAVE act will get rammed through and Donald will rule for 1000 years.

Every accusation is a Me-damned confession.

This demonic criminal was president during the 2020 election.

As God remembers it…he lost, incited the January 6 attack on the Capitol, tried to overturn the result, pressured Georgia officials to find him 11,780 votes, got indicted on 13 felony counts for trying to overturn the election in Georgia, and then had to take a mug shot.

Now this indicted election fraudster and adjudicated rapist wants to threaten the rest of America over election integrity? Burn in hell, Donald.

The only thing left protecting Donald from THE EPSTEIN FILES becoming public is Todd Blanche. Therefore, Donald is going to throw everything at this to get it done.

Todd Blanche was his personal lawyer. He defended him in the Fulton County election case. After Ghislaine Maxwell released Donald’s birthday letter to Jeffery Epstein, Todd Blanche met Ghislaine Maxwell and then transferred her into a minimum-security luxury resort prison where she gets puppy time. He’s vowed never to release another Epstein file.

Of course President Pedophile loves him.

Donald wants his own criminal defense attorney controlling the Justice Department while he invents another election conspiracy and prepares to accuse Democrats of cheating when he loses this fall.

He just fired the remaining leaders of the Election Assistance Commission.

Now he’s threatening Americans about elections while his secret police murders innocent fathers every other day. This is not an accident.

What will he do? He’ll rant and rave. He’ll claim he has ‘new evidence.’ He’ll say that both Georgia Senators are illegitimate and should be put in prison. He’ll threaten to declare a ‘state of emergency’ if his SAVE act and Todd Blanche don’t get through.

Their internal polls are obviously showing Donald that his party is going to get utterly annihilated in the midterms this fall. He is DESPERATE.

Oh, so expect them to try to exploit the death of Lindsey Graham to get Todd Blanche confirmed as well. Donald already said it was Lindsey’s dying wish to get the SAVE act passed.

Heinous fuckery!

Heinous fuckery MOST FOUL!

Thou shalt not fall for it.

Todd Blanche is the most infamous pedophile protector yet. He’s the opposite of justice. He’s a criminal and a lackey. His rotten soul is where justice goes to die.

Thou shalt not confirm the president’s personal lawyer to protect the president from the law.

Thou shalt not reward the scumbag currently burying the Epstein files.

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!

God

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Dear Humans,

LO, President Senile Pedophile continues to claim (without evidence) that random ‘vandals’ used pocket knives to cut a football field-length 350 foot slit in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

He’s threatening reporters for telling the truth about it. He’s arrested innocent people over it.

He’s going to declare that Georgia Democratic Senators Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock were “illegitimately elected” in a speech on Thursday night. Meanwhile, the entire political establishment continues to lavish praise on lifelong racist warmonger, Lindsey Graham.

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1. He Drained The Reflecting Pool Again

President Epstein drained the Reflecting Pool again. This momma duck and her baby are looking at the water and thinking “WTF?”

Reminds me of this meme of sad Pablo Escobar from the TV show “Narcos.”

But this isn’t funny.

Because with the help of drunken Judge Jeanine Pirro, Trump is actually prosecuting innocent tourists, curious bystanders, and one former US Olympian for these invented crimes.

ME DAMMIT! He’s responsible for the damage! He literally drove his 10-ton limo on top of it.

He continues to make the fantastical claim that vandals used box cutters to carve out a FOOTBALL FIELD LENGTH GASH in the reflecting pool, under cover of night.

He’s also using the Justice Department to subpoena reporters for telling the truth about Bribe Force One.

GOD IS GOING TO NEED EVERYONE TO START SHOUTING THE TRUTH IN THIS LYING MOTHERFUCKER’S FACE, OKAY? This should be the lead story on Good Morning America. It should be everywhere. This rapist pedophile criminal is prosecuting the innocent to cover up his crimes.

2. Thou Shalt Not ‘Invalidate’ Senators

So because Lindsey Graham died and Mitch McConnell is secretly dead (and hiding it), Trump is down TWO Republican Senators.

This means he won’t be able to get his SAVE America Act passed, which he needs to steal the election so he can avoid prison. He also won’t be able to get Todd Blanche confirmed as Attorney General, which he needs to keep the Epstein Files hidden so he can avoid prison.

So Pedophile Donald sprang into action. He got Lindsey Graham’s sister made into a Senator yesterday.

How does being Lindsey Graham’s sister qualify someone to be a Senator, you ask? Good question. It doesn’t.

Also, it’s being reported that President Lunatic wants to declare in a speech on Thursday night that Democratic Senators Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock were “illegitimately elected.” You can see where he’s going with this.

This bullshit will not stand. Nor will it succeed. It’s just another sign of how desperate Donald is right now.

All God knows is, Democrats need to fight back just as hard.

Governor Andy Beshear should call for a special election…NOW.

If Mitch McConnell is truly alive and well, let him come forth and speak out with a live video.

I was QUITE dismayed to see so many establishment politicians pretending that Lindsey Graham was a good person now that’s he’s dead. Do these clowns think we don’t remember all the things he said and did? These lies of comfort are cowardice. Whatever happened to keeping it a 100?

Thou shalt not whitewash a Senator’s lifelong racism and warmongering.

Thou shalt not whitewash nor ignore the president’s raving lunacy.

You will all be remembered accordingly for your words and deeds.

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Dear Humans,

HOLY SHIT! While you were sleeping, Lindsey Graham dropped dead.

I choose to remember him how he lived — clutching a pink bubble wand at Disney World during a government shutdown.

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HOLY SHIT! Donald Trump has now ruined another American reflecting pool.

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Dear Humans,

I did not expect to write about this today, but I have to:

Fuck Stephen King. Now before you crucify me in the comments, take 2 minutes to read all the things he said yesterday.

Before we b…

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HOLY MOLY! Donald Trump crashed the hell out yesterday when he saw pictures and video of just how empty the crowd was for his big July 4 speech. He also threw the fireworks company under …

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Dear Humans,

HOLY MOLY! Donald Trump tried to hijack America’s birthday for a long, stupid speech about himself on the National Mall.

So naturally, I made it hot. Then I sent lightning and thunder.

Befo…

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Dear Humans,

HARK! It’s July 4th weekend and I’ve been busy smiting Donald Trump with nasty weather. From heat to hail, I’m on this motherfucker like white on rice.

Before we begin, bless the little h…

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Dear Humans,

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It’s just a totally optional little private room for our community to hang out, share news, post memes, show off pets, talk weather, and remember we’re not alone.

Paid supporters get the invite below. If you’re not paid yet, upgrade now and come hang out with us.

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Before you join: if you already have Discord, this should be easy. Click the button below, accept the invite, and start in #start-here.

New to Discord? Download the app here first: Download Discord

Discord may ask you to create a free account and verify your email address before entering the server. That’s normal. Verify your email, then come back here and click the invite again.

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Dear Humans,

HOLY MOLY! Yesterday, Trump’s handpicked Supreme Court declined to hear Trump’s appeal, leaving the $5 million E. Jean Carroll sexual abuse and defamation verdict stand.

Before we begin, …

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