Have you seen Trump get triggered over gas prices? Bless the reporter who broke his brain! 😂

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1. Bless The Reporter Who Made Trump SNAP Over Gas Prices!

Watch the crash out with Jesus and me as Trump rants about dirt, dodges the actual question, and gets big mad at a reporter for asking about something Americans actually care about.

2. Bless Justin Pearson For His EPIC Speech Against GOP Redistricting!

Also today, Tennessee State Representative Justin Pearson delivered a powerful speech against the GOP’s racist redistricting scheme. He reminded them that voting rights were paid for in blood, and no matter what they do, “we are still here.”

3. Tennessee Congressional Candidate Michaela Barnett Reminds Us Why We FIGHT!

Finally, Tennessee congressional candidate Michaela Barnett joined us to talk about GOP gerrymandering, Trump’s election scheme, and why Tennessee has become the testing ground for the worst ideas Republicans want to export nationwide.

4. When It Seems Impossible

There will be times when the struggle seems impossible.

I know you’re scared. We all are.

They want us all depressed, silenced, and terrified.

But lo, that’s why this little corner of the internet exists.

Our community of angels is here to help you through it all. Whether it’s God breaking into song, blessing you with memes, or flat-out spitting truth, this glorious newsletter is the place where comedy and truth fights back.

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Dear Humans,

HARK! Pope Leo has appeared in full holy robes wearing fresh white Nikes.

I do not know whether these are Nike Franchise Lows, Air Pontifexes, or the unreleased Christ Force Ones. All I know is this Pope is pretty hype.

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1. Bless Pope Leo For Stunting On These Fascist Hoes

President Moron has attacked the Pope for being “weak on crime” and “wanting Iran to have a Nuke.”

It’s not working. Pope Leo is more popular than ever and Donald “I’m not a pedophile” Trump is more unpopular than ever.

In the court of public opinion, Pope Leo is effortlessly dunking on the antichrist.

2. Bless Mark Hamill For Triggering The White House

In other news. the White House freaked out because Mark Hamill posted a meme about Trump losing, being convicted, and living long enough to be humiliated. That’s right. The White House is officially going after Luke Skywalker.

This post from the White House was the real crime.

Poor Baby Yoda. 😟

Kidnapped by Darth Pedophilus.

3. Smite This Golden Idol Of Donold

Meanwhile, Trump is bragging about a giant gold statue of himself at Doral.

A golden idol.

At a golf resort.

Thou couldst not make this shit up, and believe Me, I’ve tried.

4. This Is Why We Mock Them

Trump wants to be worshipped.

His White House wants him rendered in gold, guarded by Baby Yoda, and for comedy to be illegal.

Too bad.

Because mockery breaks the spell.

It reminds people that these are not holy men. They’re not strongmen. They’re not chosen by God.

They’re weird little frauds building golden idols to a rotting game-show host.

And I’m here to keep mocking them until the spell breaks for good.

5. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• "Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!" - Christine

• ""You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!" — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

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We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Have you heard about Donald Trump’s latest grift? He’s selling crappy gold phones to his MAGA base called the T1. Thing is, the Trump phones were supposed to be delivered last year. AND MAGA ALREADY PAID FOR THEM!

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1. MAGA Gets Fooled By The Trump Phone!

Watch the crash out with Jesus and me, and stay tuned in for a comedian’s epic take down of a relentless Trump supporter heckler.

2. Henry Rollins joins God and Jesus!

Also today we were thrilled to be joined by punk rock legend Henry Rollins! Henry rarely sits down for podcast interviews, but when he saw The God Show, he knew he had to make an exception for this one! The interview gets deep fast. From drug-free rebellion and punk ethics to Iran, war, billionaires, the Pope, Trump, karma, and queer love, Henry goes off on the current state of the world.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 8, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

• May 20, 2pm ET: Visibility Brigade returns

4. Join The Rebellion!

God and Jesus are busting their asses day in and day out.

Are you with us?!?

Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

God knows most people will look away, but not you.

We need your help to smite these maniacs and send them back to hell.

Join our team today as either a free or paid subscriber. It helps and it matters!

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Dear Humans,

Lo, Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged suicide note has finally been unsealed, and I have one question:

Why the hell does it sound EXACTLY like Donald Trump?

“They investigated me for months — FOUND NOTHING!!!”

“It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye.”

“Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!”

“NO FUN — NOT WORTH IT!!”

My very first reaction was that this looks and sounds exactly like a Truth Social post written by one Donald John Trump.

So I looked through his posts and…HOLY SHIT.

Buckle up, God found something.

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1. FOUND NOTHING!!!

The alleged note says:

“They investigated me for months - FOUND NOTHING!!!”

Now behold Donald Trump on Truth Social:

Donald John Trump wrote:

“The reason they made this criminal move was because it proved, conclusively, that I DID NOTHING WRONG!”

And then behold him again:

Donald John Trump wrote:

“Justice finally won out. I did absolutely nothing wrong.”

It’s the same exact turn of phrase every time, often shouted in all-caps.

This is not complicated.

So when Epstein’s alleged suicide note opens with “They investigated me” and “FOUND NOTHING!!!,” I’m sorry, but God’s holy bullshit detector doesn’t just start beeping.

It fucking explodes.

2. NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!

Then the alleged note ends with:

“NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!”

Behold Trump on Truth Social:

Trump wrote:

“He’s just another GRANDSTANDER, who’s too much trouble, and not worth the fight.”

The alleged note says:

“NOT WORTH IT!!”

Trump says:

“not worth the fight.”

That’s the same exact phrase and mental thought process, again!

Then behold Trump again:

Trump wrote:

“It might be fun or, it might not, but you will be the first to know!”

So the alleged note says:

“NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!”

Like the toddler he is, Trump is constantly deciding what is ‘fun’ or not.

Was it fun?

Was it worth it?

Did I get away with it?

Are you starting to see the pattern?

3. The Handwriting Looks Wrong Too

And then there’s the handwriting.

Behold with thine own eyeballs a signed note from Epstein versus the alleged suicide note.

The signed Epstein handwriting sample looks smooth, rounded, and fluid.

The alleged “suicide note” looks jagged, cramped, broken apart, and weird as hell.

Oh and again, it sounds exactly like one of Trump’s deranged Truth Social posts.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

4. God’s Final Word

Donald John Trump did not want this thing coming out.

This note was dragged into public view after The New York Times petitioned the court and a federal judge finally unsealed it. It’d been sitting inside a case connected to Epstein’s former cellmate for many years.

None of this is normal. But corporate media will act like I’m the crazy one for pointing out these glaring red flags.

This is what happens when Daddy Billionaire expects the rest of us to ignore what anyone can plainly see.

Corporate media will always try to turn the obvious into nothing burgers. They will say it “raises questions.” They will say people are “speculating.” And then they will ask 6 Trump supporters at a Waffle House what they think.

NO.

I’m here to smite their lies…and I’m ready to fight!!!

5. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• "Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!" - Christine

• ""You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!" — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

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If you are able and would prefer to support our mission at full price:

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We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Lo, Melania tried to convince America that Donald Trump has empathy, the crowd laughed at him, and somehow that was only the beginning of the madness.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched Melania attempt the impossible, then broke down Trump’s $1 billion ballroom scam and all the times he promised it would cost taxpayers absolutely nothing.

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1. Melania Humiliates Donald In Public & His $1 Billion Ballroom Scam Explodes

2. Ellie Leonard Spills Epstein And Melania SECRETS

Also today, investigator Ellie Leonard joined us for one of the wildest conversations we’ve had yet, covering Trump’s Epstein panic, Melania’s strange public appearance, Ghislaine Maxwell’s leverage, Michael Wolff’s Epstein ties, and why corporate media still refuses to say the obvious damn thing out loud.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 7, 2pm ET: Henry Rollins

• May 8, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all! In case you missed my morning letter, today marked our 2 year birthday on Substack.

5. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• “Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!” - Christine

• “”You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!” — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

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If you are able and would prefer to support our mission at full price:

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We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Today marks the two-year anniversary of Letters from God. Two years ago, I lit a candle in the dark. And I have to confess; I didn’t think anyone would listen. But you did.

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1. Two Years of Divine Fury

In this last two years, over 152,000 of you have shown up.

Not just to laugh, but to fight for truth and goodness in a time of lies and evil.

We might not live to see our victory…and yet…here we are, and we’re ready to fight.

They may have the billionaires, and they may buy all the cable and streaming networks.

But we have the truth, Me-dammit!

And we have each other. And when the truth is shouted loud and long enough, it burns through their lies like a holy flame.

Our enemies are Confederate Nazi Soviets in word and deed. A screaming mob of frothing morons formed from all of history’s worst evils.

So we must be formed from all of history’s greatest heroes.

The abolitionists. The truth-tellers. The artists. We are all the Jedi.

We must continue to scream the truth louder than the monsters ever imagined, until the power of this corrupt gang of cowards is broken forever.

2. The World Is Watching

I’m still writing my morning Letters from God, and I hope you enjoy those!

But in case you missed it, Jesus and I have been going live every day at 2pm ET as well. We talk about the news, sing karaoke, and interview incredible guests like Danielle Moodie, Wajahat Ali, Ellie Leonard, Steve Hofstetter, Lewis Black, John Fugelsang and more.

We’ve grown to over 18,000 subscribers on YouTube in just the last month, and thanks to your support, we continue to hire more creatives and editors.

This community also raised over $10,000 for Feeding America this year, helping provide over 100,000 meals to people in need. The power of God singing karaoke should never be underestimated.

3. God’s Final Word

I didn’t think this would work.

How glad I am to know how wrong I was.

I am not alone. Far from it. We are the majority.

And if some have fallen silent, it’s our job to dust them off and help them get back into the fight. Just like I do every damn day.

Because truth, love, hope, empathy, and kindness are worth fighting for.

I’ve asked a lot of wise people if America can ever be saved. Many say no.

I have resolved that this is exactly what the fascists want you to believe. Therefore, I will do the opposite.

So I say: Yes.

I believe. I have to believe.

And if you're still here with God now, you believe too.

You’re stepping into the circle.

This was Year Two.

Year Three, we fight back even harder.

Because they cannot win.

4. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• “Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!” - Christine

• “”You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!” — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Get 20% off for 1 year

If you are able and would prefer to support our mission at full price:

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We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

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Lo, Jeff Bezos tried to enjoy his little billionaire prom and got a RUDE FU***ING AWAKENING.

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1. Bless these Amazon workers!

Today Jesus and I watched Amazon workers crash the Met Gala, Chris Smalls call out Bezos, and workers hold their own, much cooler gala.

“If we built it, we can tear it down.” - 72-year-old Amazon worker Mary Hill

Can I get a freaking amen?!

2. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 7, 2pm ET: Henry Rollins

• May 8, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

3. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

4. Join The Rebellion!

God and Jesus are busting their asses day in and day out.

Are you with us?!?

Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

God knows most people will look away, but not you.

We need your help to smite these maniacs and send them back to hell.

Join our team today as either a free or paid subscriber. It helps and it matters!

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Dear Humans,

Lo, while billionaires gathered at the Met Gala to pretend they have class or culture, Amazon workers showed up outside to remind everyone what really funds their costume party.

Piss bottles.

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1. The Workers Crashed The Party

Jeff Bezos paid $10 million to attend this year’s rich scumbag costume ball.

And lo, Amazon workers said: absolutely fucking not.

The Met Gala wanted to turn Bezos into a patron of the arts.

Amazon workers turned him back into the Lex Luther villain he is.

Behold, Chris Smalls and Amazon workers outside the Met Gala, reminding America who really built Bezos’ empire.

And behold, Mary Hill, a 72-year-old Amazon worker, projected onto Bezos’ $120 million penthouse like the ghost of human decency past.

2. The Workers Held A Better Gala Anyway

Amazon, Whole Foods, and Washington Post workers held their own fashion show called the “Ball Without Billionaires.”

And lo, it ruled.

The people walking this show were organizers who fight for better working conditions, fair pay, and rights for pregnant workers. Their looks were designed by immigrant designers.

Their message was simple:

Workers deserve dignity.

3. God’s Final Word

Bless the Amazon workers who are fighting back!

Amazon web services power ICE and CBP.

Amazon donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration.

Amazon backed away from showing tariff costs after Trump called Bezos.

Amazon paid $40 million for the Melania ‘documentary,’ with reports of another $35 million for marketing. So a $75 million bribe.

And now Amazon is going to reboot The Apprentice with cokehead Don Jr. as the host.

And that is why independent media matters.

Corporate media will rank the outfits, and say don’t the CELEBRITIES JUST LOOK SOOOO CUTE!

OH MY GAWD TO DIE FOR!

Corporate media will never tell you the simple truth.

So I will.

The United States of America right now is a klepto-pedo corpo-fascist christian-nationalist dystopian nightmare with a megalomaniacal pedophile for a president.

I’m here to bless the workers and mock the oligarchy.

I’m here to remind the billionaires that Jesus is very much not down with infinite income inequality.

I’m here to smite their lies…and I’m ready to fight.

4. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• "Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!" - Christine

• ""You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!" — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Get 20% off for 1 year

If you are able and would prefer to support our mission at full price:

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We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Behold, Donald Trump’s core base is quietly jumping ship, and he’s too busy plotting constitutional chaos to notice.

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1. Donold’s Polls Are Lower Than Any Presidents EVER!:

2. And He MELTS DOWN Over Rudy Nearly Dead:

Meanwhile, Donald Trump is now blaming Democrats for Rudy Giuliani being in critical condition, because apparently Father Time is a radical left lunatic now.

Jesus reports from Four Seasons Total Landscaping on Rudy’s hospitalization:

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 7, 2pm ET: Henry Rollins

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have not yet begun to fight!

5. Join The Rebellion!

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• “Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!” - Christine

• “”You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!” — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Get 20% off for 1 year

If you are able and would prefer to support our mission at full price:

Give a gift subscription

We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, and the Lord saw what the kids were doing and said “the kids are alright.”

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1. The Kids Are Alright

For decades, survivors, journalists, filmmakers, Leah Remini, South Park, Anonymous, and every person with a functioning bullshit detector have warned the world about Scientology.

None of it slowed them down for even a second.

Lo, and then in 2026, a bunch of TikTok kids in broccoli haircuts came along and said, “Broh, what if we just ran up inside and filmed it?”

The trend is called “speed-running.”

The goal is simple: run into a Scientology building, film the weirdness, see how far you can get, and escape.

HARK! I say unto thee: sometimes civilization advances because one brave idiot in a hot dog costume chooses chaos.

I would know.

Behold, a 9 minute montage of kids speed-running the Scientology building.

2. They Shut Down The Recruitment Funnel

Scientology’s Hollywood street-level scam depends on open doors, smiling greeters, fake personality tests, and luring lost souls into their cult.

A normal person walking down Hollywood Boulevard ends up being told their sadness can be cured if they just hand over their wallet and submit to space therapy from Tom Cruise until death or bankruptcy by Act of Xenu.

So bless these TikTok kids for forcing the dangerous Scientology cult to lock doors and remove their handles.

That’s all it took to shutdown their entire L.A. scam factory.

And behold, that shit is funny as hell.

3. God’s Final Word

This is bigger than Scientology, of course. Republicans have already tried speed-running the government. It was called January 6.

Well, now progressive people need to speed-run the entire pedo-kleptocracy establishment and shut them down, too.

Americans are drowning in cult logic and have been for some time now.

Worship the pedophilic leader! Ignore the abuse! Attack the survivors! Never question anything, peasant! You will watch what we tell you to watch! You will listen to who we tell you to listen!

Corporate media has sane-washed all of this. All of their condescending strategists, lawyers, and TV personalities have led us to nothing but wreck and ruin.

Why, just look at the results. The Republicans started an electoral civil war. But unlike the Democrats, they don’t care about asking the voters. They just change the rules via executive order / tweet.

In the long run, which method do you think will be more effective?

Donald Trump is now openly saying:

1. He cannot allow there to be any election result he doesn’t like.

2. He will make you vote over and over again until he gets the result he likes.

Of course, President Pedophile is so deeply unpopular, it doesn’t matter how many times he makes you vote. Because he will lose every single time.

People are ready to walk over hot coals to vote against these monsters. Because sources like us have been bravely calling out his lies since day 1.

And this is why mockery MATTERS. Once people stop fearing the cult and start laughing at it, their spell is broken.

I’m here to mock the corrupt, tell the simple truth, and smite every cult, con man, and fascist freak in existence.

I’m here to smite their lies…and I’m ready to fight.

4. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive — it’s a stand for rebellion, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

But here’s the thing…only a very small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could push back even harder against these fascist psychopaths. We could expand our team. Widen the blast radius. We could take the fight into other realms.

What our readers are saying:

• “Wickedly funny and politically, socially relevant. Glad to be amongst folks who share the same worldview.” — Annette

• "Thanks for making the absorption of bad news not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Finally, God is on the right side of history!" - Christine

• ""You are entertaining and vigilant. Someone needs to do this and you are doing it well!" — Steve

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 2 years of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Get 20% off for 1 year

If you are able and would prefer to support our mission at full price:

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Give a gift subscription

We’ve built something real. Something that matters.

The truth still lives here. The fire still burns. And we are not alone.

Love,

God

Lo, Scott Jennings tried to do his usual smug Republican war-pundit routine on CNN, and Adam Mockler turned his brain into soup on live TV.

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1. Bless Adam Mockler For BREAKING Scott Jennings’ BRAIN On Live TV

2. Trump HUMILIATES Himself With “Fat” Joke

Also today, we watched Donald get asked whether he should wear a bulletproof vest after multiple assassination attempts, only for him to basically say, “But what if I look chubby?” which is a sentence so vain it should come with bronzer and a mirror.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 7, 2pm ET: Henry Rollins

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

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Dear Humans,

Lo, yesterday Donald once again bragged about his many cognitive mental examinations.

He also called Joe Biden ‘Sleepy’ again, even though Donald has been falling asleep on the job every week. In the Oval Office. On camera.

He’s so ME-DAMNED stupid…and he doesn’t even know it!

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I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TESTS HE “ACES”

Donald says that anybody running for President or VP should be forced to take a cognitive examination.

Okay, sure. And how about random drug tests, too?

Oh and hey!

People like Donald (candidates) should also have to be evaluated by a psychologist to make sure they’re not a criminally insane pedophile that should’ve been locked away in a federal prison 30 years ago for being a Russian asset.

“I took the Exam three times during my (“THREE!”) Terms as President, and ACED IT ALL THREE TIMES — An Achievement that, even on a single Exam, according to the Doctors, has rarely been done before! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

He’s so proud of this. It’s so sad. He will never be able to grasp what a fool this makes him seem.

He’s also back to claiming he’s been president three (THREE!) times.

Forsooth, he’s so irretrievably stupid.

And he hath enabled a whole generation of morons.

New Commandment

Thou shalt not brag about how many cognitive mental examinations you have ‘aced.’

You’re just reminding us that the people around you keep demanding you take repeated cognitive mental examinations, more than any other president before you.

This is because they have good reason to do so. Anyone can see that there is something deeply wrong with this demented and dying pedophile.

Testify!

And now for something completely different.

Humans, thank you for your kind words for Letters from God.

Join The Rebellion!

God and Jesus are busting their asses day in and day out.

Are you with us?!?

Because we are with you.

Every live, every video, every letter, every post.

God knows most people will look away, but not you.

We need your help to smite these maniacs and send them back to hell.

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Lo, Donald Trump tried to convince America that James Comey’s seashells were a mob hit, and somehow Alina Habba and Jim Jordan made it even stupider.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched MAGA clowns get fact-checked by the dictionary over the “8647” nonsense, Trump claiming “86” is a mafia murder code, Alina Habba getting laughed at on The View, and Jim Jordan flailing so badly that even Fox News had to ask what the hell Comey is actually being charged with.

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1. MAGA Clowns Get FACT-CHECKED By The Dictionary

2. Alex Pearlman On Trump’s WWE Presidency, Turning Point’s MLM, And Firing Schumer

Comedian Alex Pearlman joined today us to talk about why American politics is basically pro wrestling now, how Turning Point USA operates like a political MLM, why Democrats need to fire Chuck Schumer, Trump’s kayfabe presidency, John Fetterman, Democratic messaging, and why everyone needs to get offline and show up in real life.

Alex was absolutely fantastic. Funny, sharp, human, and somehow able to explain this whole stupid country through the sacred texts of WWE, which makes a shit-ton more sense than anything on cable news.

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Lo, Pete Hegseth walked into Congress ready to defend Trump’s Iran war and got HUMILIATED with basic arithmetic.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched Hegseth get grilled over the cost of Trump’s war, the price of gas, the price of food, the Strait of Hormuz disaster, and why nobody in this clown car can answer a simple math question.

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1. Bless The Reps Who HUMILIATED Pete Hegseth With Basic Math

2. John Fugelsang On Trump’s Fake Christianity, Pope Leo, And The War On Jesus

Also today, joined us to talk about Trump’s fake Christianity, Pope Leo, Christian nationalism, Trump threatening war on Easter, MAGA melting down whenever someone directly quotes Jesus, and why these people aren’t really fighting the Pope. They’re fighting Jesus.

John was absolutely fantastic, as always. Funny, sharp, human, and somehow still sane. And he’s got a nice head of hair, too!

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

HARK! Bless King Charles III, who came to the United States and trolled the ever loving shit out of fascists DJ Trump and JD Vance.

That’s right, after 250 years, the King of England returned to save democracy in the United States of America.

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King: ‘No Kings’

While God has never been a fan of the monarchy, I have watched all 22,000 hours of The Crown. I understand that sometimes royals do good things. Sometimes evil things. This was a good thing.

King Charles took the time to remind Americans of their history involving something or other about not having a king? Has anyone ever heard of this?

KING CHARLES III: "Executive power is subject to checks and balances."

And then King Charles got a standing ovation when he praised NATO and said:

"that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine"

God isn’t sure why Republicans in Congress stood and clapped for defending a NATO ally when their president wants to destroy NATO.

In any event, JD Vance looked like he suddenly tasted a big pile of pig shit in his mouth.

He knows his boss Vladimir Putin is always watching.

Afterwards, the White House twitter account tried to cast Donald as a king.

The King’s speech was so powerful, Kid Rock was scuttled to address service members in the Pentagon.

God doesn’t know what he said.

Or maybe God doesn’t want to know.

But God is sure it was stupid as fuck.

“Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy, Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie.” - Kid Rock

But while the King of England was busy reminding Americans about their democratic past, the Department of State announced they are putting Trump’s picture on U.S. passports.

THIS.

IS.

FASCISM.

THIS IS HEINOUS FUCKERY!

HEINOUS FUCKERY MOST FOUL!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not let Donald Trump build a ballroom and a Trump arch and put his name on The Kennedy Center and his face on your passports when he is the worst and stupidest and most evil pedophile president in the history of the United States.

Americans! Wake up! It’s your 250th birthday party soon.

You wanna know the best and funniest thing you could do to celebrate?

REVOLUTION!

Join The Rebellion!

Donald and his billionaire friends are buying all corporate media.

He’s going after the comedians. He’s making examples of us to scare you.

He wants to silence me. He wants to silence you. He wants to silence everyone…forever.

He doesn’t want anyone telling the truth or mocking him. Ever.

But we ain’t going out like that.

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Lo, Donald Trump got mad at Jimmy Kimmel for joking that Melania might become a widow. Then Donald stood in front of King Charles and made the same joke himself.

So today on The God Show, Jesus and I watched Donald humiliate Melania in public, zoomed in on her death stare reaction, and asked the obvious question:

Why is it a national scandal when a comedian says it, but totally fine when Donald says it directly to his own wife?

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1. Donald HUMILIATES Melania In Front of KING CHARLES!!!

2. Dean Obeidallah On Trump’s Assault On Comedy

Also today, joined us to talk about Trump’s assault on comedy, the FCC threatening ABC, Jimmy Kimmel refusing to shut up, and why authoritarians always come for the people who mock them.

Dean was fantastic, as always!

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 29, 2pm ET: John Fugelsang

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, the Republicans are now out in force seriously trying to get you to pay for Donald’s vanity golden Epstein ballroom.

They reduced security on purpose at the White House Press Dinner, in the hopes that something would happen. After you take a look at the evidence, let me know if you agree down in the comments.

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FOX REPORTERS CAUGHT JOKING ABOUT NO SECURITY AT THE DOOR!

Fox reporters were caught on a hot mic joking about the security at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

“They have like two random chicks holding the front door open.

Like guys, they’re not even trying anymore...they’re not even secret service people.”

“They’re not even trying anymore.”

Exactly.

They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.

The Washington Post confirm that security was — for some reason — extremely lax for the White House Press Correspondents Dinner.

After multiple assassination attempts, they didn’t have anyone working the front door?

It’s almost like Donald let it happen on purpose. There are no shortage of crazy Americans ready to pounce on such an event.

FORSOOTH, there’s always at least 5 dudes in Washington, D.C. at any given time, hiding out in their hotel rooms, stroking their guns and waiting for their moment to strike. This is America.

With that in mind. they clearly let it happen. So they could exploit the aftermath. You know, like 9/11.

And now a day later, the Republican Pedophile Party is officially demanding FOUR HUNDRED MILLION of your tax dollars to pay for Donald’s Epstein Ballroom.

Remember, Donald suddenly bulldozed THE EAST WING so he could build this ballroom. He swore up and down that it wouldn’t cost a single dime of taxpayer money.

SPOILER ALERT: He lied.

But Americans aren’t as stupid as we are led to believe. He’s already lost another 2 points on his approval rating since the alleged assassination attempt.

God has seen the comments throughout the Internet.

People have an innate ability to sense shenanigans, chicanery, and other such tomfoolery.

Or as we say up in Heaven…

HEINOUS FUCKERY! HEINOUS FUCKERY MOST FOUL!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not let a shooting happen so that you can guilt-trip the American people into spending $400 million on a golden pleasure palace for an 80-year-old pedophile.

Whew, these commandments are getting really specific and fucked up.

He Wants To Silence Us

Him and his billionaire friends are buying all corporate media.

He’s going after the comedians.

He wants to silence all dissent.

He doesn’t want anyone telling the truth, questioning his narratives, or mocking his purple hand bruises.

But we ain’t going out like that. If you want to give Donald the middle finger, then support independent media today.

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Lo, Melania Trump has now declared war on Jimmy Kimmel because he made an amazing joke about her. They believe comedy is violence unless Donald is the one doing it.

So tonight on The God Show, Jesus and I break down Melania’s ridiculous meltdown, Trump’s demand that ABC fire Kimmel, and the hilarious attempt to pretend a joke from last week caused events that happened afterward, because time itself is now fake news.

Also today, we covered Donald’s 60 Minutes disaster, where one question made him go full Nixon on national television.

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1. Melania FREAKS Out Over AMAZING Jimmy Kimmel Joke

2. Bless The 60 Minutes Question That Made Trump Go Full Nixon

3. Upcoming Guests on The God Show:

• April 28, 2pm ET: Dean Obeidallah

• April 29, 2pm ET: John Fugelsang

• April 30, 2pm ET: Alex Pearlman

• May 5, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Michaela Barnett

• May 6, 2pm ET: Ellie Leonard

• May 13, 2pm ET: Tennessee Congressional candidate Kristi Burke

4. God Bless You

Bless you all for reading our posts. And liking our posts. And watching our videos. And liking our videos! Whew! It can all be a lot to keep up with.

But it’s important that we do. The fascists want to lull us to sleep. Thankfully, God doesn’t sleep.

God bless you. Without your help and support, this progressive and hilarious form of God and Jesus would not exist.

We have only just begun.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

Lo, last night Donold John Trump went on 60 Minutes and blurted out “I am not a pedophile!”

God looked upon this, and saw that it was funny. And so I have provided the video of this hilarious historical event, as well as an image that lays out the key exchange. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

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TRUMP GOES FULL NIXON!

Whether it’s a panic-stricken Melania suddenly denying she ever met Epstein, or a panic-stricken Donald desperately denying he’s a pedophile, it’s VERY CLEAR the Epstein files ain’t gonna go away.

NIXON (1973): “I am not a crook.”

TRUMP (2026): “I am not a pedophile. I am not a rapist.”

But the absolute best part was when Norah O’Donnell said:

“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”

Donald is a disgrace for continuing to say he was “totally exonerated” when:

• His administration broke the law when they violated the Epstein Transparency Act, heavily redacting and covering up the files.

• Credible allegations were released by Pam Bondi’s DOJ against Donald Trump from a 13-year-old girl.

• He attacked Iran that weekend.

• He fired Pam Bondi before she was supposed to testify.

• He is openly planning on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell.

• He is an adjudicated rapist.

New Commandments

Thou shalt mock Donald John “I am not a pedophile!” Trump for the rest of his days!

Thou shalt not let fascist bots gaslight you! Thou shalt never give up hope!

Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

Trump and his MAGA billionaires can buy the media. They can try to distract. But the Epstein files ain’t going away. And neither are we.

If you want to give Donald the middle finger today, then support the voices he can’t control. The people telling the truth when corporate media won’t.

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Dear Humans,

As you’ve heard by now, last night there was a shooter at the White House Press Correspondents dinner.

While I had nothing to do with keeping Trump safe last night, I did find all the best videos and images to break it down for you. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

It’s mind-blowing stuff…even for the Internet.

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DETECTIVE GOD IS ON THE CASE!

When I heard this happened, I strangely wasn’t that shocked.

My first thought was to remember this headline I read a few days ago. Trump’s White House was planning a “mic-drop moment” at the dinner.

Welp. We got one, didn’t we?

I shit thee not, right before the shooting, Karoline Leavitt said “shots will be fired tonight.”

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event:

“There will be some shots fired tonight.”

Then the actual moment comes where gunshots are fired. And they just let Donald sit there for a while while everyone else runs out screaming.

He just sits there and watches them run out.

Cowardly Stephen Miller hid behind his pregnant wife to escape. At no point did he consider sacrificing himself for his wife and unborn child.

Afterwards, Donald came out and used the shooting to make the case for his Epstein ballroom. How convenient this was for him! After all, we all know Donald is obsessed with funneling billions of dollars into his bank accounts in Qatar via the ballroom project.

Along with the Russian bot networks, the right wing immediately and uniformly pivoted to making this about Donald’s Epstein ballroom.

FORSOOTH, the entire effort was so coordinated and scripted, one might be forgiven for wondering if this was all planned beforehand.

I forgot that Meghan McCain blocked Me on Twitter. I see she is still caping for President Pedophile.

Hmm, what was the situation with that ballroom anyway? Why is Donald so upset about it? That he would so quickly use this shooting to focus on it?

OHHH! That’s right, he crashed out 10 days ago because a judge righteously blocked his Epstein ballroom from being built!

Gee wiz, what a coincidence this all is!

Sure seems convenient for what Donald wants most in the world for his 80th birthday, a big beautiful ballroom boondoggle!

Also, Donald’s approval numbers sit at 33%.

He’s totally underwater!

Another assassination attempt sure could prove useful for helping him stabilize those terrible numbers!

Hey, it’s worked before!

New Commandments

Thou shalt not attend the White House Correspondents Dinner and claim to be an ally to anyone but thyself.

Thou shalt not dine with fascist pedophiles!

Thou shalt not pretend you suddenly care about shootings!

Thou shalt not use thy pregnant wife as a human shield!

Give Donald The Middle Finger Today

Trump and his MAGA billionaires can buy the media. They can try to distract. But the Epstein files ain’t going away. And neither are we.

If you want to give Donald the middle finger today, then support the voices he can’t control. The people telling the truth when corporate media won’t.

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