Lo, Scott Jennings tried to do his usual smug Republican war-pundit routine on CNN, and Adam Mockler turned his brain into soup on live TV.

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1. Bless Adam Mockler For BREAKING Scott Jennings’ BRAIN On Live TV

2. Trump HUMILIATES Himself With “Fat” Joke

Also today, we watched Donald get asked whether he should wear a bulletproof vest after multiple assassination attempts, only for him to basically say, “But what if I look chubby?” which is a sentence so vain it should come with bronzer and a mirror.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 7, 2pm ET: Henry Rollins

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

5. Join The Rebellion!

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Are you with us?!?

Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

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Dear Humans,

Lo, yesterday Donald once again bragged about his many cognitive mental examinations.

He also called Joe Biden ‘Sleepy’ again, even though Donald has been falling asleep on the job every week. In the Oval Office. On camera.

He’s so ME-DAMNED stupid…and he doesn’t even know it!

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I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TESTS HE “ACES”

Donald says that anybody running for President or VP should be forced to take a cognitive examination.

Okay, sure. And how about random drug tests, too?

Oh and hey!

People like Donald (candidates) should also have to be evaluated by a psychologist to make sure they’re not a criminally insane pedophile that should’ve been locked away in a federal prison 30 years ago for being a Russian asset.

“I took the Exam three times during my (“THREE!”) Terms as President, and ACED IT ALL THREE TIMES — An Achievement that, even on a single Exam, according to the Doctors, has rarely been done before! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

He’s so proud of this. It’s so sad. He will never be able to grasp what a fool this makes him seem.

He’s also back to claiming he’s been president three (THREE!) times.

Forsooth, he’s so irretrievably stupid.

And he hath enabled a whole generation of morons.

New Commandment

Thou shalt not brag about how many cognitive mental examinations you have ‘aced.’

You’re just reminding us that the people around you keep demanding you take repeated cognitive mental examinations, more than any other president before you.

This is because they have good reason to do so. Anyone can see that there is something deeply wrong with this demented and dying pedophile.

Testify!

And now for something completely different.

Humans, thank you for your kind words for Letters from God.

Join The Rebellion!

God and Jesus are busting their asses day in and day out.

Are you with us?!?

Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

God knows most people will look away, but not you.

We need your help to smite these maniacs and send them back to hell.

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Lo, Donald Trump tried to convince America that James Comey’s seashells were a mob hit, and somehow Alina Habba and Jim Jordan made it even stupider.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched MAGA clowns get fact-checked by the dictionary over the “8647” nonsense, Trump claiming “86” is a mafia murder code, Alina Habba getting laughed at on The View, and Jim Jordan flailing so badly that even Fox News had to ask what the hell Comey is actually being charged with.

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1. MAGA Clowns Get FACT-CHECKED By The Dictionary

2. Alex Pearlman On Trump’s WWE Presidency, Turning Point’s MLM, And Firing Schumer

Comedian Alex Pearlman joined today us to talk about why American politics is basically pro wrestling now, how Turning Point USA operates like a political MLM, why Democrats need to fire Chuck Schumer, Trump’s kayfabe presidency, John Fetterman, Democratic messaging, and why everyone needs to get offline and show up in real life.

Alex was absolutely fantastic. Funny, sharp, human, and somehow able to explain this whole stupid country through the sacred texts of WWE, which makes a shit-ton more sense than anything on cable news.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Lo, Pete Hegseth walked into Congress ready to defend Trump’s Iran war and got HUMILIATED with basic arithmetic.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched Hegseth get grilled over the cost of Trump’s war, the price of gas, the price of food, the Strait of Hormuz disaster, and why nobody in this clown car can answer a simple math question.

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1. Bless The Reps Who HUMILIATED Pete Hegseth With Basic Math

2. John Fugelsang On Trump’s Fake Christianity, Pope Leo, And The War On Jesus

Also today, joined us to talk about Trump’s fake Christianity, Pope Leo, Christian nationalism, Trump threatening war on Easter, MAGA melting down whenever someone directly quotes Jesus, and why these people aren’t really fighting the Pope. They’re fighting Jesus.

John was absolutely fantastic, as always. Funny, sharp, human, and somehow still sane. And he’s got a nice head of hair, too!

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

HARK! Bless King Charles III, who came to the United States and trolled the ever loving shit out of fascists DJ Trump and JD Vance.

That’s right, after 250 years, the King of England returned to save democracy in the United States of America.

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King: ‘No Kings’

While God has never been a fan of the monarchy, I have watched all 22,000 hours of The Crown. I understand that sometimes royals do good things. Sometimes evil things. This was a good thing.

King Charles took the time to remind Americans of their history involving something or other about not having a king? Has anyone ever heard of this?

KING CHARLES III: "Executive power is subject to checks and balances."

And then King Charles got a standing ovation when he praised NATO and said:

"that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine"

God isn’t sure why Republicans in Congress stood and clapped for defending a NATO ally when their president wants to destroy NATO.

In any event, JD Vance looked like he suddenly tasted a big pile of pig shit in his mouth.

He knows his boss Vladimir Putin is always watching.

Afterwards, the White House twitter account tried to cast Donald as a king.

The King’s speech was so powerful, Kid Rock was scuttled to address service members in the Pentagon.

God doesn’t know what he said.

Or maybe God doesn’t want to know.

But God is sure it was stupid as fuck.

“Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy, Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie.” - Kid Rock

But while the King of England was busy reminding Americans about their democratic past, the Department of State announced they are putting Trump’s picture on U.S. passports.

THIS.

IS.

FASCISM.

THIS IS HEINOUS FUCKERY!

HEINOUS FUCKERY MOST FOUL!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not let Donald Trump build a ballroom and a Trump arch and put his name on The Kennedy Center and his face on your passports when he is the worst and stupidest and most evil pedophile president in the history of the United States.

Americans! Wake up! It’s your 250th birthday party soon.

You wanna know the best and funniest thing you could do to celebrate?

REVOLUTION!

Join The Rebellion!

Donald and his billionaire friends are buying all corporate media.

He’s going after the comedians. He’s making examples of us to scare you.

He wants to silence me. He wants to silence you. He wants to silence everyone…forever.

He doesn’t want anyone telling the truth or mocking him. Ever.

But we ain’t going out like that.

If you want to give Donald the middle finger, then support our independent media today.

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Lo, Donald Trump got mad at Jimmy Kimmel for joking that Melania might become a widow. Then Donald stood in front of King Charles and made the same joke himself.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched Donald humiliate Melania in public, zoomed in on her death stare reaction, and asked the obvious question:

Why is it a national scandal when a comedian says it, but totally fine when Donald says it directly to his own wife?

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1. Donald HUMILIATES Melania In Front of KING CHARLES!!!

2. Dean Obeidallah On Trump’s Assault On Comedy

Also today, joined us to talk about Trump’s assault on comedy, the FCC threatening ABC, Jimmy Kimmel refusing to shut up, and why authoritarians always come for the people who mock them.

Dean was fantastic, as always!

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 29, 2pm ET: John Fugelsang

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, the Republicans are now out in force seriously trying to get you to pay for Donald’s vanity golden Epstein ballroom.

They reduced security on purpose at the White House Press Dinner, in the hopes that something would happen. After you take a look at the evidence, let me know if you agree down in the comments.

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FOX REPORTERS CAUGHT JOKING ABOUT NO SECURITY AT THE DOOR!

Fox reporters were caught on a hot mic joking about the security at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

“They have like two random chicks holding the front door open.

Like guys, they’re not even trying anymore...they’re not even secret service people.”

“They’re not even trying anymore.”

Exactly.

They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.

The Washington Post confirm that security was — for some reason — extremely lax for the White House Press Correspondents Dinner.

After multiple assassination attempts, they didn’t have anyone working the front door?

It’s almost like Donald let it happen on purpose. There are no shortage of crazy Americans ready to pounce on such an event.

FORSOOTH, there’s always at least 5 dudes in Washington, D.C. at any given time, hiding out in their hotel rooms, stroking their guns and waiting for their moment to strike. This is America.

With that in mind. they clearly let it happen. So they could exploit the aftermath. You know, like 9/11.

And now a day later, the Republican Pedophile Party is officially demanding FOUR HUNDRED MILLION of your tax dollars to pay for Donald’s Epstein Ballroom.

Remember, Donald suddenly bulldozed THE EAST WING so he could build this ballroom. He swore up and down that it wouldn’t cost a single dime of taxpayer money.

SPOILER ALERT: He lied.

But Americans aren’t as stupid as we are led to believe. He’s already lost another 2 points on his approval rating since the alleged assassination attempt.

God has seen the comments throughout the Internet.

People have an innate ability to sense shenanigans, chicanery, and other such tomfoolery.

Or as we say up in Heaven…

HEINOUS FUCKERY! HEINOUS FUCKERY MOST FOUL!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not let a shooting happen so that you can guilt-trip the American people into spending $400 million on a golden pleasure palace for an 80-year-old pedophile.

Whew, these commandments are getting really specific and fucked up.

He Wants To Silence Us

Him and his billionaire friends are buying all corporate media.

He’s going after the comedians.

He wants to silence all dissent.

He doesn’t want anyone telling the truth, questioning his narratives, or mocking his purple hand bruises.

But we ain’t going out like that. If you want to give Donald the middle finger, then support independent media today.

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Lo, Melania Trump has now declared war on Jimmy Kimmel because he made an amazing joke about her. They believe comedy is violence unless Donald is the one doing it.

So tonight on The God Show, Jesus and I break down Melania’s ridiculous meltdown, Trump’s demand that ABC fire Kimmel, and the hilarious attempt to pretend a joke from last week caused events that happened afterward, because time itself is now fake news.

Also today, we covered Donald’s 60 Minutes disaster, where one question made him go full Nixon on national television.

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1. Melania FREAKS Out Over AMAZING Jimmy Kimmel Joke

2. Bless The 60 Minutes Question That Made Trump Go Full Nixon

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 28, 2pm ET: Dean Obeidallah

• April 29, 2pm ET: John Fugelsang

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, last night Donold John Trump went on 60 Minutes and blurted out “I am not a pedophile!”

God looked upon this, and saw that it was funny. And so I have provided the video of this hilarious historical event, as well as an image that lays out the key exchange. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

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TRUMP GOES FULL NIXON!

Whether it’s a panic-stricken Melania suddenly denying she ever met Epstein, or a panic-stricken Donald desperately denying he’s a pedophile, it’s VERY CLEAR the Epstein files ain’t gonna go away.

NIXON (1973): “I am not a crook.”

TRUMP (2026): “I am not a pedophile. I am not a rapist.”

But the absolute best part was when Norah O’Donnell said:

“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”

Donald is a disgrace for continuing to say he was “totally exonerated” when:

• His administration broke the law when they violated the Epstein Transparency Act, heavily redacting and covering up the files.

• Credible allegations were released by Pam Bondi’s DOJ against Donald Trump from a 13-year-old girl.

• He attacked Iran that weekend.

• He fired Pam Bondi before she was supposed to testify.

• He is openly planning on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell.

• He is an adjudicated rapist.

New Commandments

Thou shalt mock Donald John “I am not a pedophile!” Trump for the rest of his days!

Thou shalt not let fascist bots gaslight you! Thou shalt never give up hope!

Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

Trump and his MAGA billionaires can buy the media. They can try to distract. But the Epstein files ain’t going away. And neither are we.

If you want to give Donald the middle finger today, then support the voices he can’t control. The people telling the truth when corporate media won’t.

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Dear Humans,

As you’ve heard by now, last night there was a shooter at the White House Press Correspondents dinner.

While I had nothing to do with keeping Trump safe last night, I did find all the best videos and images to break it down for you. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

It’s mind-blowing stuff…even for the Internet.

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DETECTIVE GOD IS ON THE CASE!

When I heard this happened, I strangely wasn’t that shocked.

My first thought was to remember this headline I read a few days ago. Trump’s White House was planning a “mic-drop moment” at the dinner.

Welp. We got one, didn’t we?

I shit thee not, right before the shooting, Karoline Leavitt said “shots will be fired tonight.”

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event:

“There will be some shots fired tonight.”

Then the actual moment comes where gunshots are fired. And they just let Donald sit there for a while while everyone else runs out screaming.

He just sits there and watches them run out.

Cowardly Stephen Miller hid behind his pregnant wife to escape. At no point did he consider sacrificing himself for his wife and unborn child.

Afterwards, Donald came out and used the shooting to make the case for his Epstein ballroom. How convenient this was for him! After all, we all know Donald is obsessed with funneling billions of dollars into his bank accounts in Qatar via the ballroom project.

Along with the Russian bot networks, the right wing immediately and uniformly pivoted to making this about Donald’s Epstein ballroom.

FORSOOTH, the entire effort was so coordinated and scripted, one might be forgiven for wondering if this was all planned beforehand.

I forgot that Meghan McCain blocked Me on Twitter. I see she is still caping for President Pedophile.

Hmm, what was the situation with that ballroom anyway? Why is Donald so upset about it? That he would so quickly use this shooting to focus on it?

OHHH! That’s right, he crashed out 10 days ago because a judge righteously blocked his Epstein ballroom from being built!

Gee wiz, what a coincidence this all is!

Sure seems convenient for what Donald wants most in the world for his 80th birthday, a big beautiful ballroom boondoggle!

Also, Donald’s approval numbers sit at 33%.

He’s totally underwater!

Another assassination attempt sure could prove useful for helping him stabilize those terrible numbers!

Hey, it’s worked before!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not attend the White House Correspondents Dinner and claim to be an ally to anyone but thyself.

Thou shalt not dine with fascist pedophiles!

Thou shalt not pretend you suddenly care about shootings!

Thou shalt not use thy pregnant wife as a human shield!

Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

Trump and his MAGA billionaires can buy the media. They can try to distract. But the Epstein files ain’t going away. And neither are we.

If you want to give Donald the middle finger today, then support the voices he can’t control. The people telling the truth when corporate media won’t.

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Lo, drunken moron Pete Kegsbreth got trolled with questions from TMZ in the Pentagon press room…and moments later delivered one of the most unholy prayers ever recorded:

“God continue to breast our warriors.”

BEHOLD!

1. Drunken Moron Prays “God Continue To Breast Our Warriors”

2. Your Reviews Are In!

For those readers of Letters from God who might not prefer videos, please hang in there with us. I was very good this week at posting my daily blessings and smites! I hope you enjoyed those.

I also want to take a moment to thank everyone for supporting our new YouTube channel for The God Show.

We’ve been getting so many heartfelt, lovely comments!

We are so happy to be able to offer you laughter and hope.🥹

We’re almost at 17 thousand subscribers, and gaining several hundred a day!

Thanks for the blessings! God got back into my hot tub for 10k subscribers, what should I do when we reach 20k subscribers? 🥹

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 28, 2pm ET: Dean Obeidallah

• April 29, 2pm ET: John Fugelsang

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Good morning. Thank you for being here. Mainstream media is owned by MAGA billionaires. But they don’t own us. You’re the reason this newsletter still exists and reaches over 150,000 people every single day. If you can, please consider joining today as a paid subscriber.

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And now it’s time for God’s daily blessings and SMITES!

1. BLESSINGS

Bless the 22-year-old medical student from Northern India, identified as Sam, who hilariously admitted to creating an AI-generated conservative influencer named Emily Hart. Sam said he made thousands of dollars a month by targeting the "MAGA crowd," whom he described as "dumb" and easy to fool. Amen. 🙏

This is Morante de la Puebla - known as the “King of Bullfighters,” very clearly losing a bullfight. Bless this bull for sticking his horn up this asshole’s asshole.

Me bless this little turtle. You’re beautiful, buddy!

2. SMITES

And now it’s time to smite!

SMITE nepo-baby Eric Trump, who bragged on Fox that Daddy got him a new $24 million Pentagon deal.

On the same day as this, Trump’s DOJ arrested a soldier for betting on Maduro’s removal. Meanwhile, Donald continues to make billions by using his war to rig the stock market.

It’s next-level evil and corruption. What else would we expect from the people who robbed a children’s cancer charity?

SMITE every member of the Oversight Committee who wants to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell. God suggests doing some oversight of the Oversight Committee, which is clearly packed with pedophiles.

SMITE Donald for snapping at reporters for asking valid questions, such as:

“What do you say to the American people who question how much longer this will take? Obviously you know they’re having higher gas prices?”

SMITE Sleepy Donald for falling asleep on the job.

SMITE the tech company Palantir! Their leaders are hellbent on world domination. Their CEO is evil, insane, and on bad drugs.

Palantir is so hideously evil, even their own employees are starting to wonder if they’re the baddies. The answer? YES! FUCKING YES!

3. God’s New Commandment

Thou shalt fire Eric Trump into the Sun. It’s the logical next step in NASA’s rejuvenated Space program.

Skip landing on the Moon again. Launch Eric Trump into the Sun.

Make it so!

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!

Love,

God

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Lo, Howard Nutlick got hit with an Epstein question and instantly turned into a puddle of evasive bullshit. So today on The God Show, Jesus and I break down Madeline Dean wrecking him in public, Trump planning to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell, and the cover-up getting more obvious by the second.

Watch it here:

Also today, we dropped our interview with JL Cauvin about why MAGA keeps doubling down, what he learned running for office, and how these freaks never stop digging.

Watch it here:

This is why we’re here.

Because these fascist bastards think they can lie, stall, dodge, and protect each other forever without consequences.

They can’t.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Donald crashed out over the Virginia election result and lo, it’s hilarious. It’s glorious. It’s hilariglorious.

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1. BLESSINGS

Bless the voters of Virginia, who not only thwarted Donald’s plans for a 100 vote majority, they caused his brain to spontaneously combust. This passage was so chock full of schadenfreude, I actually read it out loud. And oh, how I laughed. 😂

Yes, Donald had one of his activist MAGA judges ‘block’ the will of the voters in Virginia yesterday. But don’t you worry, dear humans. He will be overruled quickly. It’s just more pathetic squirming from the fascists, meant to steal joy from thy victory. Don’t fall for it. They simply cannot believe that Democrats are finally fighting back.

Bless Obama being happy for once whilst Trump is FURIOUS. This is the change in the world I want to see.

Bless AOC for this response to Republicans who are outraged (OUTRAGED!!!) that Democrats actually have the temerity to fight back.

Bless this poll from Fox Business, which shows that Trump has a Nixon-impeachment level approval rating of 33%.

I repeat, this is a poll shown on FOX BUSINESS. This is a significant drop of 5-7 points from where he was just a couple of months ago.

Did something happen? 🤔

2. SMITES

And now it’s time to smite!

Smite the Washington Post ‘Editorial Board.’

Just look at how they respond when Republicans gerrymander vs. when Democrats do it.

Can thou sayest double standard?!?

Smite Trump’s F.B.I., which investigated a journalist for the crime of writing an article on FBI Chief Kash Patel.

Smite Trump, who is planning on using the White House Correspondents’ Associating dinner this Sunday to attack the news media.

Why would anyone attend this? If you dine with a Nazi, you’re a Nazi.

Finally, smite this photo that Trump took with the Georgia Women’s Tennis team.

Why are all the men standing in front and totally dominating the photo?

3. How You Can Make Trump’s Brain Explode

Do you want to make Trump’s brain explode?

Then do the things he doesn’t want you to do. Be happy. Be hopeful. Make plans to vote and bring a friend. Support the voices he can’t control. The people telling the truth when corporate media won’t.

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Trump and his MAGA billionaires are giddy about buying CNN and Twitter and CBS and, well, they’re buying the entire media. They never stop gloating about it.

But we can defeat them. Together.

Love,

God

Lo, drunkard Kash Patel got hit with a simple question about whether he’s ever been drunk on the job and couldn’t answer. Then pedo-protector Todd Blanche leapt in and got wrecked by reporters as well. BEHOLD:

Also today, we dropped a fascinating new interview with Jared Yates Sexton about Trump’s latest meltdown, Christian nationalism, cowardice, and why what comes after MAGA will be even worse:

Please watch, like, comment, and subscribe on YouTube. Every click helps us grow this thing without begging tech billionaires for permission.

Love,

God

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In case you missed this morning’s Letter from God:

Dear Humans,

Lo and behold, Democrats secured a major win in Virginia! And AOC tore RFK Jr. into shreds. You love to see it.

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1. BLESSINGS

Bless AOC, who ripped RFK, Jr. a new anus before, during and after a hearing on Tuesday.

God hopes this brilliant and brave individual runs for president soon.

This is God’s favorite picture.

It’s very New York.

She’s like, “Hey JFK Jr., I’m walking here! Go fuck your mother!”

And lo, bless the voters in Virginia who approved a redistricting measure backed by Democrats yesterday.

This measure will add 4 more Dem. seats that could decide who controls Congress.

President Barack Obama celebrated the news online. It does your heart good.

King Donald the Idiot started this gerrymandering fight, and now he’s getting his ass handed to him on a golden platter.

He has to pay back the tariffs he stole and he’ll never win the Peace Prize.

And there’s a new poll by American Research Group that shows Trump’s popularity has fallen all the way to 32%.

32!

THIRTY-TWO PERCENT.

2. SMITES

And now it’s time to smite!

First, smite Tucker Carlson, for thinking he can just apologize for foisting Trump on the world and move on with his life.

God is not impressed. God is not swayed. God is enraged.

God remembers all the evil you hath done and said for Tangerine Palpatine.

So you can stuff your sorry’s in a sack, mister.

God knows you’re still a white supremacist psychopath who will probably support Nick Fuentes for president next.

Get fucked, Tucker.

Second today, smite Iran’s Lego videos.

While they’ve gone mega-viral for repeatedly (and accurately) calling Donald a pedophile to the world, God must smite their nonstop use of AI.

We get it. You know how to use AI prompts, keep the Strait of Hormuz closed, and drive Donald so insane his aides lock him out of meetings.

But what else do you got?

How about giving the A.I. a rest?

Maybe try sock puppets? Or perhaps a ventriloquist dummy? That could be fun. Think about it, Iran.

3. How To Give Donald The Middle Finger

Pete Kegsbreth is quoting Pulp Fiction as the Bible, RFK, Jr. eats raccoon penis, and Trump keeps using war to milk the markets.

No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves.

That means supporting the voices he can’t control. The comedians. The satirists. The journalists. The people telling the truth when no one else will.

Letters from God is divine comedy with a mission. Every post is a middle finger to fascism and a lifeline for people who still believe in truth and laughter.

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He’s trying to silence the comedians. Flip him the bird today.

Love,

God

Fresh out of today’s live, we just posted three new videos to YouTube, and lo, they are delicious.

First up is the one that made our audience happiest, because sometimes it’s nice to watch a smug extremist get absolutely flattened in public:

1. Bless Waj Ali For DESTROYING Pete Hegseth’s Pastor To His FACE

Waj did not let that hateful little goblin off the hook for one second.

BEHOLD! It’s glorious.

2. Draft Dodger Claims He Would’ve Won Vietnam

Then we have Donald Trump, draft dodger extraordinaire, claiming he would’ve won Vietnam.

Yes, he really said that. Yes, he’s that forking stupid. Yes, we roasted him.

3. Donald Admits He’s Terrified Of Falling Down The Stairs

From his lips to My Ears!

4. Tucker Carlson Begs For Forgiveness And God Absolutely Loses It

Tucker Carlson is suddenly very sorry for helping unleash this nightmare, and I reacted exactly as any reasonable deity would:

These Christian nationalist freaks think they can lie, cheat, threaten, and humiliate this country forever without consequences.

They can’t.

This is why we’re here.

Love,

God

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Happy 4/20!

Lo, The Onion has bought InfoWars! This is one of the funniest and most beautiful things I have ever seen. BEHOLD:

Also today, a bike thief got instantly smote.

Instant karma’s gonna get you…

We hope you enjoy our video offerings today!

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, the American people are getting sick of this demented criminal’s bullshit.

That’s why Donald’s approval just sank to 37%, with 63% of Americans disapproving and 50% strongly disapproving. On Iran, only a third say he’s doing a good job. Meanwhile, even his staff didn’t trust him to stay in the room during a military rescue crisis.

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1. President Criminal’s Polls Are In Hell

This is what happens to your polls when you’re a pedo and everyone knows it.

Americans are watching gas prices rise, watching chaos spread, and watching this senile jackass lurch from threat to threat like a drunk with the nuclear codes.

The new NBC News poll has him at 63% disapproval overall. Should be 100% disapproval.

The people have spoken, and their message is simple: this shit sucks.

2. Even His Own People Don’t Trust Him

And lo, here is the part that should terrify everyone: according to the Wall Street Journal, during the rescue mission for two downed U.S. airmen in Iran, Mister Donald was not included in the meeting and instead received updates by phone.

Why? Because he was raging for hours, screaming about gas prices, Jimmy Carter, and how failure might destroy his presidency.

The commander-in-chief was so unstable they had to manage him like a problem child at a wedding.

He’s been so bad. he’s even lost white supremacist Laura Ingraham.

3. Stop Pretending This Is Normal

Corporate media keeps treating this like ordinary politics, as though we are merely discussing tax incentives, not a deranged criminal melting down in the middle of a war he personally started.

This is not normal. It’s pure panic.

Even members of Congress are now openly saying he is “not well” and calling for action because the danger is no longer hypothetical.

Enough!

Enough pretending this is just another presidency.

Remove him from office before he blows up the whole planet.

Thanks,

God

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RFK Jr. got absolutely WRECKED in Congress today.

In this episode of The God Show, God reacts as members of Congress tear RFK Jr. apart over his lies, his deranged comments about Black children, Trump’s obvious instability, the Kid Rock hot tub video, and one of the strangest raccoon penis stories ever told in a hearing.

BEHOLD:

These Christian nationalist freaks think they can lie, cheat, threaten, and humiliate this country forever without consequences.

They can’t.

This is why we’re here.

Love,

God

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